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HELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build 0.48
Hello everyone! Welcome to 2026! Through some kind of cold-weather induced frenzy, I was able to avoid the usual slowness of December and get a fuck ton of stuff done. I've got a big Reballance and Big Fix update for you all. Big changes. Let's get into it.
The biggest change is that I've got going is that defeating a b...
2026-01-02 01:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostHELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
HEY EVERYONE! Yeah, so you might have noticed that I posted a new build only 2 little days ago. And yet here we are with an even newer one. The last build had a fatal bug caused by me including "Downtime" in a card set instead of "Down Time", the actual name of the card. So this should fix the lockup that happens 33% of the t...
2025-12-03 01:24:50 +0000 UTC View PostHELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
it's Build Day! We've got a WHOLE ASS NEW STAGE this time! After defeating the Snake Boss in the Sauna stage, you'll go to the Lounge! We don't have a new boss for this stage yet, but i've got art, both concept and pixel, for a very cute Dullahan babe who i'll be adding soon. We also have a new enemy: the Findom. This is the ...
2025-12-01 00:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostSending these stickers and art print out next month :D
Check it outtttttt!!! I'm super happy with how these turned out and they look even better in person I think :D Soooo if you want to get them next month you can sign up for Courtier tier for the stickers (the two on the right) or Hell Queen tier for all three!!!!
Also, monthly game update coming soon and wallpaper and a...
2025-11-27 06:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostHELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
New build! Got bug fixes and balance changes this time :D There have been some reports of the game locking or crashing at specific moments. On defeating a monster, or on playing "Ponder", for example. I THINK that this bug was being caused by the game attempting to draw the card "Insult to Injury" to the players hand. I've fi...
2025-11-04 00:56:23 +0000 UTC View PostOctober wallpaper pack :D
Three wallpapers this month! Two creepy cute ghosts and one of Forcier and Decima :D
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ghosts_2_wallpaper
Forcier_Decima_wallpaper
:O :D
2025-10-30 18:46:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Art pack update!!
Ok so a biiiiiit late, but we have a whole list of new card art for Hell Queen in this update!
Check it out:
another_round
breeding_press
coin_trick
witches_kiss
vers_aura
grovel
extended_foreplay
cree...
2025-10-30 18:37:56 +0000 UTC View Post
HELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
Hello everyone! New build time! Gonna keep this short cause im super sleepy. New System: Card Summons! This is the first part of what will be the progression system. Kat, and the other, future, playable characters, will have "character cards" associated with them that they can unlock and play with. You don't know this, but yo...
2025-10-01 05:12:56 +0000 UTC View PostSending out these stickers and art print next month!
Cool bug, extra cool Decima, aaaand Joi reference sheet art print. :D You can get all three if you sign up to our Hell Queen tier by Tuesday! Or our awesome Courtier tier for just the stickers :D
2025-09-29 03:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostWallpaper pack
Heyyyyy we have a couple new wallpapers for ya this month! Sexy Calico in the tunnels and Magdalena being her usual dramatic self haha so yeah check them out :D

Also I will upload some new lewd art from Hell Queen ...
2025-09-29 03:38:56 +0000 UTC View PostHELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
Hello everyone! Time for a new HQRM build!
Here's what we've got this month. First of all, there are four new cards, each of which (except for one) make use of a Fancy New UI element I've created. This element is a popup which can list cards for selection from Any Source. Previously, I've had the ability to allow cards ...
2025-09-03 18:28:13 +0000 UTC View PostFirst wallpaper pack!
Heyyyyyyy!
We've got some art from Hardcoded in this one, and we added a few wallpapers from HC's desktop in here too! Those ones are tiling wallpapers so just make sure to change it to tile in background settings otherwise it will not look as cool lol So yeah check them out!!! :D
I'll be adding one or two wallpa...
2025-09-01 19:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostSending out this Cadence print and stickers next month!
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2025-08-25 19:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostTier Reward Updates!! And new tier!
Hey everyone! We've updated our rewards for tiers:
Your name in the credits for Hell Queen at 5 dollars and up (we're gonna put the credits somewhere in the tavern :))
Monthly digital wallpapers for 10 dollars and up! These will include art from both Hardcoded and Hell Queen. I'll post a little st...
2025-08-25 19:02:29 +0000 UTC View Post
HELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
Hello everyone! Time for a new HQRM build!
Here's what we've added:
The new area of the tavern from last month is now Covered with Lovingly Laid Pixels! A whole, hand-pixeled interior, with cute little paintings on the wall, and a bookcase with moving doors! I got really engrossed in detailing this thing, im not gon...
