OK kids, this is it.
Once the clock hits midnight CST, this issue is locked. No late entries. No “but I meant to.” I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!...
2026-01-05 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year!
I wanted to start 2026 by talking directly to you, because if you’re reading this, you’re part of why 3GI is still here.
2025 was an epic af year. A lot of things moved slower than I wanted, but a lot of things also solidified. Shrek 2 Retold grew into something much bigger tha...
2026-01-02 01:22:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons,
Today I want to talk about something that’s easier to explain to the people already here...
Yesterday I made last year's Ty Guy Christmas video public on YouTube.
It was originally made just for patrons, and I ...
2025-12-20 22:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's entry into The Unlisted Files is from 2016, a simpler time when everyone was trying to catch Pokémon and the 3GI crew almost caught some bullets. This video is absolutely unhinged and one of the funniest forgotten things I’ve rediscovered so far. If you like seeing us disturb the peace and push our luck just a litt...
2025-12-11 19:21:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Thanksgiving, yall! 🦃 Come take a seat at our table for a cozy, chaotic holiday hangout as we revisit Thanksgivings past and taste-test some truly f*****-up, jacked-up food. 🍽️ 😋 ⚠️ WARNING: I'm pissed off in the beginning of the video and I don't care.
Insi...
2025-11-27 16:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
For our next entry in The Unlisted Files, we're jumping into a weird Thanksgiving video I made back in 2012. This is one I originally took down for a pretty obvious reason: I appear in brownface. That’s not something I would ever do today, and it’s something I fully recognize is offensive. My style has changed a ...
2025-11-14 19:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, PATRONS! Step inside the 3GI Reanimation Lab for our most horrible experiment yet: Can I survive 35 shots? The answer will not surprise you!
⚡ Inside this episode: updates on the reanimation of Shrek 2 Retold, including a sneak peek at the Potion Factory sequences
🎃 A look at the 3GI Zine: Hallo...
There are 449 videos on the 3GI YouTube channel. Only 128 are public. The rest are weird, old, forgotten projects that were doomed to never see the light of day... until now. Welcome to The Unlisted Files.
Our first entry is “Goosebumps” created in 1997. While this one technically predates 3GI by seven year...
2025-10-17 16:29:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Come with me into the bowels of 3GI Industries for the very first 3GI Lab Log.
Inside: Exclusive 3GI behind-the-scenes, ancient high school footage, a sneak peek at 3GI Zine #2 (Halloween Issue), and some Shrek 2 Retold secrets...
I’ve been posting Patreon updates for a while now, but lately they’ve been turni...
2025-09-30 17:24:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! I wanted to do a more casual, behind-the-scenes update today. Think of this like a little devlog or podcast. Lots to cover: the 3GI Zine, Shrek 2 Retold, and a few secret extras…
The first-ever 3GI Zine has officially shipped to all Disciple-tie...
2025-08-08 22:17:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! I’ve got two big updates today—one from the swamp, and one from the sacred printing press of 3GI.
We’re in the final stretch of Shrek 2 Retold, and while the main film is wrapping up, I’m opening the gates for
This isn’t just a casual check-in — it’s a turning point for 3GI, with massive changes, long-awaited progress, and big news for Shrek 2 Retold.
I’ve been quietly reworking things behind the scenes — now it’s time to pull back the curtain and bring you in.
If you’ve been waiting for the right ...
2025-06-27 19:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
In this all-new video, we find out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You’re not ready. I definitely wasn't.
Also...
Hey, epic Disciple Tier Patrons — make sure to get your submissions in by tomorrow, May 23rd. If you nee...
2025-05-22 18:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my epic Disciple Tier Patrons...
The 3GI Zine is coming this summer — and your chance to be in it starts NOW!
The theme of the first issue is “First” — first crushes, first usernames, first creative projects, first time you discovered 3GI and ascended, you ...
2025-05-09 21:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re finally launching The 3GI Zine — something brand new and wildly experimental: a physical, printed quarterly magazine packed with art and creative chaos from the 3GI universe… and YOU.
It’s a love letter to this community and the beautiful nonsense we’ve built together.
Is Shrek 2 Retold falling apart… or about to become the internet’s most unhinged masterpiece? Spoiler alert: it's a little bit of both.
