“Hello, Nerin.”
Olive teleported us here without issue; oddly enough, I could just send her a mental image of the place through our bond and here we were.
The eldra grocer reacts the same as usual – by flinging whatever produce they were holding at the time into the air.
For some reason I can’t br...
2024-01-14 23:04:24 +0000 UTC
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It's a good question! I've been rereading the series from the beginning to make it easier to reintroduce old characters and so forth, basically doing the due diligence I should have been doing from the start.
don't worry, I'll have more chapters soon!
-em
2024-01-14 22:53:35 +0000 UTC
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Well, this is annoying. At least it’s easy to resolve I guess.
I dematerialize enough of my body to reach through it and grab the wrist holding the knife, then drag the offending human through to suspend them next to the spikey armored one. Then I wrap the two of them together side by side with more of my feelers.
2024-01-10 23:10:20 +0000 UTC
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“YOU MADE A WHAT!?”
Yeah, so Abaris is surprised again, but as usual it just turns into him ranting about impossibilities again.
So I just let him rant.
From what I actually bother to catch, a homunculus is apparently an artificial human, powered by mana. Kind of like a golem, I guess? Except th...
2024-01-08 21:03:56 +0000 UTC
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After an interesting couple of hours in which Abaris and Nyx asked others and myself for observations about my personality and its seemingly random changes, we’ve come to a handful of interesting conclusions.
First, from Olive’s and Vivianne’s recollections, my more petulant and majestic personality subset is defi...
2024-01-08 04:32:16 +0000 UTC
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“Well, that was easy.”
Olive remains visibly disappointed that we didn’t return to the ‘manor’ she’s been maintaining for however many hundreds or thousands of years, but she’s just going to have to live with that. The human and former-human portion of my party at least seem much more at peace here in thi...
2024-01-05 21:22:53 +0000 UTC
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I turn to glare at Olive. “How did you do that?”
Smiling toothily in place of an answer, the fox spirit instead turns to walk dignifiedly down the carpet before stepping to the side and gesturing to the double doors with a bow.
I can’t help but sigh.
I guess I should have expected this.
I follow ...
2024-01-04 07:41:57 +0000 UTC
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“And what of this one, her majesty? Does this one bring pleasure?”
Olive’s been showing me all sorts of overly fancy robes all morning. Not that anyone can tell it’s actually morning, considering the constant darkness.
I sigh a cloud of ash, which she frantically tries to whisk from the air with her tail...
2024-01-04 07:30:45 +0000 UTC
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“So how exactly are you still alive after all this time?”
I’m sitting on an overly fancy chair with Izahne and Omorth standing at my sides while the ancient daemon kneels at my feet.
“This one survives only by the grace of her mistress,” she rasps back.
I can’t help but sigh. Almost everything I ...
2024-01-04 07:28:44 +0000 UTC
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Waiting.
Ah yes, very exciting.
There’s not really much more exciting to do, since Abaris’ grand master plan is to just, ignore the city for now? And search the plane for other towns like Darkwell.
And my kin are only so fast at clearing razorvines.
Izahne doesn’t seem to mind, considering sh...
2024-01-04 07:27:24 +0000 UTC
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Yeah so, I unpublished the Mortal tier - nobody was using it and I keep forgetting to update perms so the two-weeks-out chapters were actually accessible, and this is just easier for me.
bygones <3
-Ember
2024-01-04 05:33:55 +0000 UTC
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We just stare at each other for a moment, with the quiet drone of my sleeping wife as a backdrop.
And then she looks at her hands in disbelief.
I can’t help but use Identify.
[Daemon of Envy – High Counselor to the Queen – System Assistant Emeritus]
Uh. Nyx?
(Yes, I know. I...
2023-12-31 00:20:41 +0000 UTC
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So I realized tonight that I have a full month of buffer written, so I decided it was about time I actually did something with it here.
What do you think? I hope it works well and you all like it.
2023-12-30 02:32:10 +0000 UTC
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“Well, so much for that idea.”
I’m drifting above the hostile city to test if the stone guardians can be bypassed by just going over them; it’s a plan Abaris suggested shortly after I appointed him the party leader.
The swarm of oversized automatons that promptly gathered when I crossed the city boundaries...
2023-12-30 02:17:34 +0000 UTC
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He accepted it.
I didn't think he’d just accept it.
Huh.
The party gasps almost in unison as the remains of his body shrivel, burst into a bright orange flame, and scatter into an airborne swirl of ash harboring two smoldering points of light.
And somehow, I remember exactly what I need to do now...
2023-12-30 02:16:39 +0000 UTC
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And that’s exactly what he delivers. He barely even gives Abaris and Pearl a chance to cast combat spells on him – some kind of strength boost and a skin toughening spell, respectively – before he charges headlong at the fully-reformed statue.
