Jonathan Rosenberg

Condemnation Consternation

Hey everyone! I have a new comic up over at The Nib! It's about condemning nazis. Enjoy!

https://thenib.com/condemnation-consternation 

Dungeon Divers: The Survivor

 free kleenex with every comic 

Dungeon Divers: The Mist

 oh boy 

Trump Spins a New Narrative

New comic! I posted this today at The Nib. Enjoy!

TIMEPUNCHER: The Man Who Punched The Future

Randy Milholland had this same exact idea except his was many years earlier, which I take as proof that he has time powers.

This Must Be The Place

it does! yay 

• previous episode of David Byrne's things
• previous episode, in motion 

June Haiku: Diplomacy

donald and putin

sitting in a kissing tree

kiss trees are a thing

 Thanks for your support this month!    

Dungeon Divers: Girl Interrupted

hope you had a nice trip see you next fall 

The Circular File: Tim Burton's TRUMP

I write a lot of scripts that never get drawn for one reason or another. I thought you might like to see some of them occasionally!

Here's an eight-panel strip that probably would take me a full week to draw (poorly) and it has about a 10% chance of success so I'm not doing it.   Enjoy!

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Goats: Immediate Concerns

Howdy! This is New Goats #3, traditionally the comic where we have sex for the first time. Share and enjoy!

The Nib: The Apple Doesn’t Fall Very Far From the Trump

I made you a new comic! It is about Eric Trump

Read and share it here:  

https://thenib.com/the-apple-doesn-t-fall-very-far-from-the-trump

Dungeon Divers: Shel’s Tale

 i’m sure that little girl will be just fine 

Dungeon Divers are back with more backstory exposition! I mean exciting adventure! More to come soon.

May Haiku: WWCD

what would comey do

comey would fuck up a dude

that's what comey do

Thanks for your support this month!   

The Backchannel

 to be fair hillary’s brain-net proposal was insecure and susceptible to hacking 

Donald Trump and the Eternity Orbs

I made you a new comic! This one is about THE ORB

Read and share it here: 

2017-05-25 14:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post

The President’s Cuck

 this is the last trumpcest joke I’ll do, I promise, sort of, possibly 

April Haiku: Mike Pence

when did mike pence know

the things that he knew when he

knew those things that time

Thanks for your support this month!   

Custodians of The Cosmos

 hydrox’s people have no concept of metaphor or personal hygiene

The Gray Lady Bends Over

what are you gonna do, not buy the new york times? bwahaha tough luck suckers 

Face App

jeff made an in-app purchase for the famous fascists filter pack 

Goats: Off-Script

This is the second new Goats comic! If this trend continues we may see a third one. Share and enjoy. 

March Haiku: Just Like Hitler

sean spicer just meant

hitler was not all that bad

not like you libtards

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Dungeon Divers: Chad Edition

chad like pina colada, long walk on beach, getting caught in rain 

Naughty Donnie

 that nuclear apocalypse was everyone else’s fault 

Snelf Junction: The End

team rocket is blasting off again

February Haiku: Truth

that's not perjury

that is an advanced form of

enhanced extreme truth

 Thanks for your support this month!  

Late Again

Just a heads up that, once again, I'm late with the February rewards. Working on the comic now, will post as soon as it's done. Everything else, including late December rewards, right after that. 

I'm trying, I swear. You have my apologies and my thanks for your patience and understanding. 

The Video Demonstration

 this is why nothing gets done 

The Pivot

 stay tuned for the urkeling 

The Hearing

 general flynn owns over a dozen pairs of tearaway pants