He’s trying.
Games we played this week include:
b360 (15:50)
Ratcheteer (18:35)
Dome Keeper (20:55)
Final Fantasy IX (27:20)
Recommendation Dog (33:50)
Reel Steal (35:50)
A Joke That’s Worth 99 Cents (39:05)
Wo Long (41:15)
Super Princess Peach (43:20)
Gam...
2023-03-09 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Final Fantasy XVI producer Naoki Yoshida has sparked a discussion over the term JRPG, and how it makes certain Japanese developers uncomfortable due to its history of negativity.
As someone currently on an RPG kick, I'm finding the debate pretty fascinating. As the corn in the basement cries, let's discuss ...
2023-03-06 19:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
It's all about those family values.
Games we played this week include:
Ragnarock (08:25)
Octopath Traveller 2 (15:39)
Humanity Demo (44:28)
Tentacular (49:05)
Resident Evil Village VR (49:55)
Kirby Return to Dreamland Deluxe (52:08)
Laura's Playdate Corner (1:00:00)
Battleship Godies (1:00:48)...
Hello patrons!
It’s been quite some time since I wrote an update blog about your second best Trashgirl’s various doings. For the most part, there’s not a massive amount of exciting stuff going on in my neck of the dumpster. I’m mostly ticking along, been doing some videos I’m super proud of, wrestling is going...
2023-03-01 14:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
AI generated art is all the rage right now, but have you noticed it's been sold with the same techbro evangelicalism that tried to shove NFTs down our throats? I'm hardly surprised, as both of these grifts have the same endgame - cutting artists out of the commercialization of art.
Let's look at AI art, the people...
2023-02-27 22:32:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I've really wanted to talk about this bizarre thing. On the surface, it's a somewhat mundane hack n' slash shooter. Once you dig into it, however, you get a truly eccentric entry into the "good bad" category of games. Just a shame about the weird balancing... and the price.
Check out my full review by 2023-02-24 19:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 426: What Are We Doing Again?
After a while, it all runs together.
Games we played this week include:
Rez Infinite (08:15)
Horizon: Call of the Mountain (10:00)
What the Bat? (11:45)
Thumper (12:35)
Tetris Effect Connected (13:05)
Theatrhythm Final Bar Line (13:30)...
2023-02-23 18:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
What? YES! We have hit another milestone in our historic plummet toward the gutter, and it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for, The Under 800,000 Subscriber Special!
With thanks to The Stupendium, Ashens, Lilith Walther, Simon Miller, Cypher of Tyr, Stacy Cay, Benji, Jonathan Holmes, and The FreaKshow for ...
2023-02-20 19:16:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been looking forward to raving about this one. I love Theatrhythm as a series, and Theatrhythm: Final Bar Line has taken up all my spare time for days. If you want to read the rest of my praise, you can see the full review after 2023-02-19 13:49:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Time for another review! I'm a little behind on my review plans (I've got Theatrhythm and Wanted: Dead still on the docket) but I finally cut through a bunch of personal life nonsense to get out a review of Metroid Prime Remastered, which you can read by 2023-02-18 14:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post
A very special friend returns.
Games we played this week include:
Redtape (15:45)
Wanted: Dead (21:00)
Spellcorked (35:00)
Inventory Hero (40:00)
Satisfactory (44:30)
Metroid Prime Remastered (49:00)
Commodore 64 Games (59:10)
2023-02-16 17:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
J.K. Rowling is a transphobe who uses the success of Harry Potter to claim her vile views are justified. Hogwarts Legacy is a game that supports and benefits her, and as a trans person I really need to talk about that, the trolls rallying around it, and the "allies" who sold us out for the sake of a media product.
Never trust a banana.
Games we played this week include:
Hi-Fi Rush (11:55)
Final Fantasy XII (29:30)
Final Fantasy XV (35.40)
Star Sled (42:55)
Saturday Edition (45:30)
Tomodachi Life (53:40)
This past week saw a whole pile of live services - including Rumbleverse - shut their doors. This follows Square Enix closing a whole bunch of similar games, and the overall trend of "games-as-a-service" falling apart.