It’s been months since the last Shrek 2 Retold update video. Months of blood, sweat, and emotional damage. At long last I'm proud to share an all new 2-ho...
2025-04-16 17:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve NEVER seen stand-up like this before… or maybe you have a million times already.
This concept has been living in my head for YEARS—and now it’s finally real. Watch our comedy special trailer and let me know—should Brad Duddmen do a full hour?? 🤔
Also, hey—WELCOME, NEW PATRONS! 🎉 Glad you f...
2025-01-30 16:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas (or Happy Holidays, whatever fits your vibe)! 🎄
This video is a special one, and I’m excited to share it with all of you. It’s an original story about Ty, a guy with a unique approach to holiday cheer. He’s been working on his Santa Trap Defense system, and now it's time to unleash it to th...
2024-12-22 22:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
To all my amazing Patrons: this one’s for you! 🦃✨
I’m thrilled to share A Magical Giving of Thanks to Remember for the Patrons—a Thanksgiving short featuring my friends Hannah and Max, this classic 3GI video is packed with laughs, magical twists, and heartfelt moments. I made this to express my grat...
2024-11-28 23:51:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patrons! 👋 Grant here with a update for yall, getting you up to speed what's been going on at 3GI Industries lately. I lay out everything in the above video, but if you'd rather read, I'll spell it out for ya :)
2024-11-14 21:28:55 +0000 UTC
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Get ready, Patrons, because this is no ordinary upload! We’re opening the vault to unveil Tales from the Creep, 3GI’s first-ever Shrek-themed horror anthology—a true, monstrous labor of love. Crafted in the golden age of YouTube, before Shrek Retold or Shrekfest, these three tales delve into the absurd and cree...
2024-10-31 23:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons, new and old!
First off, a huge thank you to all our new supporters—your contributions are helping bring Shrek 2 Retold to life, and we couldn't be more grateful! I just updated the glorious list of names on the 3GI website...
2024-09-28 00:13:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello esteemed Patrons!
I know it has been pretty quiet here and on social media ever since we posted the Shrek 2 Retold trailer back in...
2024-09-20 22:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally here, the trailer for our newest collaborative film, Shrek 2 Retold, boasting over 800 animators, filmmakers, musicians, and artists from all corners of the internet. After 5 years of tireless work, we are proud to present to you our biggest, baddest, and most ambitious sequel ever.
I busted my ass over th...
I CAN'T WAIT to present to you the final entry in the Super Smash Tournanent 6 saga. So excited, I recorded myself ramble for 30 min. I have so many thoughts about the series that I spent the past 14 years crafting and it felt good to talk about :)
WATCH THE EPISODE HERE: 2024-04-24 17:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Patrons!
As you probably already heard on our socials, we have concluded Shrekfest.
I wanted to record the above video to more accurately sum up my feelings and offer further insight. I also talk about Shrek 2 Ret...
2024-01-28 03:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post
YO! Exciting news – the Shrekfest recap video is ready, and you get an exclusive early peek! Massive shoutout to Dan and Lee for their killer filming. This might be my fastest recap yet – hard work pays off! Your support makes these projects happen, and I can't thank you enough. 🙏 Look at the joy captured on film – y...
2023-12-11 19:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, it's me, Grant. I'm still completely discombobulated from what happened earlier this month. It's almost the end of September, and I am just now able to process the madness.
Thank you, Patrons. I want to express my deepest appreciation to each ...
2023-09-29 20:38:33 +0000 UTC View Post
What up, patrons!
It’s that time of year again. Shrekfest is right around the corner. Are you gonna be there?
This is the 10th Shrekfest, so we decided to take Milwaukee by storm and keep the Shrek comin’ all Labor Day Weekend with 3 days of special events, including the WORLD PREMIERE of SHREK 2 RET...
2023-07-16 04:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
YO!
It's been awhile since the last Shrek 2 Time, so Conner and I decided to sit down and take a look at the most frequently asked questions people have about the Shrek 2 Retold production. Great questions, great answers. Take a watch!
Hmmm anything else I should mention? We're hard at work setting up Shrekfest 20...
2023-05-12 15:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
