Following his near miraculous workout, Kurt meandered to the school’s cafeteria for lunch. He felt surprisingly hungry, although given how much weight he just lifted, perhaps not that surprising.
Kurt’s school had a sort of all-day buffet available to students, which was incredibly convenient when classes ran over the usua...
2017-09-07 21:24:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This was quickly becoming a disaster.
I’d been on this treadmill for all of 5 minutes and I was already feeling close to death. My t-shirt was drenched in sweat, my thighs were chafed, and my underpants were so far up my crack it’d take a forklift to get them out. I don’t know even remember why I agreed ...
2017-09-04 19:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a disaster.
It’s an hour away from our 3-year anniversary dinner, and all my dress pants don’t fit. And not in a “slightly too tight to be comfortable” way either - I mean the buttons won’t close no matter how much I suck it in. I even broke the zipper on one of them trying.
I don’t know what to ...
2017-08-29 20:46:22 +0000 UTC View PostKeep an eye on your inbox to see if you're the latest winner in the patron story suggestion draw!
2017-08-12 19:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post
“Hey, babe? Could you come here?” Craig called from upstairs. I was busy cutting vegetables for dinner - it was Indian night, so I was making a selection of marinated chicken tikka, curries, and deep fried spicy vegetables. Of course, I was making enough to feed a family of 4, but that was just because Craig was eat...
2017-08-12 19:13:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Watching Craig try to stuff himself in slacks that stopped fitting him 20 pounds ago was always the highlight of my morning. The way he’d twist and turn, suck in his gut and then have it all pour over his belt buckle to the point where it was nearly completely obscured just always started my day on the right foot - wi...
2017-08-07 22:57:38 +0000 UTC View Post
As he sat through yet another history lecture on the war of 1812, Kurt couldn’t figure out what had come over him. He’d stolen a teammates jock strap, and on top of that one still covered in said teammate’s semen. It was insane - he was insane. That was the only logical explanation. Kurt barely took any notes, con...
2017-08-01 15:24:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hypnosis Story
“So let me get this straight: you want me to help you lose weight by having me hypnotize you?” The incredulity was clear in Tim’s voice. He’d know Rob for years, and he’d also learned hypnosis as a means of helping his psychotherapy practice, but that was for patients with PTSD. Using it f...
2017-07-28 14:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The technician drew back the sample and then frowned at the readout on his scanner. Even with all their considerable technology, it would be impossible to keep the spill from leaking into the local water supply.
A call back to corporate went about as expected. “Do your best, and make it look like we were never h...
2017-07-19 22:20:37 +0000 UTC View PostKeep an eye on your inbox to see if you're the latest winner!
2017-07-15 21:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Kurt was in the shower, scrubbing his tight and toned body down after the day’s practice. It had gone well, he thought, the team really coming together in preparation for the upcoming season. Every play had been called to perfection - like clockwork. Everything in its proper place. If he kept his grades as high as las...
2017-07-14 16:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Chad had barely gotten to the end of his driveway and he was already breathing hard. This was going to be more difficult than he’d thought.
His last trip to the doctor had come with an ultimatum: start exercising or start funeral planning. It wasn’t much of a choice. Aiden was supportive, as he always was,...
2017-07-06 15:54:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Zach typed furiously at his desk. The window of opportunity to make a transmission was closing, and he had only minutes to spare. Finally, he stopped, briefly looked over the code, and decided he was ready. He typed a few final commands and a window popped up on his screen with only a text prompt.
After a fe...
2017-06-30 00:30:58 +0000 UTC View PostFinished the first $50 patron reward! Hope y'all like it :)
“I have to say, this much weight gain in so short a time is, frankly, very alarming. I’m going to recommend some blood tests for now just to ensure there’s not something very wrong here,” the doctor said with a frown. Chad had expected it; ...
2017-06-22 14:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostHi Everyone!
Almost forgot the Patreon draw will be happening soon! Stay tuned to your inbox (either here or via your email) to see if you've won a story suggestion!
And as always, thanks for being a patron :)
-Loakachunk
2017-06-15 12:53:24 +0000 UTC View Post
249 pounds, the gym scale read. He didn’t believe it - he couldn’t. He’d been 180 at the end of June. Nobody puts on nearly 70 pounds in barely 5 months, but as he looked down at the round belly that jutted from his middle he couldn’t deny the evidence right before his eyes.
Chad hadn’t made it back to t...
2017-06-09 21:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the first section of my latest. The Patron Suggestion was "magic book on unsuspecting victims", and this was where I went with it. We'll see where it ends up :) Enjoy!
Gabriel had picked the perfect locker with a view of the gym’s showers, allowing him to appear as though he was getting dress...
2017-05-23 14:46:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe draw has happened, and I've messaged the winner! If you didn't get a message here on Patreon then you'll just have to wait till next month :)
2017-05-16 00:02:35 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys! Here's a snippet from my latest story as suggested by my first $25 a month patron. Thanks dude!
We'll also be holding the patron draw for short story suggestions this weekend, so stay tuned!
“Hi, um, I tried on these 44s, but they seem a little tight,” Andrew ...
2017-05-12 16:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostI put the hypnosis story on hold to belt out this short piece I had involving cocktheft. It's short and sweet, and I haven't decided whether or not to even bother naming "the fat guy", since I think it's unnecessary. Needs a better title though.
Anyway, enjoy!
A...
2017-05-08 16:28:14 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys!
So I had an idea for a story which sort of just started as a list of things that would normally be seen as an annoyance from the bulkier gentleman. My plan is to eventually make this into a story about a self-loathing fat guy being hyponotised or otherwise mind controlled into a self-loving fat guy....
2017-05-05 00:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The sign on the door said Poppy Jon’s. It was early still, before the indicated noon opening, so no one was inside to see a mostly naked Chad hustle in to avoid being arrested. Paul lumbered up behind him, laughing at Chad’s embarrassment, his belly slipping out from his t-shirt to wobble with each chortle. 2017-04-12 01:15:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The next patron draw will be held in the coming days! Be on the lookout for a message in case you win!
This time there's 3 of you, so I'll have to find a different way to choose a winner other than flipping a coin. :)
2017-04-12 01:07:37 +0000 UTC View PostHiyas!
Sorry it took me so long to actually post some in progress stuff for the $5 patron level. Here's my latest, in progress to be done in the coming week or so.
Thanks for your patience! :)
Modern mage, disguises as Mall security, is out to take the magic of othe...
2017-04-04 13:59:32 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys!
I'll be holding my first patron draw within the next few days, so if you haven't signed up as a patron, do so for the low price of a dollar and have your chance to suggest a story idea!
Thanks! :)
2017-03-14 15:35:57 +0000 UTC View Post
