It was recently made aware to us that a charming puffin on the Internet decided to call our bluff and do a parody of us, so we're here to see if they pass the grade.
2023-06-29 00:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, I was hardly not going to do a pod about this. The world has collectively over the past week been following the story of the missing submersible Titan as it lost contact with it's mothership above the wreck of the Titanic. You don't need me to tell you that I'm obsessed with all things Titanic 2023-06-26 14:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Who wants some beautiful acrylics, eh? Suzie from Nail Career Education gets the Novympia parody treatment. π
2023-06-25 17:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S TIME TO CROWN A BRAND NEW CLOWN! In the season finale reunion special, we hear from the season 4 gerls and speak to the final 3 before finding out who gets the title of Next Grand Master Arsehole.
2023-06-20 01:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the last hurrah! See where our final three took their morons as we tasked them with heading out into the wild.
2023-06-18 15:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Birds of a Feather is a critically-acclaimed British sitcom that originally ran from 1989 to 1998 - beloved by millions despite ostensibly being a show about a woman rolling around her kitchen moaning about gas prices. I loved this show as a kid and I still watch it today, so let's enjoy an evening o...
2023-06-17 23:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, we're reincarnating a classic in the form of our faves and sh*tters for June 2023, including those irritating bottle caps that you can't remove and Jennifer Lopez's newest Netflix turd.
2023-06-17 21:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post
In November of 2002, Minnesota college student Josh Guimond was at a party in a campus dorm room at St. John's University. He would suddenly get up from the table he and his friends were playing poker at and exit the building, never to be seen again. Friends claim that they simply assumed he was heading to the bathroom and di...
2023-06-10 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we find ourselves absolutely AWASH with gorgeous tasty snacks from the great state of Minnesota, courtesy of our friend Samantha!
2023-06-10 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a SHOCK FULL OF BOOF! ...starring Nova Seapussy. So we know that Gen is obsessed with Disney. She's also been talking about the new Little Mermaid movie for as long as we've been teased with the bastard thing which feels like about 5 years. This past Thu...
2023-06-03 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Nova decided to ruin the afternoon by conducting tests on 3 of the best-selling viral poop toys.
2023-06-03 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Jennifer Lopez is an American actress, dancer and singer from The Block. I dunno, do I think about this woman on a daily basis? Absolutely not. Does she occupy a weird space between actor and singer that's worth discussing on a perd? Yep. Our friend Kat is absolutely smitten with J. Lo and i...
2023-05-27 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Sporcle is a quizzing website that Olympia spent a considerable amount of time on as a loser teenager. To bring a little sophistication to a catalogue of toy-crap that Nova's offered, today yer gerls are doing some brain-exercising.
2023-05-27 17:20:26 +0000 UTC View Post
...this is it! This is the moment we find out who is making it to the final, as we watch the morons' best takes on 'Stars In Their Eyes'.
2023-05-25 17:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Beerf starring Norah Jones. This week, fresh out of our Eurovision 'whirlwind tour', Nova and I are sitting down to discuss AI. How is AI impacting our already fragile and fraudulent lives? Is AI something to be concerned about? Why do AI-produced image...
2023-05-20 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It may not have included snacks from Greece but this Czech snack box had all sorts of surprises. Is this our best box yet?
2023-05-17 18:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We'll be doing our final roundup and breaking down the WEIRD results tomorrow night, May 18th at 6pm BST! βοΈ
https://youtube.com/live/QheR7usvp3E
2023-05-17 14:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post
WE RETURNED! ...with almost 4 hours of footage. So just for you, our beloved puffin cultists, is an extended supercut of the shorter version of our Eurovision adventures that will be published to YouTube.
2023-05-17 09:58:18 +0000 UTC View Post
In a Novympia first, yer gerls are travelling up to Liverpool to see some Eurovision action in person. Having started watching Eurovision shortly after the UK won the last time in 1997, we've never even come close to being able to see the show on home turf. With all that in mind, I'm spending this week's pod dissecting what o...
2023-05-06 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Now whereas the first prediction video for the 2023 Eurovision semis was fairly concise, this was an absolute disaster. Having gone back to edit this, I feel much more confident in saying that both Belgium and Cyprus will eventually make it in favour of either Iceland or Estonia (Not Georgia as Nova would choose) but as alway...
2023-05-04 19:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S ALMOST TIME! So join yer gerls as we predict which countries will qualify from the first semi-final of The Eurovision Song Contest 2023.
2023-05-02 23:08:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Sex and the City is an HBO, American comedy-drama that ran between the late 90s and early noughties. It was adored by audiences of women who would see their personal lives mirrored in those of the 4 main characters and men who would use it as softcore porn. In retrospect, the sexy foursome were atroc...
2023-04-29 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's another rousing episode of Nova engaging Olympia in some sort of ridiculous folly.
2023-04-29 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
...who DID YOU PICK? Another dillweed bites the dust.
2023-04-24 14:21:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Julia Roberts is one of the world's highest paid and most celebrated actresses. In the 90s, there was no one else more bankable than she. Not necessarily known for her versatility, she was generally found hanging out in rom-coms and light crappers starring leading men like Hugh Grant or Richard Gere. My forever fave of hers i...
2023-04-22 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we dive into the gifts lovingly sent to our PO Box - including the world's most disturbing 'children's' book.
2023-04-22 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Which of our bottom contestants will you give another chance?
https://poll-maker.com/QIZ2HIJM3
EPISODE 6: 2023-04-21 21:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S our final 5 showdown - the moment we see our shiniest morons giving their best mugshots for consideration.
2023-04-21 21:55:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Cocaine Bear is a 2023 American comedy horror film directed by Elizabeth Banks very loosely based on the story of the 'Cocaine Bear'. Nova and I saw this last week and it's a solidly daft B-movie outing that we can recommend for a mindless afternoon. What is isn't however, is a faithful adap...
2023-04-15 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
...if we have to suffer this, so do you.
2023-04-15 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
