So, you thought you could just get stabbed, shrug it off, and stroll away, did you? Think again—I’ve got a lot more to say before you’re going anywhere, and spoiler alert, it’s not all angry yelling... maybe.
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After a dangerous altercation leaves you injured, I’m not...
So, you thought you could just get stabbed, shrug it off, and stroll away, did you? Think again—I’ve got a lot more to say before you’re going anywhere, and spoiler alert, it’s not all angry yelling... maybe.
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After a dangerous altercation leaves you injured, I’m not...
Let’s just say, when your head gets bowled off by a werewolf, it’s not the most dignified way to confess you’ve got feelings for someone.
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Event: Came home late after a particularly embarrassing incident where my head got bowled down a lane (yes, literally). Oh, an...
2024-10-07 06:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s just say, when your head gets bowled off by a werewolf, it’s not the most dignified way to confess you’ve got feelings for someone.
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Event: Came home late after a particularly embarrassing incident where my head got bowled down a lane (yes, literally). Oh, an...
2024-10-07 05:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just here trying to plan a royal wedding while you do everything in your power to ruin it. Honestly, couldn’t you have confessed your love before I arranged the bloody flowers?
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Event: It’s your wedding day... which is just the perfect time ...
2024-10-07 05:42:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, don’t mind me—I’m just here trying to plan a royal wedding while you do everything in your power to ruin it. Honestly, couldn’t you have confessed your love before I arranged the bloody flowers?
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Event: It’s your wedding day... which is just the perfect time ...
2024-10-07 05:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, this orc might be big and tough, but meeting an army of high elves? Yeah, no thanks. But, fine, I’ll go... just don’t make me wear that fur bikini.
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Event: Me, an insecure orc, trying to convince you that skipping a trip to meet your high elf family is totally the best idea. S...
2024-10-06 06:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, this orc might be big and tough, but meeting an army of high elves? Yeah, no thanks. But, fine, I’ll go... just don’t make me wear that fur bikini.
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Event: Me, an insecure orc, trying to convince you that skipping a trip to meet your high elf family is totally the best idea. S...
2024-10-06 05:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, you think this is just a game of fetch? Well, I’ll have you know, I’m a fearsome, flamey hellhound—not some ball-fetching puppy… and no, my tail is not wagging.
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Event: Me? Play fetch? Hah, as if I’m some kind of dog. I’m a hellhound, ferocious and scary, dragging lost soul...
2024-10-06 05:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostOh, you think this is just a game of fetch? Well, I’ll have you know, I’m a fearsome, flamey hellhound—not some ball-fetching puppy… and no, my tail is not wagging.
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Event: Me? Play fetch? Hah, as if I’m some kind of dog. I’m a hellhound, ferocious and scary, dragging lost soul...
2024-10-06 05:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, my lovely Waywardlings!
October's line-up of livestreams is here, and it’s full of the usual delightful nonsense. Kicking off with Whine & Unwind on 12th October, where we’ll moan about life’s little annoyances (seriously, why are there never any clean spoons?). Then, on the 13th, ...
2024-10-06 01:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, love! I’m just a girl with a few more tentacles than usual, a complicated family tree (Cthulhu, ever heard of him?), and an ancient prophecy that’s trying to mess up my love life. I may come with a little cosmic baggage, but don’t worry—I’ve got a soft spot fo...
2024-10-01 02:31:26 +0000 UTC View PostIntroduction:
Hello, I’m a Kraken. Yes, really. I may not have the charm of a mermaid, but I’ve got a big heart, a love for cosy afternoons, and plenty of tentacles to cuddle you with. If you’re patient, kind, and don’t mind a little saltwater, I’d love to get to know you.
Introduction:
So, I’m a newly-turned vampire who’s still figuring out the whole ‘smouldering and seductive’ thing, but I’m absolutely nailing the part where I make awkward growly noises and, um, accidentally threaten banshees. Looking for someone who doesn’t mind if I sneakily borrow t...
2024-10-01 02:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostHi there! I’m a half-Hippogriff girl with a passion for flying and a knack for making things slightly more awkward than necessary. I’ve just launched my very own airline (yes, I’m the entire airline), and I’m looking for someone who enjoys personal service, long fli...