Meanwhile, Izahne circles around looking for an opening while rapidly f...
2023-12-30 02:15:06 +0000 UTC
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Sure, this city is big, but it’s not as big as the hive. At least the streets aren’t uniform here, so I’m sure it would be more difficult to get lost.
All of them seem to lead toward several city squares, most of them with some kind of large broken fountain in the center made of a long-corroded metal. Those all fe...
2023-12-30 02:14:14 +0000 UTC
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Suffice it to say, the conversation didn’t get much better from there. It rapidly deteriorated into a mental shouting match, eventually resulting in Nyx sobbing quietly on the edge of my vision where she usually hides.
Despite all the unexpected knowledge and understanding showing up unannounced in my mind, I am stil...
2023-12-30 02:13:18 +0000 UTC
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Well, now we know that cooking the razorvine fruit doesn’t turn it toxic, much to the delight of my party.
Also, we have a growing forest of the plant monsters surrounding the town. The only reason they haven’t occupied every bit of free space in town is that I’ve established a specialty task force of wraiths to ...
2023-12-30 02:12:17 +0000 UTC
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Abaris is right, I think. These plants are growing way too fast.
I’m outside the house we claimed in Darkwell, the empty town on The Husk.
In fact, I’m not going to call it that anymore. This is The Shadowed Plane.
My plane.
(Since when?) Nyx asks.
Since...
…
W...
2023-12-30 02:11:27 +0000 UTC
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“We don’t know,” Abaris answers me, a mild sense of worry in his voice.
I sigh. “When did she leave?”
“Two days ago,” replies Pearl.
Two days.
I was unconscious for five days.
Three.
Oh.
(Yeah, I think you know what happened,) my Assistant says.
“Alright, stay he...
2023-12-30 02:10:14 +0000 UTC
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So apparently, removing the wraiths that were existentially draining the land’s mana allowed that mana to restore itself, which recreated the potential for spontaneous life.
At least, that’s what Abaris hypothesized and then explained over an hour and a half of talking very quickly and breathing almost as quickly. ...
2023-12-30 02:08:14 +0000 UTC
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“Oh... kay?”
Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense. None at all.
(Well... maybe it makes sense for some of them... but...) Nyx says, trailing off.
“Then why are there so many wraiths on other planes? Or, don’t they just, appear from places with ‘dark emotions’ or whatever?”
“You see, that...
2023-12-30 02:06:41 +0000 UTC
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“Still nothing?”
“Nope, nothing with a Will anyway.”
Ever since Elobahn abruptly left the party we’ve been missing a scout or tracker of any kind. The closest we’ve come to filling the role is between me with my Will Detection and Abaris with his numerous detection-type spells. Unfortunately though, no...
2023-12-30 02:05:37 +0000 UTC
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I suppose that would have been embarrassing, at least if I were capable of feeling that emotion.
After a few tries and a few fumbles, I finally manage to find a combination of words that let me enlarge the individual rooms into something livable, even adding windows made of some kind of durable transparent material I p...
2023-12-30 02:04:23 +0000 UTC
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“You will rebuild what you destroyed.”
That is all headmaster Owyn said before he dumped me and my party in the remains of a deserted town on The Husk.
I’d had quite a few months leading up to now – between waking up in some lab, meeting Nyx, learning to Consume humans, finding out a lot of the humans aren...
2023-12-30 02:02:50 +0000 UTC
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The walk back to my lair is uneventful, but I’ve kept my Will Detection running the whole way just in case. After all, I’m getting tired of being surprised by knives in the back, even if they don’t actually do meaningful damage.
As we travel we pass through a marketplace kind of area. It...
2023-12-30 02:00:57 +0000 UTC
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"Yeah, she's long gone.”
I even checked with Will Detection to be sure, nothing out there but goblins, kobolds, and slimes. There was a weird spot I couldn’t sense further back in the dungeon, but my death knight reassured me that detection Skills never work on the boss room until you enter i...
2023-12-30 02:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Telling him was a mistake.
After a solid four hours of Abaris asking me stupid questions or whatever other brilliant ideas he had to test my Spellspeech, Pearl was the first of the remaining party to return to my lair.
“Woah, Izzy? Did something happen? You look different.”
Good to k...
2023-12-30 01:59:45 +0000 UTC
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When we finally manage to rouse Abaris, he immediately starts holding his head and moaning. Also, it was definitely not because I poked him with Will Surge until he finally woke up. Absolutely, I didn’t do that at all.
(Asshole.)
Hey, what, it worked, shut up. Anyway.
Izahne is starting t...
2023-12-30 01:58:39 +0000 UTC
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