Learning Day: How To Make Trippy Music π
If thereβs one group you never want to make an instructional video for, itβs the cool kids. I know all you want to do is teach 4th Gra...
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Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming π
Video games have been dominated by the male gaze since their inception. Back in the '90s, when our pixel technology finally caught up to o...
2020-04-12 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: HOW TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT YOUR GAY SON π
If you don't understand or accept your gay son, you're probably not used to good news, but I have some: there's a book called HOW TO U...
2020-04-10 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Cracked Slashfic π
On the path to fame you will take many small steps. Long before you puke pure cocaine onto your own star on Hollywood Boulevard, you will ...
2020-04-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot π
Over the decades, the character of Captain America has been imagined nearly five different ways-- werewolf, regular, one-armed unfrozen te...
2020-04-08 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Combat Simulation Suits π
I enjoy fighting, but I do not enjoy being fought. Ideally, I would like to attack people from inside the safety of a heavily guarded pill...
2020-04-07 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Practical Guide to Ear Candling π
Ear candling is precisely, exactly what it sounds like without any caveats. It's an activity a three-year-old would invent if y...
2020-04-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: ASMR Roleplay π
You know what ASMR is: softcore porn for audiophile Quakers. βItβs not sexual,β every ASMR fan tells you, even as they moan at your ...
2020-04-03 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Games π
Like all sex books, 269 Amazing Sex Games has to make some pretty wild guesses where your kink zone starts and ends. It has no idea if you...
2020-04-02 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Kids Guide To The Internet π
It seems like the internet has always been a part of our life: Our untrustworthy informant, our shameful lover, the rancid meat way in the...
2020-04-01 15:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Martial Dance π
Chaz Wilson combined dance with fighting in a way deadlier and sexier than it sounds. His fluid, powerful movements dazzle enem...
2020-03-31 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: UFO Strangers Coloring Book π
The 1970s were worried about a lot of things: smog, the fragile afro integrity of the average white man, that this cocaine high might not ...
2020-03-30 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: A Look Back At Our First Month π
It has been an entire month since you switched your diet to 100% Hot Dog. Your toilet is in ruins, you have to wear prescription pants, an...
2020-03-28 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Will.i.am's Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix π
Art is subjective and fluid. It's transformed by intent, viewer, and hindsight. So when someone says, "That's the worst art ever made," ev...
2020-03-27 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Hide an Erection π
Be calm. Maintain your vigil. Show no signs of external panic, or your life is forfeit. Be very still and give no sign that you have read ...
2020-03-26 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Shaq Fu (The Novelization) π
In 1994, EA published Shaq Fu, a terrible fighting game about Shaquille O'Neal traveling to another dimension to rescue a boy fro...
2020-03-25 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling Sketches π
There was a magical time in the 1980s where television executives knew two things, and two things only: βCartoonsβ and βsex monsteri...
2020-03-24 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Develop Your Child's Psychic Abilities π
You've seen them everywhere: adult psychics. They bend our local spoons and hide messages in our worst cookies. But how did they get here?...
2020-03-23 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: You Wouldn't Want to be a Sailor on a 19th Century Whaling Vessel! π
Not every Upsetting Day will be about accursed childrenβs books, but a lot of them will be, since nobody hates the playful innocence of ...
2020-03-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Romantic Essentials π
During my distinguished career at Cracked.com, I wrote several articles questioning the romantic competence of Gregory J.P. Godek. He is r...
2020-03-19 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Revolutionary Girl Utena π
Sean has promised me that this wonβt be one of our public columns, so I feel safe admitting this only to you, our loyal...
2020-03-18 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: D.D. Crew π
Technically, by editorial mandate, arcade games fall under the umbrella of NERDING DAY. But you know who never starts their sentences with...
2020-03-17 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: What Happened to Fingerboarding? π
I remember the first time I truly understood that there is injustice in this world. It was when I learned about fingerboarding.
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Upsetting Day: A Doris Sanford Special Feature π
Doris Sanford wrote illustrated children's books for every conceivable trauma a child might go through. She wrote a book on being a loser,...
2020-03-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Kemono Michi - Rise Up π
When I plugged the synopsis of Kemono Michi: Rise Up into the Weiner 2600 -- the machine that decides which aspect of Hot Dog our...
2020-03-12 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Star Roars π
In 2002, three years on the heels of Star Wars prequel mania, nutty cutup John Byrne released Star Roars: Th...
2020-03-11 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Double Dragon - The Movie π
The Double Dragon series left an indelible impression on me as a child, mostly because this is the opening scene.
2020-03-09 14:02:00 +0000 UTC
Upsetting Day: My Little Pony Fanfiction - Cupcakes π
When our generous, wise, only slightly acidic sponsors over at PoxCo (Spread the Pox!β’) first assigned me the fanfiction beat, I immedia...
2020-03-06 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
