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The Oblivion Episode - PATRON EP. 71

been playing for a week and just yesterday went to Kvatch for the first time

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You Get What You Deserve - Ep. 138

let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama cough

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The Great HAMMering - Ep. 137

this episode is mostly talking about robot gladiator rings and Jon Hamm dragging his frat mate by the balls with a claw hammer. One of the topics is actually real. Guess. Guess which one i bet ur fucking wrong.

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shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70

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I thought maybe if we come up with a secret intro and title indicating that these patron exclusives are supposed to be secret then maybe you guys will stop leaking the things we say on them.

Wife Won't Let Me Be an Ether Junkie - Ep. 136

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It's actually kind of ridiculous when you think about it. I think it's kind of classy to huff on a rag and then lay down on the floor for a while.

Rewatching Our Worst Episode - Ep. 135

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Forehead Fables Director's Commentary

We recorded an episode and then realized it was kind of a failure so then we sat down and listened to that episode and critiqued it and made it (worse?) better. 2025-03-17 21:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post

PATRON EP. 69 (nice 😎)

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we mostly talk about flaying one of those life size sex dolls and then wrapping its skin over one of those boston dynamics robots. It's like 2 hours of that.

Never Meet Your Favorite Streamers - Ep. 134

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we finally found out who that guy wearing the wire was at twitch con.

The Guy That Owns Judge Dredd is a Knight @ModernKnight - Ep. 133

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talking medieval history with Jason Kingsley

We're Putting Together A Team - PATRON EP. 68

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We're assembling a crew. Only the most skilled of you will make the cut.

Also you'll be happy to know we already recorded the first episode for next month.

How to Beat Off Ghosts ft. ‪@ParanormalQuest‬ - Ep. 132

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We got a ghost buster on the podcast to talk about catching ghosts

Calling all career criminals

We're doing a big ensemble job. Think Ocean's 11.

The take home from the heist is huge. This ain't no smash and grab job. So we're looking for every conceivable specialist that might come in handy.

send in your applications here: https:/...

Our Best Guest Yet - Ep. 131

Coming in hot with the first guest of the new year. A little fella by the name of New Bryan.

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Last Laugh of the Year - PATRON EP. 67

It's the eve of the new year and idk about you but i'll be spending it making some crunch wrap supremes with my family and lighting really really really quiet fireworks because my kids are pussies (they only like the fountains).

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Septic Tank Santa - Ep. 130

We didn't really focus on Hanukkah or Kwanzaa this year because we only really enjoy the fun and cool holidays. Maybe next year.

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The Happiest Time of the Year - Ep. 129

can i celebrate kwanza or will i get my ass kicked

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Bring Your Own Tupperware - PATRON EP. 66

Classic last day of the month podcast drop. We like to keep you guys on the edge of your seats.

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Chicken Pot Lies - Ep. 128

the first half of this is basically exclusively bannerlord and stalker 2 talk.... but then we actually talk about funny stuff so if you're one of our blue collar homies that just like it when we talk about bar fights and boobs then fast forward a bit.

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A Feast for Brows - Ep. 127

We can upload the entire video version on here and it still pumps it out to the RSS feed.

If this awesome upgrade bothers you for some reason leave your gripe in the comments below.

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I added the yo...

The Worst of The Cursed - PATRON EP. 65

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looking at your cursed items you guys sent in. some of them are truly horrifying. some are just racist.

thanks for sending em in tho.

Boiling Alive in a Gizmo Suit - Ep. 126

we talk for a while about vampires with asperger's syndrome

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Cursed Items - Patron Extra Credit

Discord Patron Chat: https://discord.gg/2Dwqzpz4

If you don't have discord you can email it to me at GeneralSam3@gmail.com

This Guy is a Real Transylvanian Vampire Historian - Ep. 125

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We found a real Transylvanian Vampire Historian to talk to us about Romania's various mythological beasts and ghoulies. We then had them square off face to face with Americas leading mythological badas...

Dying Alone With A Throat Full- PATRON EP. 64

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hell yeah brudders. got power back finally.

shoutout to our homies recovering from Helene in the carolinas.

also big shoutout to the Mag Lab for pushing the storm east of Tallahassee

All Hail the Great Magnet - Ep. 124

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We haven't been slacking I promise yas! All is explained in this episode mere minutes before Sam is whisked out his window and into the stratosphere never to be seen again.

Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield - Ep. 123

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This dude has been everywhere and done damn near everything

The Sam's Sleepover Special - PATRON EP. 63

lift up that bundling board, cause it's time to cozy up to your homies in bed and have a nice sleepover and listen to The Sam's Sleepover Special. Just two buddies wrastlin' and watching scary movies and nudie flicks together. Yo dude lemme feel ur tit real quick.

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Debunking Your Stupid Conspiracy Theories - Ep. 122

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You guys sent in hundreds of conspiracies. From cryptids to Poob's sexuality, nothing is above your scrutiny and we appreciate that.

Thanks for sending in all the messages, and lemme know...

speakpipe homies assemble

hey fellas, we're recording another podcast tomorrow and we wanted to get some input from the homies (you) again.

hit the link below and send us a message. your valuable insight will be on the next episode.

Answer this lil question:

What's a conspiracy theory you secretly believe might be t...

Most Epic Domestic Dispute of All Time - Ep. 121

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There's some good bits halfway into this chinwag