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So I was trying to find a social media post

that I made a few years ago. It started out pretty normal, I hopped on google and searched myself and some text from it.

Know what I found?

Everything I have posted here is on some shitty piracy site called kemono.cr, loaded with porn ads to boot.

If this was done by a bot, then shame on whoever wrote it. 2025-10-26 05:08:32 +0000 UTC View Post

chapter dump

time got away from me again teehee~ in all seriousness though, oops, sorry about that. in exchange ascendants are getting absolutely everything I've written up to the chapter I'm still currently writing. enjoy!

-Em

Chapter 239 - For the Record

I dart sideways while loosing another pair of arrows – these ones normal, with steel tips – at the approaching horde of goblins. She’d thrown her pistol directly into the face of one of the green spearmen before letting out a sharp whistle and making a gesture over her head that we’d long since agreed on.

Left. ...

Chapter 238 - For the Record

We’re still not making progress. Her and I, I mean… Sadie, and me.

I wish she wasn’t so dense, but I suppose it’s part of her charm… she seems so innocent at times, although I’ll admit that she’s changing. And not entirely for the better.

I know it’s whatever that evil god did to her though.

...

Chapter 237 - For the Record

Apparently that just means they can’t be fired.

Yeah, that’s it. That’s all. But I guess if some other instructor made a racket about a student, they’d at least face some scrutiny, probably from the headmaster himself.

Not that any of it matters. I don’t trust her one bit, but… wait, no that�...

Chapter 236 - For the Record

Another morning, another chance to have a terrifying wakeup call from a terrifying monster of a maid, leading up to a terrifying bath where she stands by and watches me like prey, followed by a terrifying meal of whatever mystery food she’s provided for the day. Or rather, that the demon empress has provided… today it’s...

Chapter 235 - For the Record

How dare they!?

I drift across the empty hallway - empty because of course it is, my classmates actually need sleep. I, however, as a superior being, do not.

And yet Headmaster Owyn, in his ‘wisdom’, failed to see my true potential and consigned me to this place.

A demon lord? Really? M...

Chapter 234 - For the Record

I suppose there could have been worse times to find out that anything my party members do, whether I’m present or not, can still cost me. Was that the point the demon empress was trying to make?

Yeah, that has to be it. She’s trying to make me see that even other people’s actions have consequences…

…

Chapter 233 - For the Record

I should have thought all of this through.

Well, at least much better than I have…

She’s right here in front of me. That weird lizard girl.

The one that…

Damn it all.

And I even went so far as to tell her I’d call her on her u-comm, without even thinking about how we’d talk. It...

Chapter 232 - For the Record

I start the trek from the transport station toward my once temporary home near the large forest full of fae… what was it called again? I never really cared so I didn’t commit it to memory.

Grandma would probably be upset about that too, but I can’t bring myself to care. If she’s going to express the sentiment I�...

Chapter 231 - For the Record

Academist.

Her Class is ‘Academist’. How ironic. I suppose that is why she’s always studying.

“Some kind of mage then?”

She nods. “Yes.”

I ponder for a moment.

…

…

“So what does that mean?”

And she sighs mightily and rubs the bridge of her nose… ...

Chapter 230 - For the Record

I don’t care, and neither does anybody else.

That’s the conclusion we reached, after an incredibly awkward half hour or whatever of just sitting there sipping tea.

Which was actually good, even though I don’t really like tea. I never did have a taste for it.

Okay, well, I guess Lyra cares, but...

Chapter 229 - For the Record

I let out what is probably the biggest sigh of my life.

“What’s next then, huh? Is the god of, I don’t know, ridiculous circumstances or something just gonna waltz in the door behind you? Why do you all want to bother me of all people? I’m nobody! Just a random homeless half-eldra – or whatever the fu...

Chapter 228 - For the Record

Well, that was the worst night’s sleep ever. It certainly didn’t help that Alice simply stood in a corner as though waiting for me to need anything, anything at all…

Which I guess is exactly what she was doing.

One of her clones whisked away my school uniform while I was in the bath, instead providing my usu...

Chapter 227 - For the Record

Of course, my first instinct is to flee. Anyone would! The aura alone of that thing could probably kill children!

