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92. Bloody Spar

“Now… I can strangle you with your guts in peace.”

There was a passing moment of silence, only periodically broken by the distant gasp of agony I forced down with a mental command. I could command my freed limb without much difficulty with magic.

Casting a spell through it was only a more refined version of ...

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91. Friendly Meeting

“Hm, there are quite a lot we missed with our flyers…” I noted while studying the map of Zangarmarsh given to us by Primus Msshi'fn.

A very murloc-sounding name, not surprising given that murloc language was ancient and shared roots directly with Kalimag. 

It was this old, and the fish people were likel...

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90. Backups

I waited for the fungal person to respond or react in any way other than shock at being spotted and caught immediately.

She understood Kalimag, fortunately, with her stuttered response; now, proper talking was a different beast. And I would prefer it to be without a hitch.

Being on good terms with the local popu...

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89. Mycelium Man

The Outland was a peculiar piece of land formed from floating continental plates stitched together, a patchwork in the most literal sense.

It wasn't remotely as bad as I would have imagined, to the point I could hardly believe it was the same hellhole I once played on.

The Hellfire Peninsula had life; it was no ...

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88. Triple Entente

Putting demons back into the waiting room was therapeutic when they didn't immediately threaten to burn your family. It was funny like that.

Not that I didn't take them seriously or wasn't hating them any less. However, it was lighter on the heart, and this wasn't a full-blown invasion of the Burning Legion. Not remote...

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87. Gate to Hell

Stability seemed to be a fool's errand, a toll of madness, where the closer one was to reaching it, the quicker fate reminded you of the sheer asinine nature of the act, as within a moment it vanished like sea foam in the waves.

And yet, Jaina hoped for it, working for a semblance of peace, at the very least within the...

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86. An End to the War

I studied the war plan drawn on the papyrus, and each part was calculated to the utmost of our knowledge of the foe and the varied terrains, with a healthy amount of preparation for the worst-case scenario.

My little brother was a far better strategist than I. I wasn't much of one to begin with; I was no mindless berse...

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85. Cutting the Source

Brain.

Oh, what a love-hate relationship I had with them. The source of it all was how they worked; it was fundamentally impossible to tackle them repeatedly.

Well, not really, but it was mostly the case for anything important. Neuronal networks worked on patterns; they were everything to anyone with the bodily ...

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84. Building Bridge

A higher viewpoint only showed Shen-zin Su's size: a Dragon Aspect was equal to a songbird, while the sea turtle was a kodo by comparison.

It was hard to even fully comprehend.

Still appreciating the marvel of biology.

I flew by beating my massive leathery wings, supporting my multi-ton bulk, with the two...

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83. Big Turtle

The Pendant of Elune clicked against my chest plate, one of several magical items and artifacts placed on me. It was for my continent; the reality of the matter was I couldn't twirl my claws.

And there had been something–perhaps remnants or echoes–now thoroughly purged, but I had wounded myself in forcing my failed...

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82. Wandering Pandas

Li Li blinked, standing as straight as a bamboo shoot, her eyes widening as the first signs of land came into view. Rocky cliffs and trees she had never seen grew in number and size.

She recognized them from drawings and descriptions in letters she had studied, accompanied by hundreds of fantastical tales that even a ...

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81. Surfacing

I growled, claws digging into the chitinous floor as I swallowed a tooth that regrew moments later. I wasn't going to waste my biomass.

Another battle, another victory, and another drain on my resources. I never knew a few measly kilometers could feel endless. But clearly, it could.

It was not very pleasant, as ...

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80. Buried in Doubts

Everything that could go wrong will go wrong.

A pessimistic saying Ursol had heard his little adopted brother say, among others, in one of their numerous debates.

Those were great times that grew sparser as of late. They weren't just great for the depth of their debates, which was present, but for their sheer n...

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79. Nightmarish Fate

"I'm going to kill something," I growled, my voice a rumble muffled by the endless sound of stone falling and the quake of the earth.

I didn't know where I was, only that I fell for around half a minute. This meant a fuck huge distance. I was deep, probably one kilometer at least, to three if not more, from where I was...

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78. One Wrong Move

The screeches of rage and agony of the qiraji were music to my ears as I held him high, his torso impaled on my claw was a fountain of dark green hemolymph.

Then I threw him against the cave wall with my full strength, and he was flung with such speed that the air whipped.

The motion itself crushed a silithid t...

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77. Life Crystals

I studied the slim body of the bees standing still at the tip of my snout. It was twirling on its bladed legs, its dark hue reflecting the biolight in a seizure-inducing array of colors.