2024-10-01 01:50:15 +0000 UTC View PostIntroduction:
Hi there! I know, I know… you’ve probably never had a tea chest write you a personal ad before, but here we are! I may not be your typical cryptid, but I’ve spent years quietly holding your tea (and sometimes biscuits), so I’ve developed a bit of a soft spot for h...
I’m the Jaeger-fixing gremlin (not the cute kind—well, maybe a little) who keeps the big robots running and their pilots slightly less likely to get themselves killed. If you're the type who enjoys late-night conversations, occasional affectionate sarcasm, and ...
2024-10-01 01:38:22 +0000 UTC View PostHi, I’m a dedicated snail girl just trying to make my way through office life (and the occasional prank war). I might leave a slime trail behind, but I promise my heart is in the right place! Looking for someone who sees more than just the shell and appreciates the sweet side of a hard...
2024-10-01 01:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostIntroduction:
Hey there! I’m your friendly neighbourhood Spider Girl—hyperactive, slightly awkward, but fiercely loyal. I just nailed an interview (with a little help from my bestie—hi, that could be you!) and now I’m ready to weave a new connection. If you can handle high-ener...
So, I may have forgotten to mention the small detail that I’ve got tentacles... but you’ve known this whole time, haven’t you? Now that I’ve come clean, how about we forget the awkwardness and get back to being the most charming pirate-Kraken couple on the
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2024-09-30 19:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I may have forgotten to mention the small detail that I’ve got tentacles... but you’ve known this whole time, haven’t you? Now that I’ve come clean, how about we forget the awkwardness and get back to being the most charming pirate-Kraken couple on the
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2024-09-30 19:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I say I was a Kraken girl? Oh, no, no, scratch that—I’m Cthulhu’s daughter, and the fish people are at your door. Don’t worry though, I’ve only got to decide between cuddling you or ending the world... No pressure, right?
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Event: So, I might’ve casually mentioned that I...
2024-09-30 19:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I say I was a Kraken girl? Oh, no, no, scratch that—I’m Cthulhu’s daughter, and the fish people are at your door. Don’t worry though, I’ve only got to decide between cuddling you or ending the world... No pressure, right?
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Event: So, I might’ve casually mentioned that I...
2024-09-30 18:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I’m hiding under a blanket on the beach. Yes, I’m a Kraken. And yes, it’s a mood. Now, how about a little validation while I untangle my insecurities?
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Event: So, I decided we should spend a relaxing day at the beach... except I forgot there'd be mermaids. And you know me, I...
2024-09-30 18:48:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, I’m hiding under a blanket on the beach. Yes, I’m a Kraken. And yes, it’s a mood. Now, how about a little validation while I untangle my insecurities?
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Event: So, I decided we should spend a relaxing day at the beach... except I forgot there'd be mermaids. And you know me, I...
2024-09-30 18:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, so you noticed your hoodie mysteriously reappeared? Don’t ask too many questions, love – let’s just say I used my “vampiric charm” to retrieve it... or maybe I threatened a banshee, but who’s counting?
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Event: You won’t believe it, but I’ve officially crossed over in...
2024-09-30 18:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, so you noticed your hoodie mysteriously reappeared? Don’t ask too many questions, love – let’s just say I used my “vampiric charm” to retrieve it... or maybe I threatened a banshee, but who’s counting?
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Event: You won’t believe it, but I’ve officially crossed over in...
2024-09-30 18:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Fancy a private flight on Hippogriff Airlines? I guarantee a very personal service—there’s only one seat, but don’t worry, the wingspan’s impressive, and the company’s… well, me!
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Event: Oh, you know, just a casual maiden flight on Hippogriff Airlines. One ...
2024-09-30 17:59:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Fancy a private flight on Hippogriff Airlines? I guarantee a very personal service—there’s only one seat, but don’t worry, the wingspan’s impressive, and the company’s… well, me!
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Event: Oh, you know, just a casual maiden flight on Hippogriff Airlines. One ...
2024-09-30 17:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I was your tea chest for three years... and I may have eaten a burglar, but I swear it was mostly instinct. Now I’m human, and honestly, I don’t know if I’m more upset about that or about no longer being able to store tea.
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Event: Well, I finally got caught. Afte...
2024-09-30 17:33:01 +0000 UTC View Post
