TIS TIME! Once again our beloved patrœnes are receiving a super extended version of a YouTube holidee vlog, this time as we hopped the Atlantic to visit Salem, Massachusetts. 🧹
The condensed public version will be arriving this weekend.
2023-09-15 11:43:46 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's another stunning example of Nova abusing a credit card.
2023-09-13 22:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As you might be aware, Noreen and I just vacationed in the historic town of Salem, Massachusetts. With our good Judy's Megan and Kat in tow, we went to every museum and shopping experience going, so pour a nice lukewarm bev and I'll give you a few post-holidee anecdotes.
2023-09-11 17:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
🎵 Drop it down low, make your booty go HOAR. Join us today as Olympia impersonates everyone's favourite German songstress, Naomi Jon.
2023-09-03 17:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nola Granola. Since the last episode was recorded just before we left for Massachusetts and today's offering was recorded shortly thereafter, there was no time for any Patrœne comments to roll in. We're also overdue a Nova pod so with all...
2023-09-02 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The modern age belief that the Earth is flat is utterly fascinating - not because of the theory itself, which is thinner than a piece of rice paper that Char's slammed her arse on, but for the people who believe in it. There's an alarmingly large community of people who subscribe to the Flat Earth theory and since there's no ...
2023-08-26 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
🇱🇹 We were lucky enough to be sent another glorious box of snacks and treats - this time from the great nation of Lithuania! Yoghurt corn sticks remain controversial.
2023-08-26 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Pete Burns was a British singer-songwriter most known for the song You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), as well as having lips the size of a grapefruit. In later life, his plastic surgery adventures would be splashed over the tabloids with such wild abandon that people forgot ...
2023-08-19 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Do lintrollers actually work? Not according to this sweaty lady.
Join us as we round up our August 2023 faves and not-so-faves which also include Nova's disdainful choices; the new season of Futurama and the price of contact lenses.
2023-08-19 22:33:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This may be one of our largest PO Box hauls yet and oh my god are there some *interesting* parcels this time around 👀
2023-08-19 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
...and finally, the one hour version for YouTube should you wish to avoid seeing too much Char.
2023-08-14 19:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a bumper weekend of Dutch fun! Join me for this frothy audio adventure, as I try to catch you up on whatever the hell just happened to Nova, Char, Glennda and I on our trip to The Netherlands.
2023-08-12 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFor your viewing pleasure and just for our Patrœne puffins, behold the 2-hour extended cut of our Amsterdam vlog! The one-hour version for YouTube will be arriving soon.
This is the first video we're uploading using Patreon's new native video player if you're wondering why it isn't a YouTube link.
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2023-08-12 18:37:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling salty? Join us as we round up another selection of mean comments.
2023-08-05 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Truman Show is a 1998 American psychological drama that left a 12-year-old me with my jaw wrapped around my ankles. Our protagonist is the eponymous Truman who unwittingly discovers that his entire life is the centre of an elaborate reality TV show. It was such a wild movie that the delusion abou...
2023-07-29 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Like every other living human, we flocked to the theatre like morons to see the new Barbie movie - cue the snafu!
2023-07-29 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In October of 2004, a young woman walked into a 21-storey office block in London, took the lift to the top floor and sat in a workplace cafe with a cup of coffee. None of this would be out of the ordinary - until the moment she stood up, walked over to a window and jumped to her death. Almost two decades later, her identity a...
2023-07-22 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Dita heard that there might be some snacks floating around from her homeland and decided to join Nova in a new taste test video.
2023-07-22 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing Miss Janice Pepper, Queen Consort of Denmark! If you are in the UK and looking to adopt a cat, please consider Desert Paws! https://www.facebook.com/desertpawstotheUK
2023-07-22 00:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Brian Shaffer's Wikipedia page describes him as a current medical student at the Ohio State University which is particularly difficult to swallow given that he disappeared over 17 years ago. In 2006 at the start of spring break, Shaffer was out drinking with friends when he was last spotted on CCTV inside a bar. The same CCTV...
2023-07-15 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It's this months faves and sh*tters! ...where we discuss Britney getting smacked in the gob, cosmopolitans and people throwing stuff at singers.
2023-07-15 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again! Join us as we show you how we spent our day at our local pride festival in Bournemouth, Bournefree.
2023-07-15 00:06:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad Girls is a British prison drama that ran from 1999 to 2006, and Christ does it look like it. It's so wildly stuck in a turn-of-the-millennium style that it wavers between a nostalgia sweet-spot and a feeling of wondering how on Earth it was considered good when it was first broadcast. I'm obsesse...
2023-07-08 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In a HOAX reunion, Char and Glennda join us to pay homage to the TV gameshow that requires its contestants to complete stupid tasks for equally stupid prizes.
2023-07-08 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised, here are our final generative fill masterpieces, along with the original PNGs for you to have a go with yourselves! Tag us in your creations so we can see if anyone can do better with the prompts we gave each other 👀
2023-07-07 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
After using this new AI tool in a recent parody, we decided to play around with it and see what hideous imagery we could generate.
2023-07-07 15:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post
In the last episode it was brought to my attention in alarming fashion that I've never done a pod about my main bird, AvLav. While I'll obviously be talking about her at large, I'm using her in this discussion as an anchor-point to discuss how she helped me traverse a wild teenage experience.
2023-07-01 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In a bit of a "re-up", we're tackling another hot sauce challenge but this time we're using a set of nightmare fluids as seen on the show, Hot Ones.
2023-07-01 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
