GingerbreadPigge

This Month's Audio Links

I thought I had another day to this month, but unfortunately, you guys know the drill

For those leaving my patreon in April, here are where you can find the remaining audios for March

Will be posted some time over the next 3-4 days: htt...

Ramble Bramble #13

I promise I'm a better conversationalist than this

Also some checker print pants are cool, just don't make me wear them

Rise and Grind

Let me be your motivation~
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à la Kylie Jenner

That Parks & Rec quote about jogging is 1000% correct. Feel differently? Good for you (go fuck yourself):
2022-05-01 03:16:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Little Discipline

Someone's been acting up...
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I haven’t done an MDlb in a while, and someone mentioned it, so I figured it’s time. I usually sprinkle ddlg/mdlb in with a light hand because I know it’s one of those dynamics people either love or hate, but fuck it, full on mommydom in this on...

Where Are Moss and Roy

Took last week as my first Thursday off as part of the new schedule, but I will try my best to let you guys know in advance going forward.
Today's audio looks likely to be late as I've run into a storage issue that isn't letting me save my progress, so editing is at a standstill until I figure out what to do with my large...

Songfics

Since I still haven't mastered (or even grasped) how to satisfyingly poll for audio ideas, I wanted to try something a little different.

Once a month, I'll ask you guys for song recommendations, and once I have up to 7, I'll allow a generator to choose which one I'll base an audio on; these interpretations will obvious...

Top Drop

There's no shame in speaking up...
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This is actually one of last month's audios because I got hit with a cold (not covid) a few days ago, so the new schedule is off to a rocky start but ayy, part of the process
Sorry if I sound stuffy in parts, I had to rerecord several lines, ...

Leftovers

Somethings taste better the next day
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Sorry to all y'all who love LED strips

Best breakfast food, go:   2022-04-01 16:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Goobs

For those wishing to end your $15-$20 pledge, here's the 4th audio benefit link: https://soundgasm.net/u/Gingerbreadpigge/Right-Hand-Red

Expect this one to be out sometime Monday, schedule is a lil complicated at the moment<...

Here's a Thing

Been a rough ride trying to get the rest of March's audios out in time, but the good news is: they're coming

For those of you planning to end your subscription after this month, you can check out this link: https://soundgasm.net/u/gingerbreadp...

Blocked

I guess things have been building...
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Trip went longer than planned so it's been a flurry of work since I got back. Sorry for the lack of explanation, figured it was better to just keep my head down and get shit done than make my 50th "delayed" post

More in a bit

Te...

Everything Is Dandy

Tldl: You've undoubtedly noticed my schedule and audio output, SFW and NSFW alike, take a bit of a nosedive in terms of consistency. If you've been here since before I initiated the 1 audio a week schedule, you'll likely remember how irregular my uploads were; I had hoped that changing posts to set days would help with that, ...

Hi Ho Dumb

You know how I knew it was Friday and not Thursday? Cuz I very nearly missed my doctor's appointment.
This unfortunately kicks the next couple days out of whack in some major ways, so you're looking at 2 audios for next week: hold me to it, body slam me if I fuck it up (you can manage, I'm relatively light)

This re...

Ramble Bramble #12

That kid on the playground that pretended to be a dog and cried when you didn't play along grew into a middle schooler and *they* recorded this ramble

There really weren't any bloopers from my recording this month past saying every line 10 times, cursing at myself, and then talking about the movie Old, but I accidenta...

Hard Knocks

I'm normally not this petty...
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The extra time the previous audio took inevitably pushed this back, sorry about that! i had planned for it to come out yesterday morning, but the headboard sounds were a nightmare on my editing software and kept making it crash. Hopefully it doesn't sound o...

Rebound

I think we both need to reconsider this...
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Later than promised because I got a quarter through recording what ended up being 5 hour file and realized the original script was atrociously similar to Beer Goggles and had to redo at least half of it in order to create some narrative ...

Heyo

My schedule got tweaked a bit this week, so the next audio will be coming out Sat/Sun, but then we should be back to normal. Thanks for the patience! There's a new poll up for those of you in the voting tiers, so check that out if you want to pitch in!

Pick A Vibe

What would you prefer fo the next audio? 

Provocative

What do you mean, "out of line"?
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I went "you dumb idiot, you forgot to make this one available for Friday again" and then got smacked in the jaw with the realization that I had saved it as a draft and never published it in the first place, as is my professional tendency
This month ...

Reconnect

I'm so glad you reached out...
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I'm operating on the assumption y'all enjoy the occasional sprinkling of elderly gremlin in your erotica

Gimme yer thoughts:
2022-02-03 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Jan Bloopers

I want a cream puff

Ramble Bramble #11

This one's real good if you have an aneurysm kink

Something I forgot to mention: I was pleasantly surprised at the positive reception of Soft Dom. I'm thankful so many of you gave it a chance, and glad that it resonated as well as it did! Thankyew!

Fluffer

Needs a woman's touch
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It was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYyu-KqaqRs

Any tips you want to share: 2022-01-27 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Busted

Of all the nights, right?
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Edited the tail end of this in a dryer-fresh comforter with an apple tea and I think that's nice

Feedback warms the heart/hands/feet: 2022-01-21 05:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Tip The Scales

There are monsters on all sides...
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This one slowed my software WAY the fuck down so getting it out took some toenails but here you go~

#Poorlyarticulatedpostionchanges is too lengthy for the tagging system
I struggled to keep the sound mixing decent, and I don't THINK it ...

Soft Dom

You have no reason to apologize
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Title isn't necessarily accurate, but I couldn't help myself

Hope the tags don't scare anyone away~ Happy Thursday, I'm SLEEPY

For those so inclined:  2022-01-07 05:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Bang Bang Boom

With all the travel, holidays, and tech issues on top of the fatigue, getting the last two audios out before midnight has just become unrealistic. With still feeling sunder the weather I've definitely overbooked myself, and I'm sorry for the wait. 2022-01-01 02:32:47 +0000 UTC View Post

AMA Nummer ll

It's out and it's way longer than necessary~

Thank you bunches for all of your questions! i hope I was able to answer them concisely enough to warrant asking that at all
I love talking with/to/at you guys, and always like knowing what's going on in your heads, so getting asked about steak/game/cryptid preferences is...

Pine(terest)

Look who just put himself on the naughty list~
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Welp, my mask was cute but insufficient because there's a good chance I caught that bastard Omicron
I'm doing mostly fine, but it is definitely slowing me down; I spent the past few days feeling fatigued and woefully neg...

Ho Ho How's it goin

I just got off A *VERY* delayed flight and am going to try to make the most of the day so I can get y'all your holiday audios on time! Hope you're all having a yummy, cozy day!!