April 18, 2013: Mii so horny
by Diamond Feit
Nintendo has come up with a lot of winning ideas in the 21st century, but I consider Miis one of the company’s most underappreciated. Long after the Wii U ran out of interesting software, I still switched mine on to check on my Mi...
2023-04-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Following hot on the heels of Episode 523, it's the second part of our discussion of Super Metroid's design and structure, and how those elements have become baked into the medium. Now, some of this conversation is a reprise of the previous episode, but that is as it should be. In true Metroidvania fashion, Stuart an...
2023-04-21 10:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Mama mia! The Super Mario Bros. Movie is here, and currently dominating the box office with the biggest global opening weekend ever for an animated film. It's clearly won the popular vote at this point, but is the first new Mario movie in 30 years worth its weight in box office gold? On this episode of Retronauts, join 2023-04-17 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
April, 2003: All ninjas are bad-ass
by Diamond Feit
Has any Japanese cultural export ...
2023-04-16 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Stuart Gipp derp de derp! A derp de derp, a teedly tum! That’s right – it’s time for Retronauts to get stuck into Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s controversial cartoon and the surprising number of games spawned from it. Now more than a quarter-century old, it’s quite remarkable that South Park’s cultural cac...
2023-04-10 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
April 9, 2013: Juan 3:16 says ¡Que acabo de patear tu trasero!
by Diamond Feit
Few w...
2023-04-09 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It took 30 years, but at long last we finally have another Mario movie. And while Illumination's take on this beloved Nintendo property doesn't stray far the the source material, the last 40 years' worth of adaptations weren't so lucky. Between the East and the West, there's more of these than you'd think, and the recen...
2023-04-07 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
As the NES gained popularity, so too did the Nintendo-themed Worlds of Power books written by the entity named "F.X. Nine." Kids rejoiced. Parents, not so much. Adults who already had Nintendo coming out of their ears could do without seeing Mario at Ye Olde Scholastic Bookfairs, but one fact remains undeniable: Even...
2023-04-03 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
April 1993: Welcome to the jam
by Diamond Feit
Amongst video game fans, sports occupy...
2023-04-02 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You asked for it. You did! You actually asked for me! A fair few people did, anyway. “When are you going to do that Sonic deep dive you promised, Stu?” I’d hear. I heard it at least twice, I swear. And here it is, I’ve done it. And you’re not ready. I promise you have no idea just...
2023-03-27 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, acolytes! Diamond Feit here with the latest episode of our community podcast just for you. Please enjoy myself and Stuart Gipp sharing our pre-release thoughts of the Resident ...
2023-03-26 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
WHAT: An encore performance of our History of Food Mascot Games panel (previously seen at Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2022)
WHERE: Panels & Presentations Room (201DE) at the 2023-03-24 23:15:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine my surprise to realize that, despite all the many conversations we've had about the Metroid series and the metroidvania format, we've never had a full-on dedicated Super Metroid episode. So, here we go: An episode dedicated specifically to the game, vis-a-vis the ways its design, mechanics, and narra...
2023-03-24 13:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
After an uneven 2000s, the Kirby series found itself in a real sweet spot during the following decade. Yes, the 2010s signaled a brand new era of Kirby, one that saw HAL returning to their beloved brand to be more hands-on at a time when the wildly popular New Super Mario Bros. made 2D platforming cool again. On this episode ...
2023-03-20 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
March 1983: These pipes…are clean!
by Diamond Feit
Allow me to make an observation ...
2023-03-19 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, programs! Diamond here. After correcting a recent snafu that saw a paying member of our Patreon lose their access to the Retronauts Discord, I discovered that my own access was in a nebulous state. Turns out my accounts were NOT properly connected, and correcting that problem gave me access to even...
2023-03-14 23:16:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Our gradual journey through the masterpiece catalogue of Taito continues this episode, which I expected to be the final part of this series going into it. Not unlike how I expected Pts. II and III to also be the final parts. It's just, well, all those masterpieces in that catalog, you know? So many. And we have so mu...
2023-03-13 11:29:47 +0000 UTC View Post
March 9, 2013: Unsung indies flock/To the ancient capital/As plum blossoms bloom
by Diamond Feit
After the release of Ocarina of Time, Nintendo's Eiji Aonuma was given a seemingly impossible task: to deliver a sequel to this once-in-a-generation game in only one year. Well, it took a touch longer than that, but the result was Majora's Mask, a game that broke most of the established Zelda rules over its knee—and one tha...
2023-03-10 08:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When we said "To Be Continued" as we wrapped our first podcast about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, we meant it! Especially since we spoke for nearly two hours and had to stop before we coul...
2023-03-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
February 27, 1998: Stranger danger
by Diamond Feit
What was it about the late 90s tha...
2023-03-05 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks,
Bob here with a quick announcement. I'm happy to say that after years of work, my Boss Fight Books volume on Day of the Tentacle is now available for pre-order in both physical and e-book versions via 2023-02-28 17:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Even if we humans should truly orchestrate our own total demise by turning the rains into acid and the soil into toxic sludge, alien archeologists will dig up millions upon millions of Nokia feature phones that won't have a scratch on them. Feature phones (also known as flip phones and, best of all, "dumb phones") began mobil...
2023-02-27 12:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Back by popular demand, here is our second-ever This Month in Retronauts community podcast! In between reading your comments and replies to last month's audience question, Diamond and Stuart discuss their PlatinumGames feelings, review the Nintendo Direct announcements, and just hang out for about 90 minutes....
2023-02-26 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello and Happy Friday to you. (I don't think the international date line has flipped to Saturday yet, so I should be safe with this well-wishing.) This week's patron-exclusive episode takes the form of one of those free-form episodes with a premise crafted to spark conversation that will naturally lead to discussion...
2023-02-24 13:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1988, as the Star Wars fields lay fallow, George Lucas gave us a fantasy epic he assured us he'd been dreaming up for years: Willow. This tale of magic and mystery spun the story of a humble hobb—er, Nelwyn—and his incredible journey to deliver a thing to a place in the manner of J.R.R. Tolkien. Needless to sa...
2023-02-20 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
February 19, 2013: Revengeance is a dish that is best served cold
by Diamond Feit
I h...
2023-02-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah, it never fails. You put together a single, compact outline about a topic in order to create a single, compact episode about said topic. Then you call in a bunch of people who are very passionate about that topic and HEY! Suddenly everything spirals out of control and you're looking down the barrel of a multi-part discussi...
2023-02-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
February 1983: RUN, COWARD!
by Diamond Feit
Everyone loves a good villain. That sound...
2023-02-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
As live-action video game movies began their slow rollout in the early '90s, Mortal Kombat arrived last—but with the hindsight of how its predecessors had failed. And though it lacked the outright gore of its video game source material, this adaptation managed to stay faithful to everything else that made the fight...
2023-02-10 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
