Sir Gary Bummer

Episode 5 Public release

Yo!

Just a reminder that Episode 5 is now available for everyone!

Enjoy!

Poll #16 Saranhil dressup

I have it! I have found the cure for Monday blues! It's watching Saranhil dressing up in cute outfits!

Right, so I'll enable multiple choices here, and you can go ahead and vote for whichever ones you like.

Things like colors, patterns, accessories, and stockings are all subject to change in subsequent polls, so y...

Update #58 Behind the scenes

Snuggling Saturday Salutations!

Oh, and SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 5 AHEAD! I'll be showing off and commenting on some of my favorite renders of episode 5.

Strap in, get something to drink, this will be a long one. I don't know why you'd have to strap in. Maybe you're on an airplane? Well, a drink is re...

4k Extra images #15 Sleeping Beauty 2 - Alarm Cock Rising

I feel like every good sequel is something rising, or returning, or revenge of, or something of the sort. Rising seemed apt in this case.

Right, so I remembered that I was going to get one more 4k thingy out this month, so here it is! I presume this is more or less what was expected to happen after the first one. You m...

Update #57 Big chillin'

Hallowed hellos, me hearties!

Episode 5 was released this week, in case you missed it. I pinned it right now, so it should be easy to find if you did. I assume there are some among you that haven't had the time to play it quite yet, so I'll keep this update spoiler free. Next update, however, I'll want to talk a little ...

Episode 5 Patreon release

Heyo!

It's time! It is with great pleasure I present to you: Episode 5 - The Pink Portal!

Is that what I want to call it? I don't know. How about Episode 5 - Backdoor To The Heart?

Eh.

Episode 5 - The War On Seagulls?

Yeah. I like that one the most. If I had a marketing agent they'd be screaming ...

Update #56 Home stretch

Night time salutations to you, dear lover of ears pointy.

Well, it's night time for me, anyway. And no, the title is not in reference to me finding salvation in yoga, it means we're close to finishing the episode. Oh, that's what you thought in the first place? Well then.

Discord should be up and running. I've no ...

Poll #15 Undress to impress

Titillating Tuesday T... t... Greetings!

I was going to post this poll yesterday, but there was something wonky going on so I couldn't type in the options properly. It now seems to have been resolved, it's possible I might just have needed a PC restart.

Anyway, this is the poll I was talking about last update. I w...

Update #55 Pointy eared people in pyjamas

Ahoy there, landlubbers!

I've begun working on the final scene! It's going well so far. I think I should manage to finish it next week. Maybe. After that I'll need to do a final proper playthrough and spellcheck and stuff, but we're getting pretty damn close to release.

Oh, I also changed the name of the replays t...

Update #54 Straight from the tap

It's ya boi Gary. Coming at ya with anotha-

Nah, that's enough of that.

Scene 14 took way longer than I thought, so I only finished that Thursday. Then I made scene 15 in two days, so I somehow did what I planned this week anyway. Yeah, I don't know either. I mean, it is a much shorter scene so it's not that weird...

4k Extra images #14 Sleeping beauty

Heyo!

Saranhil decided to try out Donkey's new bed. It looks real comfy!

I seem to recall that last time I said something about the next 4k set coming soon. Weeeell... I just remembered that. Luckily, I had some extra time today, so here you go.

If all goes to plan I should be able to release the new episode...

Poll #14 The spice must flow

Monday greetings!

It's time to pick which character is getting Ruru's undivided attention for the final scene of episode 6.

As of the upcoming release Saranhil will be quite far ahead progress-wise. In order to avoid her inevitable victory again, she won't be a part of the poll. Don't worry, she'll still get conte...

Update #53 One year supperversery!

Happy one year!

Look, this isn't what I was thinking of either when I said that I was going to make a fancy anniversary thing, but when inspiration strikes... Well, one's gotta go with the flow.

It could've used a banner or something, but I'm to sleepy to put in that amount of effort right now.

Good thing&n...

Poll #13 There's a disturbance in the force...

A discord, if you will.

Yeah, I've been thinking about making a Discord for a while. I don't have any experience doing so, I really only use Discord to chat with friends on occasion.

Anyway, every cool dev seems to have one, and I want to be cool as well. Never let it be said that I'm above peer pressure.

I'...

Update #52 Midsummer

Quack quack, motherfucker!

Ah, Midsummer Eve. When day-drinking is not only accepted, but encouraged. When froggy-dancing around a massive cock buried in the earth is not only accepted, but encouraged. When vomiting due to copious amount of alcohol is... Well, perhaps not accepted, and certainly not encouraged. But at l...

4k Extra images #13 Hot tubbing

Yo!

