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Second guessing

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If you, like me, sometimes second guess yourself, this comic is for you.

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Fixated on the praying mantis

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A couple weeks ago, my wife caught a praying mantis in our back yard and she's been bringing her in to our classroom. Her second graders love the praying mantis (it's become a class pet) and she recently laid an egg, which they they think is really cool. My wife brings her home every night and our cats recently discovered the...

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An oldie for Caturday

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I've been feeling under the weather for the past few days. BUT I'm feeling better and my energy starting to come back. New comics coming soon.

This one is from 2016. You might've seen it before - and if not, it's like a new comic! It's based on my old tabby cat, Simon, who loved to mess with the toilet paper.

Hop...

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My wife as Beaker (and other Halloween things)

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Here's my wife in her Beaker Halloween costume. (I'm definitely borrowing this costume next year.)

My 7-month old Tuxie is getting bigger and causing more destruction. On Halloween night, around midnight, I heard a huge ruckus and when I went downstairs I saw him pouncing in an empty box and messing with the packing pa...

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New comic: Singing the Blues

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That's my tuxie getting into the song.

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Happy Halloween!

Hope you have a great day. This costume came with an inflatable electric guitar, but I lost it. 🎸

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Cat of the Month Club

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Our October shipment finally arrived. In these crazy times, I recommend joining Cat of the Month Club.

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New comic: Halloween costume

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It's the most realistic Halloween costume ever.

Are you planning on wearing a costume on Halloween? I'm not sure. I might head over to Spirit Halloween tomorrow and grab something. We'll see.

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New comic: Venting about the human

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I do this sometimes. Anyone else? Am I the only jerk?

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Contest Winner

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The answer is C! Congratulations to these 17 people who guessed correctly:

  • Heather Rayle

  • Kirby G Miller

  • Jeanette Leone

  • Andi Bauer

  • Nancy DeStadio (r...

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New comic: Scary costume

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The office is open, too. Even scarier!

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Contest: Guess the inside of the greeting card!

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This is a new greeting card with Oatmeal Studios, which will be released next June.

CONTEST: What's on the inside of the card?

A. The green balloon man and his dad are hugging. Dad says, "Just be careful with scalpels." (Greeting below: "Hope you get what you want on your birthday.") View Post

Chill time

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Two of the three black pets are hanging with me on the couch. And Piper's collar tag still suits her perfectly 😈

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New comic: New drink

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Lately, my six-month-old tuxie has been jumping up on shelves, cabinets, etc and knocking things down. He's really stepped up his game in messing with things.

Contest coming this week! (I have more greeting cards to give away.)

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New comic: Not the Great Pumpkin

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He thinks he's great.

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New reel: Ticking sound

Inspired by my old cat, Max. He was always innovating

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Dolly Parton is okay! (Phew!)

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Did you hear the rumors yesterday about Dolly Patron having serious health problems? Her sister made it sound like she was on her deathbed. But earlier today Dolly posted this video and turns out she's fine. I was happy to see t...

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Tight squeeze

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We've reached maximum capacity for the printer box.

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New comic: Scariest

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My 12-year-old son is planning his Halloween costume. He wants to be video game character named Master Kohga. (I had no idea who he was and had to Google it.) Last year, he wore an inflatable T-Rex costume. I...

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New comic: Seminar

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My cat is on the lecture circuit, sharing best practices. Sometimes it takes a hundred meows. Sometimes it takes 200. It's a numbers game.

And I admit, I'm an easy mark.

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New reel: Birthday party meeting

Jake the cake will have to wait

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Contest Winners

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The dad’s name is Harold! Congratulations to these 17 people who guessed correctly:

  • Lauren

  • Kimberly Beckham

  • Wendy S. Katz

  • Lee

  • Sarah Glesmann

  • ...

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New comic: Down at the Pet Pub

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At least you can catch the ball.

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Printer Cats

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Now I have two Printer Cats.

And how about those whiskers on Freddie? He looks like a cleaner shrimp.

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Contest: What's the dad's name?

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This cartoon is from several years ago. When I sketched it, I had the mom bear saying the dad's name instead of "honey." What name did I use in the sketch?

A. Harold

B. Norman

C. Jason

Post your guess--A, B, or C--in the comment section by Wednesday, September 24 at 7:00PM (PST). The w...

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New comic: Print job

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Spoiler alert: he'll forget.

Have a great weekend - a contest is coming next week!

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Spooky Season

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He's okay with this bandana, even though there's a cat on it

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New comic: Misunderstanding

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Well, that's disappointing, but he does look sharp. This is based on my dog, Dobby. He wears bandanas and one of them is purple.

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Printer Cat

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I have a Printer Cat. Printer Cats bat at the paper while it comes out of the printer. Printer Cats think of this as "quality control." My Printer Cat is waiting for her next job.

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New comic: Almost there!

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It's been a week, but let's end it on a high note and root for Eddie. He can do it! (He might need to sniff some nip first.)

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