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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Men's Help Line

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a<...

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Girls' Night Out 2 - Patreon Exclusive Series

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Six friends are persuaded to check out the town's most exclusive club - CLUB STORM and find out why it's so popular


Character Details for This Series: 

Lacey  - Me - (Narrator) The Big Breasted,  Cock-Hun...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - You Must Be...

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?...

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloo...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Hitting the Bear Where it Counts

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In case you missed it at about the 6.5 second mark,  he unexpectedly gets whacked in the nuts. 


Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂      

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tease

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Damn that’s cruel. 😂🤣

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Do It With Me

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Nobody wants to 'play' alone. Besides, nothing makes me hotter or wetter than when you stroke with me baby. 


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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Seat on The Train

A‌‌n America‌‌n soldier‌‌, servin‌‌g i‌‌n Worl‌‌d Wa‌‌r I‌‌I ha‌‌d jus‌‌t returne‌‌d fro‌‌m severa‌‌l week‌‌s o‌‌f battl‌‌e o‌‌n th‌‌e Germa‌‌n fron‌‌t lines...

Th‌‌e soldie‌‌r ha‌‌d bee‌‌n grante‌‌d resâ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quickies for Today: 


Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." 

Fr...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Impossible Sperm Sample

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 

An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam...

The doc...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - The Apartment

A rich business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500...

When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent
for an apart...

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Recording of May's Mammoth Discord Fun

You can listen to this recording HERE 

(if this link is expired you can find this audio in the Joe/ Fap Folder in the General Library)

Just like last mon...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - How'd It Get So Big?

 A man goes to the proctologist and says "I've got a huge problem with my ass."

The doctors says,   "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".
 

"Fuck me!!" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?"

The patient replies, "I've been fucked by an ele...

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Limited Word Challenge - You Like That, Baby?

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These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words  -  with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words: 

"You Like That, Baby?" 

For those of you who want to know exactly whe...

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Legless Parrot

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot to keep his wife company while he's at work....

 However, the only parrot for sale  in the shop seemed to be lopsided. 

The man tell's the store clerk, "That bird looks a little lopsided to me." 

The clerk turns to him and says, ...

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Discord Chat Tonight

The votes are in. My NSFW Discord group chat will be tonight:  

- Thursday May 28th at 9:30pm  EDT 

You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future...

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The Demon's Husband

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I keep telling you, you can’t keep summoning me over and over again.

Yes, I know you enjoy the time we spend together. The truth is... I do, too. Ever since you first summoned me, I’ve looked forward to being with you, again. I’ve looked forward to seeing your handsome face... to feeling your strong, ...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Stretching a Dollar

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     


Two men only have a dollar for their night out and they want to get wasted...

So they stop at a  7/11 and buy...

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Vote For Our Next Chat

I promised a NSFW Discord chat in MAY and that time has cum. 

It will be this Thursday May 28th  at either 3pm EDT or  9:30pm EDT, so vote for which time slot works best for you and I'll confirm Wednesday evening which time was chosen.  



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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Hairspray

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole...

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." 

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put...

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Exclusive - She Wants It

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You have a hard time believing me when I tell you it's okay to fuck my friend who's sleeping in our guest room.

You just have to trust me, when I tell you that... 

She Wants It. 

 

*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This conte...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Ski Lodgings

 
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed... 

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" 

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the s...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Robbing the Sperm Bank

 A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun... 

He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. 

She says, "But sir, its just a sperm bank!".

"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. 

So she opens the door to the...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - New Prescription

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says...

"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was p...

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Discord Chat Today at 3pm

Just a reminder I’ll be hanging out in Discord today at 3pm EDT just for fun 😊


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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Jagermeister

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar...

"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. 

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" 

"Yeah, my first blowjob."

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th o...

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May Discord Pick of The Month Winning Audio

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This month Discord users voted on the top SFW erotic photo submissions from April and I promised to create a sexy audio based on the winning pic. 

However there was a tie! 

Luckily. the two winning pics complimented each other so I decided to use them both to create this limited release audio. 

<...

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion...

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bi...

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May's Moving On...

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This is just another quick May update. 

For those of you curious here's the link for a picture of the big man from my dream.  (If the link is expired on this post you can find it in the "WWM Li...

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Alligator at the Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons...

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth a...

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Pussywhipped

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You know your place is between my legs, baby. 


Sometimes I'll see a hot pic or gif while scrolling through  bdsmlr or tumblr and it will inspire me to record something. It's not exactly a WWM just a quick bit of dirty inspiration. 

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