Who called it? This girl called it!
2023-02-06 14:21:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Dead Space Remake is out, and while I originally swore off playing the game, I had to see what they did to my boy, having returned to written reviews. My review is something you can look at now by CLICKING HER...
2023-02-03 20:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to your home for the hottest reviews of imitation beef.
Games we played this week include:
Dead Space (2:20)
Hi-Fi Rush (27:00)
Forspoken (45:00)
2023-02-02 20:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A brand new show comes to the Jimquisition Podcast Outlet! Our lovely Trashgirls Stephanie and Elsa try to stick to the script as they discuss everything around the topic they set out to discuss. Collector's editions, sausage boxing, Dragon Age, and the beloved Stranger of Paradise hat... what more could you want?
2023-02-01 11:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I often publish reviews a week after a game's release, and they still feel relevant. It's amazing just how quick all that discourse about Forspoken dried up, to the point where my review, which you can now ready by CL...
2023-01-31 20:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The tech industry is seeing massive layoffs, with Microsoft alone jettisoning 10,000 people in the face of slow growth. The key word there is "growth." Microsoft isn't losing money, but people are losing jobs because it ain't making money fast enough. This is supposed to be reasonable
It's high time the non...
2023-01-30 12:48:08 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re seeing them.
Games we played this week include:
Forspoken (7:45)
Cyberpunk 2077 (33:10)
Hyper Meteor (46:10)
Zipper (47:10)
Theatrhythm Curtain Call (53:00)
2023-01-26 17:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Marvel's Avengers is finally closing its doors after failing to make waves as one of Square Enix's many "live service" games. Let's look back over the broken promises, financial losses, and assorted failings of Crystal Dynamics' busted cash cow.
2023-01-23 14:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
One option seems less desirable.
Games we played this week include:
Melatonin (5:00)
Hades (10:40)
Cyberpunk 2077 (19:45)
Omaze (38:40)
Demon Quest 85 (41:35)
Chibi-Robo! (45:25)
A Short Hike (51:10)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (46:50)
2023-01-19 19:12:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a ton of requests to cover this one. While not strictly videogame related, the situation with Wizards of the Coast and Dungeons & Dragons is a perfect example of everything this show talks about. So let's talk about how Wizards and Hasbro tried to become some D&D landlords.
2023-01-16 14:47:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Go go go Zilla.
Games we played this week include:
Satisfactory (11:20)
Flipper Lifter (14:00)
Echoic Memory (16:20)
Chained Echoes (19:00)
Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem (30:45)
Baba Files His Taxes (35:15)
Hades (36:40)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (46:50)
Yes, we have to talk about Square Enix again. They shut down ANOTHER game after just 13 months, and their scummy president has doubled down on NFT and crypto horribleness. Also, I have a Godzilla pinball table.
2023-01-09 14:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This review is the most positive one I've written since returning to written criticism, and it's well deserved. Lil Gator Game is a bloody treasure and you can read my full thoughts by CLICKING HERE 2023-01-06 15:29:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Fun with bodies.
Games we played this week include:
Pick, Pack, Pup (15:30)
Lost Your Marbles (18:00)
Tamagotchi Pix Party (22:30)
Satisfactory (31:55)
Super Lesbian Animal RPG (37:15)
Lil’ Gator Game (41:25)
Spelunky 2 (50:45)
Dragon’s Dogma (52:30)
Choo Choo Charles isn't a joke game, but nothing would have changed if it was. God, I really want to be in love with this game. The concept is beautifully silly, but it demonstrates how games need to be more than one good idea to be actually good.
You can ready the full review by 2023-01-04 13:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'd like to report a murder. Or maybe it's a mercy killing. Either way, when it comes to Square Enix and so-called "live services," there's a lot of death going around. God, Square Enix sucks.
2023-01-02 14:57:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for spending some of it with us.
2022-12-29 18:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
