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Can Dogs Be Left or Right Handed?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

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Hypotheticals for ep.95!

Back to good ol' hypotheticals this week

Option A

If you were a farmer, and you learned the all animals were plotting against you, how would you gain their trust? Which animals would you appeal to first?

Option B

How would you react if you found out that you have a sib...

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What should be the goal of humanity?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals / Philosophicals for ep.94

Thought I'd introduce some philosophy as well as theoretical stuff this time around, let's see what you think!

Option A

What should be the goal of humanity?

Option B

Where does your self-worth come from?

Option C

Does a person’s name infl...

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The Monster Inside Us!

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.93!

Option A

You have been turned into a non-electric inanimate object by a witch’s spell. If you needed a hundred people to touch you to break the spell, what would you be?

Option B

You have gone missing and now your family and friends realize that you have joined a cult. Wha...

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This is why we're terrible people

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.92!

Alright, you know the drill - time to pick!

Option A

Earth has been taken over by aliens, and humans have been put in zoos. How would you like your zoo enclosure to look?

Option B

Which major corporation would you choose to run if you were CEO for a year and what chang...

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That One Time We Were Warlords!

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.91!

Ready to get the brain juices, juicing?

Option A

If one of your eyes was out of the socket but still fully functional, and it was facing your other eye, what would you see?

Option B

What If You Woke Up One Morning In Another Country Surrounded By People Who Spoke No En...

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Would YOU want a Cock Clocker?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.90!

Back to it! Let's GO GAMERS

Option A

If when you die, someone takes the VR headset off of your head and asks you how the virtual life was, what’s the first thing you say?

Option B

If you could pick a topic to have an in-depth documentary made, what topic would you pi...

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What's the worst job you'd do for £100k?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.89!

Ding dong, early wake up call! We've got an earlier Hat Chat as we're practising for the Dednutz gig today!

Option A

What’s the worst job you would never want to do? Would you take this job if you’d get paid 100k/Week?

Option B

If you were required by law to get a ...

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What would we teach?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for Ep.88!

Slightly earlier today because we're doing some GAMES with other Yogs after!

Option A

Every day, 12 new things arrive in your house, all of which begin with a letter you choose. Which letter would you pick?

Option B

What video game would you choose if you had to live f...

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Would You Rather?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypotheticals for ep.87!

I'm going with WOULD YOU RATHER's this week, let's see how they go

Option A

Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

Option B

Would you rather eat a stranger's toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs...

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Our Biggest Failures

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypothetical for ep.86!

Let's get 'thetical! These are kinda morbid/deep, soz

Option A

How long will you be remembered after you die?

Option B

Will religion ever become obsolete?

Option C

What do you attribute the biggest successes in your life to? How about your ...

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The Classic Microwave Dilemma

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypothetical ep.85

Having a good week? Let's end it with APLOMB

Option A

You have a baby and a microwave. For every second you turn the microwave on with the baby in it, you get $1 million. How many seconds would you microwave the baby?

Option B

What would you do if the TV news wanted to...

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Would you let an AI control you?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypothetical for ep.84!

OMG Another early one? holy crap, why do you hate Americans? I know, sorry.

Option A

Say you have a kid (lol) Would you have a free chip put in your child’s brain to provide all basic knowledge – math, language, and history facts, etc.?

Option B

What if you could ...

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Why don't we use insulation foam in bed?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypothetical for ep.83!

It's slightly earlier again this week!

Option A

If Jurassic Park was real, would you visit the park?

Option B

If you were a character in any book, who would it be and why?

Option C

You have 24 hours to make yourself the “And finally…” story on tomorrow’s 6 o’clock news. What do yo...

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What's Your Ultimate Tag Team?

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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Hypothetical for ep.82

It's EARLIER today, brains need some extra juice to get going. LETS GO


Option A

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found out you were six years old again?

Option B

What would you do if you found out you could talk to animals?

O...

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So you're being hunted by a killer snail...

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The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films'

Ross Hornby, Chris Trott and Alex Smith make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred!

Apologies if the sound is a little 'off' we've had to adjust t...

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HNY! 2022's 1st Hat Chat ep.81

Let's start off the year with something ... quirky

Option A

Would you take $10 million, but for the rest of your life there's a snail that's trying to get you. And you can't ever be touched by the snail, otherwise you'll die.

It's going for you at all times. But at the speed of a snail. So y...

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