Then, with a flex of my magic, it froze and began bobbing its head to an unknown rhythm. The serrated sword-like mandibles opened...

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76. The Flytrap

The dry yet musty air of the qiraji tunnels was a smell Agamaggan had grown to despise. And it was merely the upper layers where the hot wind from the outside world still managed to pass through.

The deeper it went, the worse it became. It was unique in its wrongness when the physical appearance was already glaring evi...

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75. The Might of Kalimdor

“You have asked for a meeting, and so we came, Thrall. You seek an alliance against a shared enemy, as we do; let us speak of the terms.”

At those words, the world hung silent, and the tension rose to new heights. I feasted upon it, my instincts sharpened to fine edges as I scrutinized our opposition.

There...

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74. Budding Repellant

"You seem elsewhere, little brother, far more than usual. I know you have a strange saying, 'sleep is overrated,' but we are ursine. Sleep is part of our existence." The growling voice of Ursoc snapped me out of my thoughts, and I smiled faintly.

"But it is. I certainly need rest, but I can go days without it, with lit...

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73. Five Headed Enigma

I stared right into the burning, smoldering red-slit eyes of Alexstrasza, the sound of shuffling and claw scraping on stone behind me from her Prime Consort indicated a degree of offense at my directness.

At least that was the case for him, but the Dragon Queen didn't appear offended.
Quite the contrary, surprise an...

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72. The Red Queen

The Sholazar Basin was an utterly fascinating place in stark contrast to the rest of Northrend—a near copy of the Un'goro Crater in topography and climate, a product of titanic influence.

There were several life forms endemic to this area with qualities not seen elsewhere; the few exceptions were the wolvar and gorlo...

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71. Ruby Invitation

There was a second of silence after I spoke. The red dragon, in high elf form, blinked almost owlishly as if trying to grasp what had just happened.

"I'm Korialstrasz, Prime Consort of the Dragon Queen… and I see I wasn't lied to. Are you sure you're a full blooded furbolg?" The pale 'elf' asked with a relatively rel...

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70. Dragonfly

"The mage is ready. My technique has gotten better, so you should be able to get more out of him faster." I rumbled, leaving the cell of Arugal for his jailers to begin the interrogation.

His vacant eyes and a dumb, open smile from which saliva dripped down his shaved chin were my last view of this worgen aficionado. I...

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69. Nice Drill

Monte Gazlowe furrowed his brow, the back of his pen tapping the schematic on his heavy-duty workbench to the rhythm of the distant heavy metal music from his buzzbox.

His calloused hand shifted to a small toolbox, where he took a small monkey wrench to tighten a screw on a metallic contraption. It was a small piece o...

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68. One Last Hunt

The Alpha Prime was not pleased.

Nothing novel, Ralaar Fangfire was not known for his great boisterousness or grand festivities.

Yet, the last few weeks were different; there was a change, a shift in the pure form, unlike any other.

A plague. A mutation. A curse. Its name and classification were a second...

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67. Canine Problem, Canine Solution

"Back to Gilneas…" I hummed as I exited the Dream Portal; the transition to the waking world was sharp.

A minor inconvenience, nothing more than a slight destabilizing factor. I felt every difference clearly; the shift was a bit violent to my magical sense.

My arrival was by all accounts equally notable; the d...

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66. Duality of Duty

Coins.

Coins were great, the fuel for life's greatest pleasures and amenities, in Jarem's humble opinion.

Contradictory as it may seem for a tauren, a member of the Runetotem tribe, and a druid on top of that.

Alas, the truth was unchanged by the less glamorous morality surrounding it.

Jarem's tr...

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65. Danger Everywhere

I knew this was going to happen eventually.

This insectoid description was unmistakable. It was too distinct from anything else.

The Un'goro Crater did have large invertebrates, but they didn't grow as large as estimated in this report, nor were they adapted to a dry and hot environment. It certainly wasn't a s...

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64. Growing Dread

The Worgen Curse was fascinating for many reasons. It was remote self replicating transfiguration, there was a lot to learn here.

And the study of it reminded me of when I was with Groot, distant to what it once was, having anyone close to a peer on a project had been… fulfilling.

This dark undertones aside, w...

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63. Lupine Conundrum

Belysra Starbreeze breathed deeply of the cold air of the waking world, a stark contrast to the Emerald Dream where she had been moments ago.

Her fingers gripped the gnarled staff of the Scythe of Elune like iron, the ancient runes thrumming with both serenity and ferocity in a dissonant rhythm against her skin.
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