Time for another 4k thingy. This time we're showing off the MC's bath/hot tub area in the newly created master bedroom.

Been a while since the last one, so I'll probably try to get another one out pretty soon. This time I went for the "single pose lot's of angles" style.

My initial plan was to just have...

Update #51 Yearn to learn

Hey nerds, what's up?

I recently started watching a Youtuber who greets their viewers like that, so I thought I'd inflict the same mental damage on you in a sort of deflection move.

This week I finished scene 12, but scene 13 has taken me quite a bit longer. I have two great excuses though! First, I decided that I...

Update #50 Let's get ready to ramble!

Heyo! Happy big fifty!

It seems we're closing in on one year since the first release. Now, I'm not really one to celebrate stuff, but I'll probably cook up a little special image or something.

Lately, I've been musing on humor. As far back as I can remember I've been trying to make people laugh. My earliest memor...

Update #49 Spring beatdown

It's a me! Gary!

Been a week alright. Not an alright week, but a week alright.

I wasn't really feeling scene 9, so I spent some time rewriting it. Once I started making it proper I realized that, yeah, I can't actually animate things underwater. I tried, but realized that I'm either going to spend a literal week o...

Update #48 Subtle spice

Hi!

One of these days I should standardize my greetings for these posts. I feel like I'm supposed to have a catchphrase or something to start off my ramblings with. At this point I suppose it's a thing for me to come up with something different every time.

Thing is, I forget. So I have no idea if I've gone with a...

Update #47 All smiles

Hello, party people!

Hello to everyone else too!

Summer hit hard this week, which means I've finally dug out my shorts. Damn, I love the sun. If I was alive back when polytheism was a thing I would totally worship the local sun god/goddess. The fact that some of the old depictions we have is of them pulling the e...

Update #46 Organizing scenes

Greetings, citizens.

I come bearing news of the recently passed week. Well, technically it hasn't quite passed yet, but whatever, I'm burying it alive. Unlucky.

Scene five was indeed finished quickly, which felt good. Made me feel a lot more productive than I've done in the last few weeks. And scene six is coming ...

4k Extra images #12 Devils in the Sauna 2 - Electric Boogaloo

I managed to finish scene 5, including putting it into the game, yesterday. So I figured today was a good day to make a little 4k thingy. If only I could finish every scene in four days. Oh well.

This is a followup to the sauna scene from last time, and this time it gets spicy.

It also turns out there's a lit...

Update #45 I forgot the title last update

Oops... I just realized it now...

Hello!

This time I wrote the title immediately, that way I can't possibly forget about it. This week I finished making scene four and I've fully put it into the game. Scene five is going to be a simpler scene with fewer characters, so I hope to make it quicker than the last few. 2024-05-04 18:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #44

Hi and hello!

Scene 3 is rendered and in the game. Neat! I've begun on scene 4 as well, which I delayed a little since I wanted to get a couple of characters into proper workout fits. Zavnessos was working out in her regular outfit before and we simply can not have that any longer. For aesthetic reasons.

Whatever...

Update #43 Sheep is for the meek

Hi there!

Another week, another update. Scene three here is the grand debut of Jarlina. Well, it's not that grand, that's not really how I do stuff, but it's a debut at least. At least her tits are grand, so that's gotta count for something.

I wasn't quite as productive this week as I would've liked. Partially due...

4k Extra images #11 Devils in the sauna

How does one make a sauna hotter? By adding demons of course! Hot demons at that.

Man, I would sauna way more often under circumstances like these. Preferably with some cold beers to go with it. Best stored outside, or in a bucket of cold water on the floor. The Finnish way is Koskenkorva, though. Yeah, I prefer stickin...

Update #42 Douglas Adams appreciation time

Salutations!

Been a bit of a slow week, but I did both start and finish scene 2, so I'm pretty alright with it. Especially since it's a spicy scene which means animations. Planning to do a course or two in creative writing soonish, so I had to study for a test today since I can't get into anything based on only my grade...

Hell to the O, Jarlina

Yo! A quick little off-schedule update for everyone.

Patrons have been voting for what the MC's mom is going to look like, since she'll be appearing in the upcoming update.

There was a draw in terms of her dress, so yesterday's Gary, who was referred to as tomorrow's Gary in the Saturday Update, not to be confuse...

Update #41 The Jarlina conondrum

Greetings!

I see we've had ourselves a draw in the poll. Two, in fact. Both regarding the dress.

I'm too tired to make executive decisions currently, so I'll leave it to the Gary of tomorrow. May he be wise beyond his years. Or at least beyond the one day. I reckon I'll either make another poll at the risk of anot...