In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft....
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex.
After Duke published the study, Stanford ...
2020-05-19 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If only you knew how many times we women have dirty thoughts about you.... yes you! 😜
A married man was having an affair with his secretary....
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub! them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes...
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are free...
2020-05-17 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words and phrases like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc... This audio will mainly contain the words:
For those of you who want to know exactly ...
2020-05-15 22:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A sixth grade science teacher, Mr. Sampson, asks his class: "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands...
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric tr...
2020-05-14 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to Discord user stargazingsenity for taking the time to create this fun script for me to record and share with you all!
*All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. This content does not encourage violence or harm towards anyone, this is strictly a fantasy, th...
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
My wife left me because I am insecure...
No wait, she's back....
2020-05-13 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
When I catch you watching porn, you can't believe that not only am I totally fine with it, but I want to play along...
Well this one took an unexpected turn!!! The chili.... WTF?!!🤣
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may n...
2020-05-12 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
These are quick audios where I try to limit the dialogue to a few chosen words - with the exception of some filler words like: "yes", "fuck", "oh god" etc...
This audio will mainly contain the words:
This is not necessarily a cuckold story. It ca...
2020-05-11 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a<...
2020-05-11 11:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We've been fucking Mother Nature for so long, but maybe we just haven't been doing it right...
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride-to-be on Mother's Day no less...
"Ma", Davi...
2020-05-10 11:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's genius!!!! 😜🍆
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
2020-05-09 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I guess I didn't realize just how much my stockings turn you on, babe.
2020-05-09 05:07:17 +0000 UTC View PostToday's discord chat is at 4:30EDT
You can join my Discord using the link on your Patreon tier. This will ensure you have access to the exclusive Patreon areas of Discord (for future). 2020-05-08 20:25:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This one was too adorably cute not to share..
I'm not exactly sure what the mom's trying to tell her... maybe to eat her vegetables, but her little hand motions are so cute.
Enjoy.
2020-05-08 11:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We made it through April!! YAY!!!
WELCOME TO ALL THE NEW PATREONS!! 😍🤗
It's that time again, here's another audio of me sharing some of my odd adventures and highlights over the last month.
Also the next Discord "just for fun" chat will be tomorrow afternoon - Friday May 8th at 4:30...
2020-05-07 23:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness......
2020-05-07 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostI've heard some strange names for pussy in my time, but some of these are new to me.
Which ones have you NEVER heard before?
*This is a little hint for things to cum in our next Discord fun chat*
2020-05-07 05:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
I love engineers and accountants as much as anyone so please don't take this one too seriously... It's just for giggles... and you can change the prof...
2020-05-06 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The look on her face is priceless!! 🤣😂
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen ...
2020-05-05 11:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Early Release
I need a cock to ride in quarantine, I don't care if yours technically belongs to your flat-chested fiance.
And neither do you...
You'd still risk anything to fuck me and my big tits again.
(This is a cuckquean kink story - meaning I...
2020-05-05 04:33:48 +0000 UTC View PostNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen fo...
2020-05-04 11:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you had to give up one sexual act for the rest of your life what would it be?!
Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂
I’m hosting a charity for men struggling to ejaculate...
