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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 38

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This Comment 'Shop is dedicated to political idealists (but not murderers).

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Cigarette Mech Build

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Best $8.91 we've ever spent.

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Comment Shop ‘38 Prompt

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Give us a prompt before Charlotte incinerates Jacob with her finger laser

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All games are woke DEI trash (apparently)

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Hey Tone, did you hear videogames are woke now? I was playing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 with the Blundetto twins and it gave me the option to kiss another man. It totally ruined my immersion Tone, I'm gonna call up J.T. tomorrow and we're gonna write the first anti-woke videogame.

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DEI Watchdog - UNCUT

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The Sopranos: Road to Respect Part 3 - UNCUT

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I taught Tony how to throw a discus!

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This channel is out of ideas - ad free

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In an interview with James Cameron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cameron asked Arnold where he'd go if he could travel back in time and Arnold said that he would have gone back in time and turned down the role of Hercules in New York.

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AstroPodlin 35: The Official Jacob's Office LEGO Set

GO BIRDS BABYYYYYYY YEAH LET'S GO BIRDSSSSSs

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 37

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Strap in, gobblers. Patrick's at the helm.

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Comment ‘Shop 37 Prompt

Spill forth your finest prompts, still warm and dripping with fat.

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We remade a whole movie with GIFs - Ad Free

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WILL SASSO if you are reading this we would love to sit down and discuss who will play you in the film. We will be at the Hollywood Chick-Fil-A from 6am - Close on Tuesday. Have your agent drop you off.

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Movie GIFs - UNCUT

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WILL SASSO if you are reading this we would love to sit down and discuss who will play you in the film. We will be at the Hollywood Chick-Fil-A from 6am - Close on Tuesday. Have your agent drop you off.

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When you ruin a good thing

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this game doesn't make no sense no more

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Cine2Nerdle 2.0 - UNCUT

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this game doesn't make no sense no more

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Cine2Nerdle 2.0 - BONUS ROUND

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this game doesn't make no sense no more

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AstroPodlin 34: The East Coast Mind

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I'll be honest- I don't remember what we talked about in this episode. Let's discover its contents together! As one!

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 36

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How are the Robinsons gonna get out of this one??

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The Comment ‘Shop 36 Prompt

Toss yer prompt on the pile, love.

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$100 Temu Unboxing - UNCUT

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At long last, our Christmas curse can end.

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What $100 gets you on TEMU - AD FREE

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The Chinese Legend of Winter Solstice dates back to the Eastern Han Dynasty. A renowned traditional Chinese physician saw the poor suffering from the chilblains on their ears, so he had special dumplings stuffed with herbs and other ingredients made for them to help expel the cold. Since the dumplings are shaped like ears, he...

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we watch The New Norm episode 2 & 3

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We were told there would be jokes.

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Cool wedding rings for insecure cops - UNCUT

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Newark: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the 1999 Chevrolet Suburban. It's six-season mission: to steal strange new Poke-man cards; to shave off new eyebrows and care for new ducks; to boldly put Feech La Manna back in prison.

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Cool wedding rings for insecure cops - Ad Free

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Newark: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the 1999 Chevrolet Suburban. It's six-season mission: to steal strange new Poke-man cards; to shave off new eyebrows and care for new ducks; to boldly put Feech La Manna back in prison.

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TOMORROW: Death Stranding Stream!

Jacob's never played Death Stranding, but Patrick and Charlotte are ready to smash a champagne bottle on his bow and send him on his way.

(There will be a second stream for FIRST CONTACT members right after this one)

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AstroPodlin 33: Watto's Wake

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It seems (in our anger) we killed Watto

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COWER

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 35

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A guest in a Comment 'Shop episode?? This is unprecedented.

*23 minutes deep

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Comment ‘Shop 35 Prompt

We’ve got a nice blank canvas but no paint! Might we have some of yours?

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Can these senile conservatives save YouTube? - Ad Free

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I looked up the description for The Italian Stallion, and apparently Sylvester Stallone "services" and entire group of women! No confirmation yet on whether or not Jon Voight or Mel Gibson could do the same, but we have our top people putting out some calls now

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Hollywood Ambassadors - UNCUT

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I looked up the description for The Italian Stallion, and apparently Sylvester Stallone "services" and entire group of women! No confirmation yet on whether or not Jon Voight or Mel Gibson could do the same, but we have our top people putting out some calls now

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