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Podquisition 446: Don’t Listen Up My Skirt
Show some respect.
Games we played this week include:
The Last Hope (11:20)
NieR:Automata (29:00)
Pokémon Sleep (31:30)
Bitzee (42.55)
Common’hood (48:40)
Aliens: Dark Descent (53:45)
Aliens: Dark Descent - Hurry Up You Slugs! (Review)
Inspired by XCOM and Darkest Dungeon, flavored by Xenomorphs, this is a game I genuinely love to bits... except for the fact it's completely broken. Ever seen a Game of the Year contender ruin its chances by ruining itself? You can see the results in review form by 2023-07-12 15:44:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Niantic's Antics (The Jimquisition)
Niantic, the fiendish peddlers of Pokémon GO, had some huge layoffs recently. They also have a bunch of failed ideas, a game they've exploited into the dirt, and a real contempt for disabled players.
2023-07-10 14:56:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival - Too Lazy To Rip Off The Last Of Us (Review)
There's a game doing the rounds for being a "shameless rip-off" of The Last of Us. The thing is, it's such a hack job it isn't even good enough to be a rip-off. This fraudulent product is merely the idea of such forgery... so naturally I reviewed it, and you can read that review if you 2023-07-07 13:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 445: May Be Nice
Our position is now in question.
Games we played this week include:
Everybody 1-2-Switch (1:05)
NieR:Automata (24:10)
Playdate (36:35)
The Last Hope (54:45)
2023-07-06 17:35:19 +0000 UTC View PostFinal Fantasy XVI - PlayStation Clive (Review)
Final Fantasy XVI is a game that tries to say a lot but doesn't know what's being said. As a verbose little knobend, I also have much to say, specifically in my review of the game that you can read by CL...
2023-07-05 15:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt Gets Good After 30 Hours (The Jimquisition)
With special guest, The Stupendium! (YouTube.com/TheStupendium)
An Evening with Commander Sterling: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Manchester/HEAD/An-Evening-with-Commander-Stephanie-Sterling/36355242/
Is a game worth playing if it doesn't get good until you've played thirty hours of it? Inspired by Final Fantasy discou...
2023-07-03 13:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 444: Power Loader Legs
Little, but mighty.
Games we played this week include:
Choo Choo Survivor (13:35)
Pikmin 3 Deluxe (25:00)
Final Fantasy XVI (31:40)
Dr. Fetus’ Mean Meat Machine (58:30)
Final Fantasy XVI's Magical Misery Tour (The Jimquisition)
Final Fantasy XVI is miserable. Everybody is a vicious hateful scumbag, everything is governed by a vicious hateful system, and the international pasttime is vicious hatred. Apparently we're supposed to wanna save this world.
2023-06-26 19:04:49 +0000 UTC View PostStreet Fighter 6 - Welcoming New Challengers (Review)
Following on from the critically beloved Jimquisition episode about it, I now have a fully written review for Street Fighter 6. Given my glowing praise for its accessibility, I'm sure you know to expect an equally positive review. You may confirm this expectation by 2023-06-23 15:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 443: Sandwich Subversion
You just can’t depend on anything these days.
Games we played this week include:
Chocobo GP (8:30)
Lies of P (14:20)
Street Fighter 6 (20:28)
Kapital Punishment 22XX (27:10)
Aliens: Dark Descent (35:15)
2023-06-22 17:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostAsking Sterling Questions Post
Hello lovely patrons!
It’s been a minute since we’ve done one of these, so I reckon it’s high time we did an Asking Sterling podcast!
Once again, while Patreon-hosted podcast will be public, the questions are open just to you fine folks! Feel free to post a comment asking a question.
Like with all of...
2023-06-20 09:51:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe Accessible Brilliance Of Street Fighter 6 (The Jimquisition)
Street Fighter 6 is one of the most important fighting games ever. Its approach to accessibility is remarkable to the point where someone whose memory disorder locked them out of an entire genre has become an obsessive player. It's that significant.
Also it's making elitist gatekeepers cry, and it features ...
2023-06-19 15:42:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe Trashgirl Diaries: Andrew F*ck
Andrew F*ck is a game developer and the inventor of pineapple juice. We also talk about Final Fantasy XVI.
2023-06-18 11:17:59 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 442: Bring on the Bafflement
When faced with absurdity, return it in kind.
