Upsetting Day: Wish ๐ญ
Lately for whatever reason, Iโve been targeted by an alarming number of Wish ads in my social media news feeds. Scrolling through the in...
2020-05-22 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Fucking Day: Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion ๐ญ
My favorite "Once you see it, you can't unsee it" in all of pop culture is the Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion.
If you venture into the deepest, darkest dregs of the video streaming services, like if you scroll to the seco...
2020-05-21 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Incel Daredevil ๐ญ
In 1964, a boy was blinded by a radioactive truck! Twelve years later a boy was born who would change the words of comic books for humor j...
2020-05-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Eliminator ๐ญ
Malibu Comics was a slipshod comic imprint from the โ90s held together by duct tape and a stubborn unwillingness to recognize failure. T...
2020-05-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Truth About Power Rangers ๐ญ
The year was 1995 and a secret war was being fought between the Power Rangers and one man. Phil Phillips, named after his stutt...
2020-05-18 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: iCub ๐ญ
Robots fulfill a legitimate need in our society: We have too many jobs and not enough hunter/killers, and those two birds can be killed wi...
2020-05-15 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Worst Day to Have Sex ๐ญ
Every nine seconds a horny dingbat publishes a book of daily sexual positions. More than any other product cluttering thrift stores and la...
2020-05-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Space Precinct 2040 ๐ญ
Space Precinct 2040 was a short-lived British TV show that explored what would happen if you replaced the cast of Law and Ord...
2020-05-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial Arts ๐ญ
Should a Christian learn martial arts? It's the question asked by nobody, victims of Methodist spin kicks, and the cover of The Bible,...
2020-05-12 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
2020-05-11 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling ๐ญ
Several weeks ago Seanbaby found an issue of Poxco Regional Wrestling Magazine lodged molecularly in the wall of his penis reduction shed....
2020-05-10 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: BE A CLOWN! ๐ญ
Instant Clowning-- it has been a dream for generations ever since man learned you could mask pain and homicidal intent behind colorful mak...
2020-05-08 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Darling in the Franxx ๐ญ
Weiner 2600 is the official ๐ญ1900HOTDOG ๐ญ Artificial Intelligence that helps us sort and categorize content, and though it grows ang...
2020-05-07 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Marvo the Magician and Tito ๐ญ
In the Golden Age of comics, there were several characters every publisher had-- the punching man in a flag, the punching astronaut, the p...
2020-05-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Comic Strip ๐ญ
Iโve never met anyone else in real life that remembers The Comic Strip and this anomaly haunts me. The showโs existence is ea...
2020-05-05 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Good-bye Depression ๐ญ
It's Learning Day, and you are about to learn one man's anus can contain more chaos than a thousand hurricanes. It is all you will learn. ...
2020-05-04 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Pokemon That Look Like Sex Toys ๐ญ
Thank you for coming. Webster's defines "unnecessary" as "a thesis statement on an article already titled Pokemon t...
2020-04-30 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Last Witch Hunter ๐ญ
I like to think of myself as a nerd ally -- I only mock nerds relentlessly because I am one, and this distinction comes with so very few benefits that I try to take full advantage of each and every one. Iโm not the parti...
2020-04-29 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: PoxCo Regional Wrestling ๐ญ
Mysteries are all around us. What made that noise? How did this wrestling magazine from the wrong dimension get here? Others? Thank you fo...
2020-04-28 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Troom Troom ๐ญ
There are many things on the internet that I do not respect, but I do understand -- furries, menโs rights advocates, the cam girls that ...
2020-04-27 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: The Unwritable ๐ญ
Hi, Hotdoggers, I already regret calling you that. Now that we've agreed you'll be referred to as Foot-Long One-Ninehundriacs...
2020-04-25 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: How to Get Along with Black People ๐ญ
A lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet. You may have heard, even from me, how a movie is the worst ever or a video game is ...
2020-04-24 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Sex Orgies of Sarawak ๐ญ
Old timey pornography was rough. You couldnโt just hop on the internet and search for two-to-eight people boning in your preferred model...
2020-04-23 15:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Joke Book ๐ญ
In 1990, a London publisher put out a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle joke book and it ended up being a mass grave for concepts that once brou...
2020-04-22 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Night Man ๐ญ
Night Man is a superhero TV series that debuted in 1997: the year the โ90s finally went too far, and we all realized they had t...
2020-04-21 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise Vacation ๐ญ
Imagine all the things that can go wrong on the ocean. Double it and add vomit. Now picture a judge ordering you to pay Royal C...
2020-04-20 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible - Sodom and Gomorrah ๐ญ
I was born a heathen and Iโll die a heathen, probably in some kind of heathening accident. I donโt know anything about the Bible. If I...
2020-04-17 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power ๐ญ
In 1976, Donald L. Wilson, M.D. wrote a book called Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind. It was a huge hit, a...
2020-04-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians ๐ญ
I need to take a personal half-day to see if you can upskirt Tifa mid-uppercut, so to celebrate this Nerding Day, letโs play a quick rou...
2020-04-15 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Probably True Stories of '90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes ๐ญ
During the '90s, all the best action movies were assembled from five different scripts and trying to be thirteen different th...
2020-04-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
