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Please let your friends know about Patreon. We're getting close to reaching our $500/video milestone.
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2015-10-28 19:26:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are great in China, thanks to the glorious Party! High speed trains that totally don’t crash. Breathable air in several cities. Christmas toys for export that definitely don’t contain lead.
For those who don’t know how wonderful the Chinese Communist Party is and want to learn, there’s state-run media.
Hi Patrons!
My friend Ben Hedges, who also has a YouTube show, had some bad news recently. His wife's mother was arrested in China.
Perhaps there's not much one person can do—but there's a lot an army can do together! And also, it will be fun. Trust me.
So please watch this video and if you speak ...
2015-10-27 01:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time of the month again folks—the end of the month! That means it's time for another google hangout. Once again, we'll be having it this Friday (10/30) at 3 pm. Day before Halloween too so lets see who has the best costume! Keep an eye out on Patreon on the day of and I'll be posting the link that will take you to th...
2015-10-26 14:50:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode sure gave me a chance to use some of puns. But I just wanted to say with all your support, I've really been able to step on the gas and drive this show forward.
-Chris
There’s only one thing I love more than a good knockoff—and that is sharing a good knockoff with my 50-cent army!
Now I’ve been accused of being many things—but a 16th Century Italian maiden isn’t one of them.
So keep an eye out for this shockingly good (or just shocking) work of art in my next episode,...
2015-10-22 21:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently the air I breath everyday in the New York Subway system is thanks, in part, to China. Bet the CCP wishes now they didn't make that investment!
-Chris
Flying cars, hoverboards, Jaws 19?! The future isn't quite what were promised. Then again, Back to the Future Part 2 got a lot of things right. I grew up on these movies so this is something I've been thinking about for a long time. What else would you add to the list? And do you prefer our 2015 or Back to the Future's?
-Chris...
2015-10-19 18:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
We used some pretty high tech devices on this episode to create the seamless camouflage I used at the beginning. It's the first step in our plan here at China Uncensored to take over the world!
-Chris
How about I add a ring where if you donate a $100,000 per episode, we go on a trip together to one of these theme parks? Keep in mind, it will also be your responsibility to keep me safe from Chinese authorities. I'd hate to go on "The Cremator" and find out it was real...
-Chris
Hi Patrons,
Several folks have suggested that I add Chinese subtitles to China Uncensored videos. I think it's a great idea...but unfortunately I can't afford to hire someone to help yet.
If you or anyone you know is interested translating my English scripts into Chinese on a volunteer basis, please let me know. ...
2015-10-13 20:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I know you have been asking for more episodes, so here's one to kick off the week!
A cure for malaria was found by researching traditional Chinese medicine. How much do you think the US should invest in researching TCM?
-Chris
"Made in China." That's how you know it's quality. Bring your own parachute.
For all you cool cats joining today's google hangout, you can use this link! I'll be waiting...mwhahaha. Wait, that's not meant to be sinister sounding.
Guess what?! I finally heard back from the Chinese Embassy about that interview with Xi Jinping! They've invited me to do it on this new aircraft carrier. And they promise it will be a trip I 'never forget mwhahaha.' Not sure why they typed the laughing...
-Chris
I think I may have given you all too little notice about our last Google Hangout. So let's try this again. How about this Friday at 3? There will still be one for October at the end of the month. Can't wait to hear from you all!
-Chris
Hint: It's not because of China's booming economy.
It's time for another Google hangout! It's been a busy month for us at China Uncensored, what with the whole, abduction thing. So I'm sure we'll have lots to talk about. Meet me online at 3:00 pm EST. Looking forward to seeing you then.
-Chris
This reminds me of some of the works of Issac Asimov. Only, without the all of the magic and more of the crushing dystopian vision of William Gibson. Anyway, who wants to be roomies?!
-Chris
If you've been watching the China Uncensored Facebook, you might have an inkling that I was prepping for an interview with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. Well, here you have the results. Enjoy!
-Chris
What is Xi Jinping thinking?! Someone should really ask him. Someone like me. Tomorrow maybe...
-Chris
What I like most about Communist Party mouthpiece Global Times is not the endless fuel for the show they provide, but rather, how they help harmonize our incorrect understandings of China.
-Chris
Who doesn't love a good old tropical getaway, courtesy of the Chinese Communist Party? I mean, there's no way anyone could get upset by this, right? Right?
-Chris
Have to give a big shout to Allen the Camera Guy for once again providing us with some great graphics for the intro of this episode. Not everyday I get to pretend I'm shooting a rocket launcher. Okay, it is everyday.
-Chris
A groundbreaking new report has revealed just how the Chinese military goes about making a profit off stolen US tech. Check out my second interview with Joshua Philipp to learn more!
Who needs the Walking Dead? This is scary enough.
-Chris
In the CCP's latest effort to show just how committed to peace it is, footage on CCTV shows the People's Liberation Army training in a facility that looks an awful lot like Taipei, Taiwan...
This stinks worse than stinky tofu!
-Chris
Hi Patrons,
I think a few of you might have been there (I forgot to ask)...Anyway, we had our first fan meet-up in the US on August 22, 2015. You can check out the video now. (BTW: We're not charging Patrons for it, because this isn't really an "episode".)
-Chris
The CCP has been calling for peace for many years. And now, finally, China's peaceful development is on full display in Beijing. You know, to celebrate it's glorious victory over those Japanese fascists!
Always happy to have the opportunity to talk about how China affects the political situation in the US. So what do you think? Who has the right idea about China? Besides Shelley and I of course...
-Chris
This is pretty big folks! Has the final chapter begun in Xi Jinping's purge of the Jiang Zemin clique (hard to think who's left after you take out the main guy...) I've been reporting on this story for years now, as it developed from Wang Lijun, to Gu Kailai, to Bo Xilai, Zhou Yongkang, a bunch of others, and now, finally, Jiang...
2015-08-28 18:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post