Games we played this week include:
Choo Choo Survivor (15:10)
Street Fighter 6 (31:02)
Ollie Frog: Toad Skater (48:50)
Station to Station (50:05)
Venba (51:30)
Lies of P (53:50)
Final Fantasy XVI (59:45)
Cassette Beasts (1:11:...
2023-06-15 16:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostAmnesia: The Bunker - Entrenching (Review)
A new Amnesia game came out, much to my surprise. I liked it! Want to know more? You could always try CLICKING HERE to read the full review. That sound good?
2023-06-13 15:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostSo, You're Thinking About Dating Bobby Kotick (The Jimquisition)
Tickets for Commander Sterling's LONDON debut: https://www.outsavvy.com/event/14317/fist-club-the-return
Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick once lamented how hard his dating life was because people kept photoshoppi...
2023-06-12 14:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 441: Rik Merlin
A film out of time.
Games we played this week include:
Amnesia: The Bunker (19:00)
Infernax (28:50)
Street Fighter 6 (33:10)
Outriders (40:50)
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (44:05)
2023-06-08 16:32:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe Trashgirl Diaries: A Twink Between Girls
Zelda and sauce in the Trashverse!
2023-06-07 13:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostHow YouTube Censored Michelangelo Because Of Zelda Fan Outrage (The Jimquisition)
Last week's video annoyed fans of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Last week's video was slapped with an age restriction that basically censored it. Last week's video earned this censorship for featuring Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam.
Amazing.
2023-06-05 14:44:50 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition 440: Buried by Boobs
Podquisition 440: Buried by Boobs
These milkers won’t stop.
Games we played this week include:
Lord of the Rings: Gollum (12:30)
Demon Throttle (34:00)
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (40:25)
Outriders (49:05)
Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (54:40)
2023-06-01 16:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Lord Of The Rings: Gollum - Ring Sting (Review)
The Lord of the Rings: Gollum is a milestone of horribly unfinished games daring to charge a premium price. One of the more embarrassing titles I've ever played in the sixty buck bracket, the ways in which this is broken and undercooked are incredible. Feel free to learn more in my review by 2023-05-30 16:06:30 +0000 UTC View Post
You Didn't Finish The Game (The Jimquisition)
They came, they saw, they reviewed. In the wake of a deserved 7/10 for The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, I look at the "fun" thoughts Zelda's fans have shared with me.
Of particular note is the old "you didn't finish the game" accusation. If only zealous fans realized what a horrible defense of a v...
2023-05-29 16:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostWarhammer 40,000: Boltgun - Astartes You Mean To Go On (Review)
I don't get HYPE for games very often, but I was admittedly very excited for Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun. I got pretty much what I wanted, the only problem being I got a little too much of it. Want my full thoughts? You can read 'em by 2023-05-27 15:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Podquisition 439: Sudden Discord
We didn’t see it coming.
Games we played this week include:
Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (12:10)
Boomerang Fu (49:05)
Warhammer 40k: Boltgun (1:02:20)
2023-05-25 16:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostOur Discord Server Is Live (Sorry It Auto-Added Everyone!)
Well, that was one way to launch a server! So sorry Discord decided to automatically add every patron that could be added, I hope that wasn't too annoying. Just a note to say our Discord server, James Stephanie Sterling's Trash Palace, is now live!
For most of the first day, I imagine we'll keep the announcement here ...
Overwatch 2's Over-Botched, Too! (The Jimquisition)
Overwatch fans have had their hearts broken once again, as Activision Blizzard recently announced it was ceasing development on features promised since 2019. That is crappy. That is frustrating. That is pure Activision!
2023-05-22 16:18:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom - Like Tears In Rain (Review)
And here it is! My mildly-awaited review of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is published. It's a good game. I like it. It's a good game and I like it! Wanna know how good it is? How much I liked it? You can start by 2023-05-21 18:20:54 +0000 UTC View Post
State Of Sterling: An Interesting Minute
Well hello, lovely friends! It’s been an interesting minute since the last update. Rest assured we will be touching on the events of that minute today. There’s a lot going on, and some of it’s even positive! Heck yeah!
Positivity is important. The concept is often fused to platitudinal bullshit (see: games sites t...
2023-05-20 16:05:42 +0000 UTC View Post
