But will we remember them next week?
Games we played this week include:
(0:21:45) An Unplayable Game
(0:27:20) Wildwood Down
(0:29:50) Sektori
(0:37:25) Kirby Air Riders
(1:05:00) Tomb Raider Definitive Edition
Hello you lovely patrons!
It’s a bit of a mild migraine day today, so I won’t make this a mega long update (note: it turned out way longer than I planned). Let’s just get to the important part right now…
A new video script is written, and the band (Zilla) is back together. Stephameat’s back on the menu!<...
2025-11-25 19:10:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s see big tech disrupt this.
Games we played this week include:
(0:03:45) Grand Theft Auto IV
(0:12:40) Sacred 2 Remaster
(0:18:55) Dispatch
(0:24:35) Dragonball Z Sparking Zero
(0:38:55) Bridge Command
(0:43:00) Halls of Torment
I reviewed Sacred 2: Remaster. I fondly remember the original, but this is broken beyond absolute belief. An inexcusably defective product that does Sacred 2 dirty.
2025-11-16 17:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the lack of reviews and stuff this week, I've been quite unwell. I'll have an update coming in the near future, which includes details about the return to videos! That said...
I reviewed ARC Raiders. A good tool for players to make their own fun, but only when fun is what they choose to make. Otherwise, it...
2025-11-14 21:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn this month.
Games we played this week include:
(0:05:00) Sacred 2 Remaster
(0:16:30) Good Night Universe
(0:20:25) Powerwash Simulator 2
(0:23:20) Lumines Arise
(0:31:00) Dispatch
(0:33:15) Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
Let it wash over you.
Games we played this week include:
(0:19:10) Dispatch
(0:30:10) Absolum
(0:38:15) Powerwash Simulator 2
(0:39:25) Don’t Look at Grandma
(0:46:05) Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
(0:52:15) Arc Raiders
I reviewed Double Dragon Revive. I'm in awe at its graphics for all the wrong reasons. It doesn't play as bad as it looks... but it plays really quite badly.
2025-11-04 21:05:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed the 2025 "reimagining" of Painkiller. It's not the Painkiller I wanted, but I've nonetheless become incredibly fond of it. I like this big ol' stompy shooter and its delicious chunky guns.
2025-11-02 20:17:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Unspoken rules abound.
Games we played this week include:
(0:04:20) Double Dragon Revive
(0:15:20) BALL x PIT
(0:26:30) Once Upon a Katamari
(0:36:05) Let it Die
(0:45:55) Good Night Universe
(0:49:45) Alien Storm
(0:51:00) Painkiller
I reviewed the excellent Ball x Pit. Block breaking Survivors-style action with pinball city building thrown in for good measure? It's like they made a game just for me.
2025-10-28 17:29:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a game that honestly rather disgusts me. A cheaply produced minimum viable product with a pricing system that borders on a grift, this is Game Freak's complacency on full display.
2025-10-24 17:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
But don’t ask where we’ve hid the pickle.
Games we played this week include:
(0:15:55) BALL x PIT
(0:28:05) Little Witch in the Woods
(0:32:25) Pokémon Legends: Z-A
(0:49:15) Yooka-Replaylee
(0:54:20) Painkiller
We deserve a better class of criminal.
Games we played this week include:
(0:16:15) Pokémon Legends: Z-A
(0:29:35) Little Witch in the Woods
(0:33:35) Ghost of Yotei
(0:47:25) Xenotilt
I reviewed Ghost Of Yōtei, probably the richest and tastiest "AAA" action game I've played in a very long time. A great revenge story with a toybox of a combat system, it's got some design issues but it's bloody grand.
2025-10-15 19:52:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Hades II. Its only significant drawback is that Hades came out first, which really isn't a problem considering it's just as good as one of the most impressive games ever made.
2025-10-10 16:41:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t forget your pills!
Games we played this week include:
(0:12:30) CloverPit
(0:16:50) Hades II
(0:43:30) Super Mario Galaxy 2
(0:52:20) Terrifier: The Artcade Game
(1:01:45) Ghost of Yotei
Hello, lovely patrons!
Figured it’s high time I posted another update blog, as it’s taken far longer to get back into the swing of things as it pertains to videos. Some people have started to assume the show is entirely finished! Rest assured that is not the case.
So basically, the plan was to brin...
2025-10-08 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ll get the hang of it eventually.
Games we played this week include:
(0:13:45) Hades II
(0:33:50) CloverPit
(0:44:20) Megabonk
(0:49:20) Silent Hill f
(0:50:05) Sonic Racing Crossworlds
(0:52:05) Star Trek: Resurgence
(0:53:10) Ghost of Yotai
I wrote an absurdly in-depth review of Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds. It's honestly one of the nicest feeling arcade racers I've played, really fluid and smooth. Also you can be an Egg Pawn in it, which is great.
2025-09-30 16:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Dying Light: The Beast, and it's a pretty good game. I've been a fairly strong critic of the series despite it fascinating me in its own weird way, and I'm glad I can say they did a solid job on this one, albeit with some long-running flaws.
2025-09-26 19:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post
We’ve done it again.
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Games...
2025-09-25 17:34:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Borderlands 4 and it's fine. More of the same with some improvements. Oh, and an obscene number of truly awful fetch quests, a mediocre grappling hook pushed like the second coming, and SO many technical difficulties.
2025-09-24 17:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Cronos: The New Dawn, and I can't believe I'm saying this but Bloober Team hit it out of the fucking park! A survival horror that expertly toys with its players, plus an intriguing story and plenty of squick. Bloober's best work by miles.
2025-09-19 19:14:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Come out and pray.
Games we played this week include:
(0:14:05) Cronos: The New Dawn
(0:27:45) Little Witch in the Woods
(0:35:30) Donkey Kong Bananza
(0:40:25) Borderlands 4
I reviewed Bubsy In: The Purrfect Collection because I don't spend my time well. What can one say? It's a decent collection of absolutely horrible games.
2025-09-14 16:04:38 +0000 UTC View Post
We think we got away with it.
Games we played this week include:
(0:06:00) Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
(0:13:50) Hollow Knight: Silksong
(0:28:30) Balatro
(0:40:25) Metal Gear Solid Delta
I reviewed Shinobi: Art of Vengeance. Watertight controls, solid platforming, terrific combat. It can get a bit fatiguing, but overall it's lovely to see Shinobi back on top.
2025-09-10 20:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I reviewed Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater and argued that sometimes playing it safe is 100% the right play. This is a beautiful reproduction of a masterpiece that would have unequivocally defied attempts at reimagination.
2025-09-04 18:23:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The depth of the wellspring from which this font of wisdom flows has no bottom.
Games we played this week include:
(0:20:50) Tinderblox
(0:25:10) Metal Gear Solid Delta
(0:35:40) Abiotic Factor
(0:40:20) Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
(0:46:40) Shinobi: Art of Vengeance
(0:48:00) Dying Light 2
(0:49:55) ...
