Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent.
2024-06-06 10:58:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.
Linkdump: 2024.06.05: Tucker Did It – Morning Somewhere
2024-06-05 10:49:28 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix.
Linkdump: 2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind – Morning Somewh...
2024-06-04 10:47:19 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime.
Linkdump: 2024.06.03: Crime Time – Morning Somewhere
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2024-06-03 11:06:28 +0000 UTC
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Ashley and Burns answer your questions as submitted!
Music is Pesticides by Moselle
https://open.spotify.com/track/4aKkU38qgSKSxpSW3Cuzdi?si=5ff3b5533c2e4651
2024-06-02 15:36:53 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships.
Q&A this weekend! Check out the post on the main page to submit questions.
Linkdump: 2024-05-31 11:06:06 +0000 UTC
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We return again, for the first time*, for the last time* to answer the queriest of questions. What mysteries of the world can we unravel for you? Look for the answers this weekend, exclusively for our Tier 2 and Tier 3 patrons.
*not accurate or financial advice
2024-05-30 18:37:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys.
Linkdump: 2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems – Morning Somewhere
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2024-05-30 10:54:32 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague.
Linkdump: 2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost – Morning Somewhere
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2024-05-29 11:36:31 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism.
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Linkdump: 2024-05-28 10:54:21 +0000 UTC
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Good morning! We've got an update on our Co-founders Club challenge coins to share.
The coins are headed our way and then we will send them on to our co-founding patrons. We really appreciate all the support you've thrown our way as we've launched this Patreon, and we'd like to make an additional gesture of thanks by co...
2024-05-27 15:27:59 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere.
Linkdump: 2024.05.27: Dogs on a Plane – Morning Somewhere
2024-05-27 10:57:27 +0000 UTC
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Bonus Patreon content! Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Furiosa movie. We don't really talk spoilers until the 18 minute mark. So, even if you haven't seen it there is something here for you to enjoy.
Full Spoilers Within For:
Furiosa
Mad Max: Fury Road
2024-05-26 17:14:51 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week.
Linkdump: 2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended – Morning Somewhere
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2024-05-24 11:25:27 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out.
Linkdump: 2024.05.23: That’s Mister Soleil To...
2024-05-23 10:52:16 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton.
Linkdump: 2024.05.22: Creative Title – Morning Somewhere
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00:00 Good Morning
2024-05-22 11:07:27 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time.
Linkdump: 2024.05.21: Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era – Morning S...
2024-05-21 10:57:12 +0000 UTC
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Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news.
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2024-05-20 11:18:56 +0000 UTC
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2024-05-19 20:08:48 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week.
Linkdump: 2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside – Morning Somewhere...
2024-05-17 11:04:56 +0000 UTC
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Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.
Linkdump: 2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode – Morning Somewh...
2024-05-16 10:57:53 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.
Linkdump: 2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins...
2024-05-15 11:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes.
Linkdump: 2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble – Morning Somewhere
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2024-05-14 11:28:46 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot.
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00:00 Good Morning
01:20 Territorial About the Sky
05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi
09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas
13:25 Escape From N...
2024-05-13 11:03:07 +0000 UTC
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Play your copy of Restoration and follow along with Burnie as he reveals some of his motiviations for some of the moments in the Red vs Blue series finale and stories from the twenty-one year run.
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RVB Restoration
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2024-05-12 18:50:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories.
2024-05-10 11:17:41 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX.
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2024-05-09 11:14:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses.
2024-05-08 11:33:00 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys.
Timestamps
00:00 Good Morning
00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration
08:40 The Boys
12:45 The Walking Dead
15:10 Furiosa
18:05 Superman First Look
2024-05-07 10:58:10 +0000 UTC
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food.
00:00 Good Morning
00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster
07:20 The Fall Guy
09:45 Diss Tracks
11:35 Snakes in Pants
14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Plane...
2024-05-06 11:06:37 +0000 UTC
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