Hi guys, going with an early Patreon release for this one, it'll be on Youtube later tonight. Just a quick video going through:
1. Things I missed from the Midsommar Complete Guide
2. Things I got wrong during the Midsommar Complete Guide
3. Diving deeper on remaining mysteries (What's going on with Inga/Who kill...
Very quick no-effort video because I wanted to ramble about Severance. There will be a lot of word stumbling and 'errs' because I didn't want to spend more than a few minutes editing it.
This may be a really dumb theory, I may be on the right track, but I upload it here for your scrutiny. Please be careful about postin...
Here we are finally! Thank you so much for your patience. I'm sorry this conclusion is a bit lacking, I'm not super happy with it and I've done two editing passes to try and save it, but I don't know. Hopefully it's not too bad once I get into my stride with it.
I'm trying to think of a way we could crowd source planni...
Just to let you know that this week I'm working on a Midsommar Youtube/Patreon video and also finishing off True Detective S01 for Patreon. After that I'll be getting started on planning out Beau properly and working on whatever the below poll decides for Patreon content.
I'm not abandoning our normal method of suggest...
Something a few of you requested, something a little bit different. I get this won't be for everyone but we've been doing a lot of religion and mythology and I'm aware some of you aren't interested in Beau OR Nosferatu. So hopefully this is something outside of those interests that gives us chance to talk about stuff we usual...
2025-01-22 21:37:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Please take this with a pinch of salt, I'm doing an immediate reaction to the film after getting home. There are jokes that are probably in bad taste, colourful language and criticism - but I absolutely loved the film and one day later I can already feel that criticism fading away in favour of all the good.
It was tric...
Hi guys, here's my responses to your questions from the AMA post. Thank you so much for taking part! Hopefully the new microphone doesn't sound like deep fried death this time round and I've got that sorted.
In other news I went and saw Nosferatu yesterday (loved it), so I recorded an immediate post cinema reaction vi...
Hi guys, from my perspective I haven't actually talked to you about a film in several months. Which isn't great for a Patreon that is allegedly about checks notes talking about films. So I'm going to watch the Substance over the next day or so and film a response to that. I think I'm going to see Nosferatu on Th...
2025-01-13 19:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post1. Nosferatu 2. Suspiria 3. Eyes Wide Shut 4. Heretic
The Shining actually scored higher than Heretic but there was a lot of crossover with the Kubrick votes and I'd rather have more balanced options for people to choose from. Also I think if I put two Kubrick films in there it's essentially just splitting the Kubrick ...
Hi guys, hope you're all having a wonderful start to the New Year. It's time to vote for what film gets a Complete Guide after Beau is Afraid. What I'm looking for is four nominations that I'll then put into a poll on Youtube. But I'm giving you the first nomination - Nosferatu, whi...
2025-01-06 20:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Discussing how the Witch video went, what's coming next, and very briefly touching on some recently released media like Arcane S2 and Penguin.
I hope you're all having a great start to your new year!
Just a silly little video, no hatred intended! Blowing off a little bit of steam after all the seriousness. There is a fair bit of swearing involved so careful who you play it around, I don't want to ruin anyone's Christmas.
And on that note, I hope you have an absolutely wonderful holiday. I'll be finishing off True ...
Ladies and gentlemen here we are! As always I have to warn you that uncensored really does mean uncensored, be careful who you watch this around, there's going to be a lot of nudity.
Another disclaimer, Section One is concerned with the evolution of the satanic witch, it is essentially a history documentary. You do no...
See title, get hype, submit to Black Phillip.
2024-12-19 17:16:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick update, everything is ready to post on Youtube, video has been uploaded to Patreon, but I've been waiting for it to process for about 12 hours.
Hopefully that completes before 6:30pm GMT tonight (It's currently 4:30pm) and I can click post. If not, I will probably leave it until tomorrow, which I'm not thrilled ...
Please base your answer on what you deem to be most 'clickable'. I'm leaning number three but wanted to hear what you guys thought!
2024-12-17 16:39:33 +0000 UTC View PostLadies and gentleman we have roughly five and a half hours fully complete and I'm onto the home stretch. Even though we're not quite done the amount of Patreon specific content in this one already surpasses the Midsommar video. Mainly because the history of witches is really quite vulgar, but also because there's a lot of stu...
2024-12-10 18:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostScript Editing is done! Voiceover is done! Audio Editing is done! The first 30 minutes is fully done and I'm now on to the homeward stretch of editing the remaining 6/7 hours of visuals.
Really sorry I haven't got any Patreon stuff up in the last week or so, and other channel videos I had planned. I think I work bette...
Got it down to 96k words. Much less waffle. We move.
2024-11-14 00:39:09 +0000 UTC View Post
A bit of a shorter episode this time, I did record more but I deleted a 20 minute section because I went a bit spicy with some criticism of a certain website.
I'm not 100% when I'll be able to get the next/last one of these up just because I am now starting on actually putting together The VVitch video, but I'll try ...
You might be interested in the opening to this video. Very excited to announce Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries is helping us out with The Complete Guide to the Witch! In the meantime you can check out their most recent video for some teasers and general matchlock musket history! It...
2024-10-30 16:52:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"To realise that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream. A dream that you had inside a locked room. A dream about you being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it."
2024-10-21 13:50:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little podcasty ramble/reaction to all your wonderful movie suggestions.
Thank you all for voting, True Detective Season 1 was the clear winner. As I say in the video I'm going to approach this one slightly differently to Longlegs/Suspiria but hopefully in a way that makes it more informative.
Super exc...
Hi guys, I recorded this while I was sick, I'm not even sure it's coherent and I probably sound disgusting, but for those of you that:
a) have seen Azrael
b) did not care for it
c) would like that opinion to be further confirmed by a third party
....then this video exists. To be fair to the film, it's not...
Hi guys, sorry I haven't posted in a week, I was more ill than I thought I was! I do have a quick reaction video to Azrael coming later this evening (spoiler alert: I didn't really care for it), but for now...
Please use the comments below this post to vote for what film you'd like us to look at next. This wil...
Thanks so much for recommending Suspiria, aside from a few minor complaints I really enjoyed it. I should point out that there's a lot of nudity and gruesome imagery in this video, please be aware it's probably not one to watch at work/around the family/while you're eating.
As with The Longlegs video, p...
Thank you all so much for voting on the next thing we cover here. This will likely be in a similar format to how we recently looked at 'Longlegs'. I just put together this little video in response to your voting and to have a ramble about Blood Meridian. It’s just an unscripted podcasty thing but my head is so full of Blood...
2024-09-21 17:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so I am taking a few days away for a friends wedding. Please comment here (and upvote comments you like) with what film you would like us to go through when I get back. I'm hoping for something weird but I'm up for anything.
I think we'll do it like the Longlegs video where I do it unscripted and just kind of fli...
In this video someone who is very enthusiastic about Arcane while knowing nothing about the lore breaks down the Season Two trailer. I'm not sure if this video is useful to anybody but I did it anyway because I am extremely excited.
Hi guys, just a quick update on a few things:
1. You may recognise this musket. You may even recognise those hands. Very happy to say I've got an awesome collaboration lined up for The VVitch, with an academic and YT creator that I deeply respect. I'll let you guess in the comments but I'm pretty sure it'll be obvious....
