🖤 Pumpkins, The Others have taken over the channel! From hiding behind curtains to fully claiming this space as theirs, we must give them a moment to shine before they fade away into the shadows. Shhh don't bother mummy, she's gone mad and honestly, so have we. Help us spread the message! 🕯️🕸️
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2026-01-16 16:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
🌿 The trees are whispering, the mandrakes are burning, Ofelia is the Princess for which the Petty Pumpkin Patch was yearning!!! 👑 We finally watched PAN’S LABYRINTH for the first time and oh my… we were NOT prepared for the drama and trauma this forest holds just behind its little gate 🗝️🩸 Our react...
2026-01-13 20:35:41 +0000 UTC View Post
We traveled back to the early 2000's with our nose prosthetics, wigs and tiddies glued down tight in this ($5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST TIME WATCH) of WHITE CHICKS where the chicks are white (kinda), the gags are plentiful and we were so fricking pissed when it was over, BU...
2026-01-12 03:29:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, we hope your bags are packed because we're about to travel the world with a couple of hopeless romantic hotties! This was such a fun, fresh romcom that had us in our feels and serves as the perfect starter for all the content coming your way in 2026!
Please help us get this video out there with a comment,...
2026-01-11 15:26:46 +0000 UTC View Post
We packed our bags for a first-time watch of PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION and what a magical journey it was! ✈️🌍💛
From summer traditions to years of yearning and unspoken feelings, this story is a love letter to finding your way back to your person—the one who feels like home. If you love slow-burn frien...
Happy Birthday, Wes and welcome to the Jenna Rink fan club!
Pumpkins, let's party over on Youtube with this fun little edit of 13 Going on 30! A first time watch for Wes as he turns 30 and a first time rewatch for Chey (who watched it at 13)
This is such a special video to us and we can't wait to hear your thoug...
2026-01-08 17:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Pumpkin King is celebrating his 30th birthday today—let's show him some love! 💖
His sparkle never fades, and his heart is always full. I'm so happy to know him. I've spent over a decade of birthdays with him, but this one feels different, special, empowering. He's always growing, learning, spreading joy—teac...
2026-01-08 17:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post
✨This reaction is extra special to us. Chey first watched ✨13 GOING ON 30✨the year it came out… (the year he turned 13) And today? Wes is turning 30 and watching it for the very first time! 🥹✨
✨A wish, some Razzles, and a whole lot of heart. This re...
❄️📖 Our first-time reaction to LITTLE WOMEN is now live on YouTube. You can expect yearning, tears, dramatic sighs, and the quiet realization that this story has permanently changed us.
Please like, comment, hype, stream, scream—it can be agonizingly beautiful at (all) times. Help us spread a...
2026-01-02 18:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Pumpkins!
We're running a poll on YouTube to determine which Patreon-exclusive reaction from the vault we should edit and release for YouTube! Let us know what you think!
(3 of these options in the poll are in the $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier and will be lowered into the $5 Party Pumpkin 2026-01-01 22:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year Pumpkins!! We're so excited to kick off another year of fun with y'all 🤗 here's what we have up our sleeve for the first month of 2026!
Shows:
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (first-time watch): premieres 1/18. Not quite sure what to make of this show but we're...
2026-01-01 18:16:21 +0000 UTC View Post
They say nothing good happens after midnight…unless it’s rewatching an incredible horror movie in the middle of the night with your besties!! 🕯️👀 we’re settled in for a first-time rewatch of NOSFERATU (2024), where sexy vampires are OUT and sexy top hats are IN! The vibes may be terrible but that won’...
2026-01-01 06:19:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're officially making our love for PEANUTS public as we release Happy New Year, Charlie Brown to YouTube—40 years to the day it was released—because we all deserve a little bit of goofy nostalgia to get us going in the new year! 🥳
Please give this video a like, comment, hype, stream—let's remind the casual vi...
2025-12-31 18:22:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re checking back in to The Shining franchise with a first-time watch of DOCTOR SLEEP: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT, a Mike Flanagan masterpiece that left us truly haunted. We’re discussing iconic Flowers with Hats™, which performance deserves a retroactive Oscar nomination, and—most importantly—di...
2025-12-31 12:51:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing says “fresh start” like Charlie Brown spiraling before the confetti even hits the ground 🥂😌 We're saying goodbye to 2025 by celebrating the 40th Anniversary of HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN, which is serving tender moments, humbling truths, and a very troubling crisis for anyone trying to meet their...
