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Boxcar Dispatches to Nobody

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A random and unintentional video made whimsically one day in Arkansas, exploring the human urge to write messages and drawings to nobody in particular, in places where many won't see them, and just where the human urge to record and create comes from, and what might motivate it.

Russel Butler was a switchman for the Mi...

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Cook County Existentialism inna Modern Day

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Starring Al Scorch

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"Beetles Daisies", Vipers and Quartz Plains

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Texas Monarch Migration

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Vampire Cups & Conophytum

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Hey guys here's the third of about 18 videos I have left to make, many of them having to be split up in two parts because I just have too much footage and there's too many cool plants to be leaving any out

I would also appreciate your feedback on any typos in the captions or editing mistakes. Due to how long it's been ...

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Short South African Fynbos Primer

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Flypaper Plants

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One of South Africa's weirdest plants...

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Penguin Vs. Hyrax

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No videos for a while

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Hello All,
Sorry to say there won't be any videos for a week or two as I'm on the road in South Africa (Thanks to Dan K for sending me here!) and I haven't had time to edit videos much less any time or a decent enough wifi signal to upload a 16 gb video. However, I'm pretty vigilant about uploading to Inaturalist every nig...

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South Africa Fynbos Primer

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Accidentally uploaded to "public" status after finishing editing. Still on the road, enjoy!

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Late Night at the Mushroom Lab

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Badlands National Park & the Long Lost Buckwheat

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Fossil Plants, Petrified Wood of Eastern Montana

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Northern Utah Botany

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In the heart of the fold and thrust belt along the Weber River in Northern Utah we examine a new species in the Chicory Subfamily of the Sunflower Family, Asteraceae that was recently described in 2018. Hiding in plain sight all along, this species is blooming in the 100° F heat of July and covered in all kinds of cool nativ...

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Plants of Yellowstone National Park

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Desolation Botany in the Jarbidge Mountains

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The Hot Springs Buckwheat

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Eriogonum argophyllum is only known from an area the size of a football field, growing on the precipitate deposits of a boiling hot spring in Eastern Nevada.

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The Mystery of the Desert Yellowhead

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Alpine Plants of the Bighorn Range

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Southern Montana Anticlines and Gypsum Deserts

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Metasequoia of North Dakota

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Fossilized Redwood Forests of Eocene Nevada

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The Botany of Flood Basalts

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I'm stoked on this one. What an epic landscape. Enjoy.

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Ashy Badlands & Desert Mustards

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Your feedback on this one appreciated. Good, honest feedback. Be brutal if need be.

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Geothermal Botany, Strange Sunflowers, & Hot springs

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Clay Lilies, Tarweeds, & Fog Banks

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Cycad Fluffers and Ex-situ Conversation

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Helping plants bang like no other

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A few more flower morphology studies from the sketchbook

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Salty Erotica

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Meet Sarcobatus, the salty ubiquitous bastard whose range extends from Canada to Mexico. one of the West's most non-descript shrubs gets a lengthy ten minutes devoted to it, along with an appearance by a loggerhead shrike and verbally abusive rants that are sure to upset and irritate an as-yet-unassembled posse of various st...

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5 minutes of Martin's Rambling

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Thought-provoking, to say the least. We here at CPBBD do not necessarily agree with the opinions expressed here so keep any shit-posting comments directed elsewhere and not at me, fucko.

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