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Nerding Day: The Easy 40 Step Method to Cube Dominance 🌭

For this Nerding Day, I was looking through one of many books on Rubik's Cube solutions I own. They have their own notation and terminolog...

Punching Day: Road to Sturgis 🌭

Ever since our first Teamworking Day, I have been a haunted man. I have not been whole. Some portion of my thoughts have always been with ...

Learning Day: The Goth Scene 🌭

2020-06-29 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Saved by the Bell Reboot 🌭

2:38AM

I woke up in the middle of the night feeling hollow and hungry. My stomach rumbled, so I went to the kitchen...

Fucking Day: How to Date a White Woman 🌭

2020-06-25 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Pat and Julian - Power Nerds 🌭

Database was a 1984 series about the fascinating world of computers years before computers were anything like fascinating, and de...

Punching Day: Man Comics Presents... Pouch Hopfucker! 🌭

From the shattered remains of an era where narrative arcs were punches and punches were men! Ladies, your loins are medically unprepared f...

Learning Day: Star SAFEty Coloring Book 🌭

2020-06-22 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Teamworking Day: Amazing-Man Comics 🌭

Amazing-Man didn’t show up to his own comic until Amazing-Man Comics #5, but don’t worry – you didn�...

Upsetting Day: Cheaters Always Prosper 🌭

There are few books more despicable than the one I'm showing you today. I have a wall of books on how to murder men with knives, raise chi...

Fucking Day: SuperVan 🌭

In the 1970s people realized, for the very first time, that you could fuck in a van. It changed the world. I know it’s hard to believe n...

Nerding Day: Donkey Kong Ripoffs 🌭

The idea of a man climbing a construction site to rescue a woman from a gorilla seems like it should be unique. Of all the vide...

Punching Day: Fisto's Forest 🌭

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was a cartoon about a useless dipshit with a terrible haircut...

2020-06-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! 🌭

You're in for a great Learning Day, hot dog gang! Because we're going to learn about all the types of trains and how they work!...

Upsetting Day: Thief in the Night 🌭

Some of you didn’t grow up thinking your neighbors were secret anti-Christians planning to chop off your head in the town square, and it shows.

I 100% believed that as a child, mostly because of a “technically-fi...

Fucking Day: Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League 🌭

Sometimes you can try to be too many things for too many people, and I'm of course talking about Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League.

2020-06-11 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Seanbaby Turns the Tables 🌭

2020-06-10 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES 🌭

The book is called THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES, and it's barely more than your lowest expectations. There are no tips on how t...

Learning Day: Almost Reaching Seanbaby 🌭

2020-06-08 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Children Are No Match For Fire 🌭

Hi, 1-900-Hotdoggers! Let's open this fire safety book called "Children Are No Match For Fire" and see how ridicu-- oh no. No, no...

Fucking Day: Seanbaby Does Not Listen 🌭

2020-06-04 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Play the Ass Game 🌭

Like most people, I studiously read every webpage I see, knowing that if a person - a craftsman - spent time assembling it, that ...

Punching Day: Brockway Needs Time 🌭

2020-06-02 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Alien Abduction Survival Guide 🌭

Most survival guides are written by the insane or people so much more awesome than the reader their expectations are insane. Fo...

Upsetting Day: Darktown Strutters Cursed Images 🌭

Welcome to the second installment of my bold experimental take on Darktown Strutters, a movie. Just like the first installment, w...

Fucking Day: Exercising the Penis 🌭

I'm going to tell you the same thing I should tell you at the start of every article: you are about to have a huge penis. That's the whole...

Nerding Day: Darktown Strutters Gangs 🌭

Darktown Strutters is... I hesitate to even call it a movie, since that seems so reductive of the experience, but if I must defin...

Punching Day: Bolo Yeung's Opus Of Mediocrity 🌭

As a tastemaking 1-900-HOTDOG reader, you already know most of our articles are about artifacts covered in the spectacular wrongness of so...

Learning Day: How To Avoid Attention 🌭

WikiHow is a resource site for people so utterly lost in life that they don’t even know how to ask for directions anymore. It’s full o...

Reflecting Day: Become the ManLoaf 🌭

Welcome all to this, our monthly day of reflection. It is the only day where contemplation of the self is allowed, and also absolutely man...