2025-12-31 06:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
🖤 THE OTHERS is a film that saturates you in haunted imagery and tricks you while hiding deep in the darkest shadows of your mind. A first-time watch for Wes and a return to the story that terrified and shaped the mind of Chey at just 9 years old, this gothic tale of ghosts and grief unfolds like a whispered confe...
2025-12-31 05:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
🎶🏀 Hey Pumpkins, we've finally dropped our long awaited YouTube edit of High School Musical 3: SENIOR YEAR! Although our takes were controversial—we had fun with the wildcats as they donned their gowns and tossed their caps!!!
Please give this video a boost, with a like, comment, hype, stream, scream—yes ,the ...
2025-12-30 22:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi cuties! Wes here 🥰 as y'all know we typically let y'all vote for what we're going to watch in this tier BUT since it's my birthday month I'm being a bit of a diva and picking what I want us to watch!
I have chosen The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) for the $15 Pettiest Pumpkin...
2025-12-27 19:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostHappy almost New Year pumpkins! We're so excited to kick off another year at the Patch watching something fun with y'all 🥰🤗 This poll is for the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier Patreon-exclusive reaction.
Happy voting and thanks as always for being here ❤️
The polls close on January 3, 20...
2025-12-27 19:47:38 +0000 UTC View Post
🏒🔥 Our HEATED RIVALRY YouTube edit is LIVE and we need you on the ice with us, Pumpkin!
If this reaction made you gasp, scream, clutch your invisible pearls, or lose your mind even a little bit, please help us boost it where it counts (the algayrithm!) Nothing helps a video take off like...
2025-12-27 16:58:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Petty Pumpkins
We wanted to share a little behind-the-scenes update with y'all.
When we first launched Patreon, we started doing monthly shout-outs for new and current patrons because it felt personal and fun, and honestly, we never imagined the Patch would grow the way it has. Watching this space flourish ha...
2025-12-26 21:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby...
2025-12-26 16:41:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! We're so happy we have you here at the patch this holiday season. We always push ourselves really hard to get content to you and sometimes it does feel like Santa trying to make it to every house in the world in one night. We hope you've enjoyed all the holiday movies we've dropped this m...
2025-12-25 15:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
We fear LITTLE WOMEN (1994) has fundamentally altered our personalities—you can refer to us as "The Petty March's" from now on 📖❄️
This film had us fully bewitched by the March sisters, the love, the longing, the heartbreak, the reinvention. Join us for this tear-soaked first-time reaction to a timeless c...
Good grief… it’s Christmas at the Patch 🎄🥜
We’re cozying up with A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS! It's the ultimate reminder that the holidays can be overwhelming, commercialized, but still so quietly beautiful. Between Charlie Brown’s existential xmas spiral, Lucy’s five-cent advice, and the tiny, frail...
Well… we’ve reached the final course. HANNIBAL Season 2’s finale, plated with devotion and betrayal... beautiful, brutal, and carved straight through the heart 🔪🍷💔
Please help us boost this video with a comment, like, hype, stream, scream. We need to gather the Fannibals into formation before Sea...
2025-12-23 20:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re making the final stretch to Christmas extra chaotic and cozy with A HOME ALONE DOUBLE FEATURE! 🎄❤️ From suburban booby trap brilliance to Plaza Hotel pandemonium, we’re revisiting both HOME ALONE and HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK as we fondly remember that oftentimes the pettiest holidays really are the perf...
2025-12-21 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Our EYES WIDE SHUT reaction has officially slipped out of the $10 shadows and into the $5 tier! No secret password required.
We’d love if you’d help us by also giving the YouTube edit a stream, a like, hype and a comment. That extra love keeps the lights on in the Petty Pa...
2025-12-21 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We dove heart first into HEATED RIVALRY, and we were NOT ready for how actually feral, horny, and high-stakes emotional this gay hockey saga gets!!! The ice is melting... Our hearts are racing and the only thing more heated than this rivalry is our full length-uncut reaction! 💦
Baby...
2025-12-20 11:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
🔥 🐉 The dragons are stirring once more in the Patch, Pumpkins… and this season, the fire burns closer than ever... We've returned to the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, for the scorching second season, where petty betrayals and beautifully brutal storytelling have left us ablaze!🔥
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