Astrogoblin

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 13

Patrick's disappeared, Charlotte's trapped in a computer, and Jacob's thinking the sectional downstairs is lookin' real saucy....

GTA Online Bottom Dollar Bounties - UNCUT

We're excited to start doing some multicam gameplays! This game will govern our lives for all time and we think that's sick

Comment ‘Shop 13 Prompt

Inspire us, dear gobbos. What graphic design crimes shalst we commit on thine behalf?

Mecha BREAK - UNCUT

The human form... perfected Charlotte Avery https://linktr.ee/moms_home__ Patrick Brown https://linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton 2024-08-12 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Politician Lunch Special

We've got a little patriotic energy these days, so we just wanted to check in with our favorite political figures.

Shadow Man Part 11 - UNCUT

We just can't quit you, Shadow Man.

Astrogoblin Visits a Train Museum

We explore the legacy that steam locomotives left on the world, and how that would eventually lead to most of Wild Wild West's aesthetic

AstroPodlin Episode 12: Buttpool & Stinkerine

Our longest yet! We talk Marvel's dance on the grave of 20th Century Fox and also get into the specifics of a spit-roasting machine (and how much lube it would or would not take to function)

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 12

It's a special day, gobbers. This is our longest Comment 'Shop yet AND it's all about cigarettes.

Comment 'Shop 12 Prompt!

Paint us a picture with words and we'll photoshop you a picture with clone stamps and ape dung.

Hitman Blood Money Part 2 - UNCUT

Got a looong one for you, Gobbers

BONUS: The Animals of Erowid

Astrogoblin does not endorse the smoking of animals of any kind, nor is it responsible for what you and your ex-girlfriend do in the back of your buddy's truck.

Shadowman Part 10 - UNCUT

AstroPodlin Episode 11: Baby Bear wants it just right

We welcome Patrick back, Charlotte gets a new nickname, and Jacob knows NOTHING about Shrek 5

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 11

Just like Anakin Skywalker (and Ben Quadinaros) at the Boonta Eve Classic, we overcome a tech problem and hurdle headlong towards Arch Canyon.

JACOB GUNDAM CROC REVEAL

If you squint you can see Jacob’s piggies

Comment ‘Shop 11 Prompt!

Patrick’s back, and we must celebrate his return with the fresh-forged steel of a finely crafted photoshop. What prompt would you have us lay betwixt hammer and anvil?

BONUS ROUND - Cine2Nerdle: RWBY Edition

We did one more round for you Gobbers, and this one has an interesting twist.

Cine2Nerdle: Australia Edition - UNCUT

Patrick was eaten by a dingo, so we do this in his honor.

Shadow Man Part 9 - UNCUT

Alanah Pearce Roasts Our Channel After conducting multiple bone density tests, it has been determined that Alanah and Ryan's combined levels are equal to one Patrick.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 10

Logray became shaman and medicine master of the Bright Tree Tribe, with Chirpa also ascending to become chief. During a bleak winter, the pair, now elders, approached the brothers Wicket Wystri Warrick and Weechee as the siblings argued while cleaning up the long table at the village's Great Hall after a m...

AstroPodlin Episode 10: Lizard X Monkey

We watched Godzilla X Kong: The New empire and... hoo boy. You don't have to see the movie to enjoy this episode, but if you have seen it, we do sympathize.

Planet of the Apes PS1 - UNCUT

50,000 Subs!!

At some point last night we crossed the threshold into the 50k Club and I’d be a fool not to thank you, our amazing Patrons! We’re still amazed by the outpouring of support and literally COULD NOT BE DOING THIS without you all. So in short, thank you for rocking with us. Maybe one day we’ll have a YouTu...

Shadow Man Part 8 - UNCUT

Elyse Willems shows us how it's done.

AstroPodlin Episode 9: The Nathan Lane Experience

You're favorite goblins are on the mic and answering YOUR questions. When was the last time you watched Mouse Hunt?

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 9

Come not between a twink and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.

patrick arrives

This is how our recording day often begins.

COMMENT 'SHOP 9 PROMPT

We ask of thee the finest of ingredients for the most potent of elixers. What shall our Photoshop become today?

Elden Ring Gooner Build - UNCUT

One-Handed Gooner Guide - How to build a One-Handed Gooner (Elden Ring) In this Elden Ring Build Guide, I’ll be showing you my Gooner build. This is a Shadow of the Erdtree build that takes place after level 150. If you’ve been looking for a build that focuses on strong forearms, degradation, and weeks of retention, then ...