My Economy is Run on Hatred

Bada bing bada boom. There's video #2 for February.

This one was a lot of fun to actually play, despite how it might look. It also makes me look very bad at Civ 7. This is because I am very bad at Civ 7.

Hope you enjoy :)

Monthly Update (February)

What the hell is this then?

After a two month long sick period at the end of last year where I simply ceased to exist, I realised I'd love to be more transparent with you guys. Let people have a better idea of what I'm actually doing with my time back here.

With CNA still unreleased, i...

[Early Access] 5D Diplomacy.

It's finally here.

Took me a lot longer than I had originally thought to wrap this one up - but I guess I should expect that at this point. The extra animations slowed me down.

Still, I think it's come together very nicely and I hope you'll enjoy it.

I'll put out a formal update tomorrow to keep you...

[Preview] 5D Diplomacy Intro (oops)

Oops, i've done it again.

My plan was to have the 5D Diplomacy video done and dusted as my end-of-year capstone, but rather than do that I instead used all my time making this sick-ass intro.

Sadly the full video is now going to have to wait until January (I simply do not have time anymore ;-;). That said...

[Early Access] Gamblefisk

Thanks to my patented formula, I can now guarentee a 100% loss rate at the slots. You're move :)

This is video #2 for what was supposed to be a 4-video December. However, I may or may not have spent like a week and a half on the intro for 5D Diplomacy (that's next), so I'm pulling back to 3 videos. That fourth can wait ...

[Early Access] just one more lane...

Have you considered? Have you suffered?

I solved traffic.

Hope you enjoy. See you next week for 5D Diplomacy :)

(Make sure to check out the update post as well)

The 'Fun' Update. (And CNA)

Where I've Been.

Hello my friends. It's been a minute.

I had big plans for these last months of 2024, but things (as always) didn't turn out the way I'd expected.

Long story short, I was ill. I don't normally get sick, so actually being sick threw me for a loop. Had my first ...

[Early Access] 𝐎𝐢𝐥 𝐓𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫™

Bada bing, Bada boom. Told ya we'd have two videos this week :)

This one is a little bit...unusual, but given the contents I think you can forgive me. I'm still dumbfounded as to why and who and how.

If you guys do like this and want more, I might do more. If you stick around for that clip at the end, you'll see I...

CNA | FAQ

I've been meaning to do a little FAQ for the CNA video, since it seems people really really really want this video to be complete.

I will not be more than vague, because I have big plans for it - but I hope it will at least alleviate any concerns.

Is the CNA video real?

Yes.<...

[Early Access] CS2, but there's an Imposter...

Bingo.

This one took longer than expected, so you'll get another this week.

Enjoy ;)

[Early Access] Civ, but there's 90 Gorllion Barbarians

:)

I had fun.

That's video 2/3 for August.

See you guys on the weekend.

My Minecraft Bones Hurt

We're so back.

I briefly touched on it at the end here, but this was supposed to come out in July - until I got sick. So I'm about a month off my calendar but other than that we're good :)

Expect this to be 1/3 for August, maybe 1/4 :)

Enjoy, and I'll see ya next weekend

[Early Access] Realistic Monopoly

Bada bing bada boom.

The month of may is finally at an end, because this horrifying monstrosity is complete.

Honestly, really love how this video turned out. The board game looks amazing, was fun to play...once...and I think it was good i like it :)

That said, remind me never to go this crazy on me ...

[Patreon Exclusive] Mildly Drunk Mario Party

Finally - one of the two videos I wanted out in May is completely finished :)

This is a little (little meaning 48 minutes, apparently) exclusive video for just you guys to enjoy. This is partially because this is just a weird-ass mario party video that won't fly on the main channel, but also because - as explai...

[Live] The CK3 Murder Olympics

What's that? Another video in just a week? Crazy man. What happened to the real Valefisk.

Sadly this one had to go live so it there was no early preview as per usual, but I'm hoping the upcoming patreon exclusive video should make up for it a little bit :)

Unbelievable, but if you count that...

[Early Access] I Can't Believe it's Not CNA!

Yep. This is where my life has gone to over the past month or so. It's my longest ever video by a full fifteen minutes, and far more complicated than I thought it would be. Hell, just making the map alone before doing any animations took a full week ;-;

Tomorrow I'll do a slightly longer write-up r...

It is coming...

So, this weeks video was, unironically, going to be the long awaited Campaign for North Africa video.

As usual however, I (mildly) overestimated how much time it was going to take to complete. 

To put it into perspective, the script for this video is about five times longer than the script f...

[Early Access] Definitely not CURSED Intruder.

The brand new definitely unseen video is good to go, my friends.

Sorry for taking it down for a day there. That won't happen again.

[Early Access] Intruder, Anyone?

Here we are - another round of Intruder custom maps, only this time the things I have made have left deep scars in the minds of its players.

This video is a lot less...focused, than I would have liked. But I don't think it really takes away from the raw chaos of the game.

Enjoy :) And I'll see you next time for my...