I am spoiling KEEP BREATHING and THE HATCHET this week. You have been warned.
I couldn't help but notice some similarities between the...
2022-08-05 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post
HAY!
So, after I put out the original piece, I had a vision of this piece without the narration. I just wanted to see how she held up. But I...
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Real quick one this week.
I figured I would spare you my rant on my newest youtube obsession: Watching everyone react to the same three videos about Andrew Tate.
Love your face, babe. You're so fucking good to me... talk soon.
2022-07-30 22:18:09 +0000 UTC View PostHaaaaaaaay, Babes.
I mean, Faves.
It's hot out.
It's so fucking hot out...
Do.... you have.... any..... "popsicles" on hand? By chance?
LINK TO SUBMIT YOUR ICY SERVING OF HEAT REDUCING BAWd
I'm taking p...
I'm sorry this is late. The past couple days have been really hard on me.
2022-07-23 18:57:18 +0000 UTC View Post
A quickie today. I was trying to ground myself with the universe through internal stimulation and it might have.... overloaded my spiritual plexus or something....
I don't really know how any of this works, I'm just a conduit for the universe, baby.
I need a slightly more gender inclusive name for these pi...
2022-07-20 19:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Please, Don't Leave Me has dropped!
There's a new Discord!
Video credits are now in effect! (Noms, Munches, and Bites, check your DMs!)
2022-07-15 20:07:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh Kay! So this entire project was inspired by THIS POST on Reddit which gifted me with th...
2022-07-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOh My Gawd, It's Done. "Please, Don't Leave Me" is done! Check out that title game. So strong.
Anyway.
Early reviews say:
"nothing wasn't good." - Actual quote from my beta listener
Wanna hear it? Wanna listen to it with meeeeeee? I wanna listen to it wi...
Oh Hay. So, I have a service update for you. Shall we toe the community guidelines again?
No. Please don't. This server is for PURE and CLEAN things only.
Like... smut editing streams, and smut listening parties 🙄
Back up.
So, our previous Discord server needed to be disassociated from Patreon, ...
Haaaay. Hiiiiiii. How's it going?
Okay! I just wanted to update you really quickly on some modifications I have made to the tiers. I'll try to make this quick.
In an ascending order of the tiers, the incoming changes are:
Nibbles
So, in an effort to be festive, the topic is Orcs after all, I decided today was the day that I wanted to try out a beast of a dildo that I have procured for the Hismit...
2022-07-08 01:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Well.
Wow....
I asked for some questions and y'all hit me like a fucking job interview. I blame the fact that my audience is so fucking smart. Once again, I did it to myself. That's fucking funny.
Anyway, I drank a fine vintage of liquor and overshared very hard. Classic.
I also edged the w...
I feel like I panic screamed this update.... That's how the week has felt.
Anyway. Happy July 1st! It's a big day for me professionally as this is the day I officially unleashed Capitalism Bits on all of us.
It's been... a year. I feel like I will have more to say on it when I have a moment to focus.
Trigger Warning for Angry Bits and talk on the abortion issue.
I'm raging about the news that came out of the USA today.
My opinions are limited and my lips are still /s
Haaaaaay baaaaaaybe. You are so lucky today! You get TWO Weekly Bits. This one is less screamy.
Enjoy!
LuvUKayBai
So, I had a request for a pump up piece....
Spoilers, I was more focused on getting off.....
That is all. You're hot. And cool. I'm so confused....
2022-06-24 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Note: The cover will be updated shortly; I'm just lazy and need to do photos.
Off the top, a massive and heartfelt thank you to the person who purchased Squill for me; I'm a spoilt little brat; Thank you.
So, let's talk...
2022-06-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, the full story is in the audio, but, I found myself in a position where I was tallfangless and I needed to replace it. The shop is From The Edge Toys, Tallfang is one of my favorites. This is the unboxing part.
2022-06-22 19:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's talk business, faves. Its the Weekly Bits Over-Share Party, coming straight to your earholes.
Hope your week is great, babe.
It's been a weird week regarding my Youtube viewing habits. Cave diving is wild. What's even more wild is that people do it? Apparently?
I talk about it a bit in here. It.... makes no sense to me. Not to kink shame or anything....
I hope you are having a great week! Happy Friday, if that matters!
I went... a bit wild this payday. I have only heard good things about Jonesy from Odditoys and then there was this really pretty Ripple and.... I..... am weak. So weak...
Anyway, they are... SO COOL. And I'm excite...
2022-06-16 00:29:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Baby. How's it going? I hope you said, "good".
Anyway. Enough of the pleasantries.
It's been a hot minute since I did one of these and there are a couple new faces about. Maybe you want to ask me something? Are you shy? Don't be shy......
It's an anonymous form this time around. Enter your qu...
2022-06-15 12:01:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Haaaaaaaay! Happy Friday! How's it going?!
I hope you are well.
Another week happened. I did things. Most of the exciting things revolved around the collection.
BUTT FIRST! I have a question for you. What other kind of things would you like to see me offer as rewards on here? B...
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Trigger Warning: Discussions of abuse regarding the Depp/Heard case and in general.
Link to the Tweet with the Product HERE
Link the the Tweet with the Apolog...
2022-06-09 21:34:09 +0000 UTC View PostKay. So.... Context for the question: All of my audio productions, besides the Patreon Exclusives, get edited into a video for uploading to Pornhub.
I watch Youtube enough that I'm wondering if...
Would you be interested in the option to have your name listed at some point during my videos?
2022-06-09 01:32:15 +0000 UTC
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A massive thank you to everyone who participated this time around. I always love doing these; I am a most blessed and spoilt little bitch.
I figured its been a hot minute since we visited the hot place. It's inspection day. I hope you showered.....
Tags: [Roleplay] [Cock Rating] [BAWdy Rating] [10/10] [Ora...
I'm thinking... it's been a minute since I did a Charisma Check.
What Race would you like me to tackle next?
This week's update is so fucking scattered. I apologize, but not very hard.
If you want more info on the Final Fall out with Patreon, here is a long as ramble on that HERE.
I'll send a DM later today with some links for you, babe.&n...
I figure, its a good time to take inventory on my own brain, after a year of thinking a lot about sex.
I took a Kinsey Scale Test and a Sexual Or...