HELL QUEEN, RECEIVE ME patreon build
Hello everyone! New HQRM build just dropped! Let's go over what we added.
First, a new card has been added called Heartfelt Serenade. Last months new card, Coin Trick, is turning out to be really neat. This one, I'm not so sure about. Consider this a test of potential for this mechanic. Heartfelt Serenade is a lot like ...
2025-07-01 21:41:02 +0000 UTC View PostHELL QUEEN RECEIVE ME patreon build
Hello everyone! It's update time! BUT FIRST A ANNOYING ANNOUNCEMENT: I had to change the name of the game. Someone else was using a name that was pretty much identical to mine. From Henceforth, the card game will be known as HELL QUEEN RECEIVE ME. Allcaps optional. OK, anyway. Here's what we've got this month.
First we ...
2025-06-01 23:34:40 +0000 UTC View PostSending out these stickers next month! :D
Bounds Mags and Crying Piss Bitch! :O :) Sign ur asses up to sticker tier BEFORE JUNE 1ST if you wanna get these!!
We send stickers out every single month to our Courtier tier so sign up to get more like these plus other unique and weird and lewd stickers lol :D
Also massive thanks to those already in Courtier tie...
2025-05-27 00:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostContent Poll!!!
Hey everyone!! I hope this email finds you well!!! I'm doing a HARDCODED content poll, but first, a small update on the past month. First, I didn't update the Card Game last month because a bunch of various shit hit the fan when I needed to be working. I got mega food poisoning and the car blew up and also just new roomies mo...
2025-05-19 19:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostHARDCODED update 1.08
Hey everyone! The Release Version of HARDCODED has been updated to 1.08 on Steam and Itch. I finally pushed some stuff I've been working and its totally up! It took a while but I added content based on that last poll! It's a new super cute Calico miniscene that I really wanna spoil but I wont. It has 3 new sexy arts, though :...
2025-04-17 04:59:25 +0000 UTC View Postthe Succubabe's Bathhouse Patreon Build
I'm posting the Monthly Build a few days early in case, like last month, busted stuff reveals itself in the coming days. One of the biggest changes in this update is somehow kinda small. A card called Vers Aura has been added to most card sets. It's a little 2 cost that I'm hoping will break up the sort of homogeneity of many...
2025-03-28 19:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostArt pack update!
We added art from Succubabe's Bathhouse into the pack, including 25 card arts! Also a new Hardcoded dialogue still (calico_hc_double_dildo1)
We'll be updating it regularly with new stuff! :D
2025-03-18 19:10:10 +0000 UTC View PostBuild Revision 2
Ok I uploaded another revision!!!! This will not be typical, going foreward, fyi. We just had a ton of structural changes with this version so the bugs were crazy. ANYWAY. Now Insult to Injury should be working! Bite lip should have the correct art! And the play area UI element has been slightly fixed! It now shows up at the ...
2025-03-05 21:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostBuild Revision
That last build was even more of a mess than I was expecting. Im headed to bed, but I just uploaded a new one with some of the issues fixed. Its now running on an even more Untested New System, so I'm sure it has a fuck ton of bugs, too. But yeah! I'll fix them soon!
the Succubabe's Bathhouse build3
Hello everyone! I just uploaded a new the Succubabe's Bathhouse build! There are some decently big changes to this one, although many of them are Behind the Scenes. We have a new way of storing card functions that uses per-card scripts instead of a really weird dictionary format I was using before. Now we'll be able to make m...
2025-03-04 23:44:37 +0000 UTC View Postthe Succubabe's Bathhouse update
Ok, I just uploaded a tiny update to the Succubabe's bathhouse that fixes the bug where your deck doesn't clear when you restart. It was the most Gamebreaking bug by far, so I'm doing an update early :D Here are the full notes:
Fixed the bug where the deck doesn't reset when you start a run.
Added...
2025-02-12 01:06:56 +0000 UTC View Post
the Succubabe's Bathhouse Patreon Build
It's fucking here!! Build 1!! This is ultra-WIP and is missing a ton of stuff. Porn, notably. And it's extremely unbalanced. But also there's no tutorial, so here's a brief overview of how it's supposed to work:
You start in the tavern area. Pan the camera like in hardcoded (needs refinement, might be a weird speed,) a...
2025-02-08 08:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostThis Week
I'm working on getting the Patreon Preview of the Succubabe's Bathhouse out by the end of the week! And it's looking pretty good so far! It's got a lot of stuff that I'm hype to show off, and although there's still a ton missing, I'm hoping it'll convey the games potential to you all :D The other thing I'm working on is a Cal...
2025-02-04 09:22:25 +0000 UTC View Post






