Jonathan Rosenberg

The Remake

 more like luke skyballer amirite 

June Haiku:

william shatner is

pretty awful but have you

met adam baldwin

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June Bonus Comic: Nice Cans

and then they fucked. robot style 

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Darth Stephen

from my point of view the jedi are evil. also I hate sand 

Huck You

sarah’s current whereabouts remain unknown. the last sighting was several months ago outside an argentinian chick-fil-a. please contact my huge butt if you have any information

Deeply Held

I believe with all of my heart that you are food 

Suicide Kings

stay tuned for more thrilling adventures in king murder 

The Tell-Tale President

 unfair! double standard! look at that flying dog over there! 

May Wallpaper: Thanos the Mad Titan

Spoiler: everyone dies.

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(pro tip: grab the attachment to this post for the full-sized image.)

Poll: Open Archives

Been thinking that I might be able to attract more patrons if they were able to sample the wares around here a bit more easily. I've also always been a little uneasy with the idea of eternally walled content. Now that Patreon supports the feature, I'm experimenting with making private posts public automatically after 30 days. I'...

May Haiku: Offense

this offended me

that thing there offended you

true equality

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The Shitty Matrix

zero point landmines are safe for children to use, unless they touch them or look at them

May Bonus Comic: Road To Nowhere

Howdy all! Here's your comic for May. Previous appearances from Mr. Byrne can be found here.

I'm making this one available to all patron tiers as a thank you for standing by me while I took my sabbatical. I'm going to work hard to entert...

The Happy Titan

 he went with one nipple per cloud 

An Important Conversation

george soros is singlehandedly responsible for black holes, malaise, turkey cancer, total ninja reversal, proton decay, fungal rot, and carrot top

The Cucking Of The Chads

karen escaped from the pub and never had to see that guy again. the end. just kidding it happened over and over again and nobody did a thing

Golden Age

the retirony was so thick you could cut it with a plastic knife from the cafeteria that you forgot was in your pocket after you had that blueberry parfait tuesday afternoon on the way home from canasta

Goth Moth

 cornelius, horace’s head and goth moth star in abc’s midseason replacement sitcom “too many taheen” coming this june 

Don't Call It A Comeback

Hey all! Thanks for waiting around for me. I'm gonna try spinning up the ol' comics engine and see if we can't get something resembling a normal publishing schedule going again. 

As you may remember, I went on sabbatical late last ye...

Deep State

Actually hugs are immortal but they’re on extended leave because of the allegations 

No Fee Change! We Win!

Just read that Patreon has cancelled their planned fee changes! They seem to have seen the error of their ways. I'm still planning on making some changes but this is good news for us all. 

Thanks to all my patrons who stuck around while this got worked out. And thank you to all the ones that left, your pressure made this ...

Patreon is Dead. Long Live Patreon.

There were two reasons I liked Patreon. 

1. It upended the traditional model of patronage, which required one dude to put up all the money. Patreon distributed the cost and the risk, which is nice for everyone. 

2. Shared credit card fees from multiple pledges meant it was actually in your interest to tell your...

Patreon Fee Changes

UPDATE: Patreon has apparently doubled down, they're not moving so far. Looking into alternatives. May take a few days.

Folks have asked for alternate donation methods in the meantime:

• http://paypal.me/jonrosenberg
• 2017-12-07 19:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Off to St. Louis

Hi all! We're off to St. Louis on Sunday for Alec's procedure. I had meant to do some comics for you but my head has been in a weird place and I've been mostly useless the last few weeks as far as work goes.

I'm hoping I'll be able to focus better when I return. For now, that's November 10th. It will almost definitely change. ...

Thank you.

If you're following along on twitter, you probably know already that we met our goal for Alec's SDR surgery rehab last night. I can't thank you all enough. I keep trying but it doesn't seem like I'm quite there yet.

As far as my sabbatical goes, your comm...

Alec's SDR Surgery

Howdy everyone! I've got a few announcements to make. As of the end of October, I'll be going on sabbatical for a few months.  I'll still be working during this time but most of the work will be non-comics behind-the-scenes stuff. I may still post comics occasionally.

The reason for this is that on November 1, our son Ale...

August Haiku: The Kite Flyer

I have some back pain

from an amusement park ride

I am not amused

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Enemy Minor

that baby is pretty cool 

The Last Starsomething

 robert preston is great in enemy mine 

July Haiku:

dany and jon snow

become the beast with two backs

but kids have two heads

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