(Stay. Safe.)

…And then I skid to a halt.

…

The terrifying maid simply turns to face me and continues to curtsey, although I can see the faintest hint of frustration on her bro...

Chapter 226 - For the Record

“Wait, like not at all? Then how have we been talking even this much?”
“Well,” my mother says, “she does know a few dozen words, but it’s either because they’re loan words that eldra common picked up over the centuries or things she specifically looked up to talk to you.”
For some reason she smirks at ...

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Chapter 225 - For the Record

“Hi Shaya, what’s up?”

“Ahm… ah, ‘hello’.”

…

Well, this is something we didn’t anticipate, but in hindsight we absolutely should have. Speaking via body language doesn’t translate well over an audio-only connection… we’ll have to find a better way I guess.

Another awkward minu...

Chapter 224 - For the Record

Shining in the center of the storm the demon empress rises to float in the air, wind whipping at its ruined robes as the walls just… fall away. The assembly hall’s ceiling overhead is suddenly replaced by a sky of multicolored stars, flaring brilliantly as the moon silently watches from far closer than it probably should....

Chapter 223 - For the Record

I open the door to my new dorm, where I’m going to spend two thirds of my life for the next however many years and…

Well. I’d say I’m disappointed, but I actually did expect this from what I’d been told. I’m surprised it didn’t come with a new pair of shoes.

Although I’d thought the desk layout mig...

Chapter 222 - For the Record

“So it’s more like this, then?”

I strain my wrist and my focus, trying to reproduce the hand sign Shaya is showing me… and failing too, from the look on her face.

I’m not sure why, but she decided at some point that I needed to learn ‘the cant’ as mother calls it – the hand sign whatever l...

Chapter 221 - For the Record

And there we go!

I sit up sharply in my bedroll, nearly knocking Olive to the hard floor. She catches herself deftly and whines a complaint, but it doesn’t stop me from scratching behind her ears.

After all… today is a big day! Why? Well, because I’m level five now, of course! I’m not going to wait another...

Chapter 220 - For the Record

There isn’t even time for the door to close behind us before the challenge in front of us bellows its battle cry, incensed at us invading its territory.

[Kobold Chieftain – Level 8]

Only twice my level… not too bad, I can handle this.

…I can definitely handle this…?

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Chapter 219 - For the Record

Three days later, she came home. Well, if you want to call this place home…

We don’t really have one right now. What a strange feeling.

“Sure, appreciate.”

My mom’s cousin wordlessly nods back to her. I, of course, have no idea what’s happening; I’ve been tuning out their conversation entirely....

Chapter 218 - For the Record

“Good morning, Tristan.”

“Yes, good morning, Sidra,” my mother’s cousin answers.

I knew grandma hated me and held a grudge against my mother for fleeing her arranged marriage, even to the point of suggesting she’d gotten pregnant specifically as an excuse… what I hadn’t expected was that i...

Chapter 217 - For the Record

“Ouch,” I groan as I pull myself from bed.

With all the healing or whatever that the resurrection pads do, you’d think they’d take care of this, but no. All the aches and pains, and even bruises in place of where I’d been injured… it’s all there, and stretching only does so much.

Well, it certainly...

Once again, into the breach...

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Chapter 216 - For the Record

‘Sadie,’ then?

I mutter quietly to myself, still trying to work out what exactly is happening. Did the ancient monster reincarnate or something? My u-comm says she’s a gorgon, but he sure doesn’t look like a gorgon…

The young girl mows through another small group of low-leveled monsters whi...

Chapter 215 - For the Record

“So what’s it like?”

“Hm? What’s what like?”

Judy leans in closer. “You know, being an ascendant!”

And it’s not just her, actually. Even though she’s the only one of my classmates hanging over my desk right up in my face… and I suppose she’s kind of sort of my friend, technically… I...

Chapter 214 - For the Record

I stare in shock.

The morning had come quickly, no thanks to another… uh. Night visitation?

Dream invasion?

I don’t even know what to call it, but…

“Mom?”

“What is it sweetie?” she asks, sitting at the dining room table sipping her hot caffeine, something she only seems to do if she...