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The Sopranos: Road to Respect Part 1 - UNCUT

Lawrence "Larry Boy" Barese dodged his house arrest so he could watch this uncut video.

Remaking ANOTHER Funhaus video - AD FREE

Replaying this game is creating a lot of dysentery in the ranks, and it's been a real albacore around our necks.

AstroPodlin 32: Advancements in Snack Technology

Are Americans blinded to a paradise of snacks? Or are we prisoners to a snack prison of our own making, doomed to subsist on high fructose corn syrup.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 34

CAN'T FIND A FETTERMAN

Comment ‘Shop Firty Four Prompt

Deliver unto us the finest inspirations.

Jackass - UNCUT

How to break into a 2nd story bedroom - Ad Free

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Me and Steve-O are gonna get laid off from Warner Bros. Discovery and start our own media company and end up trapping ourselves in an endless cycle of web content. This is... Astrogoblin.

AUDIO IS FIXED

a lot of you babies complained about having "no audio" in the uncut. well it's fixed now

Titanic - Uncut

we didn't know that the Titanic split in half until 1985. Isn't that weird? if you watch any of the older Titanic movies it just kind of slips into the water, fully intact, which is way less scary

My two dads are trying to kill me

we didn't know that the Titanic split in half until 1985. Isn't that weird? if you watch any of the older Titanic movies it just kind of slips into the water, fully intact, which is way less scary

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AstroPodlin 31: We're so back

Patrick comes in hot to the first episode of 2025 with a thought provoking question regarding the sexual practices of ancient Rome. What more could you possibly need to know.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 33

We're back, and we have sandwiches.

Comment ‘Shop is back!

Give us a prompt, please! It’s been so long and we hunger for prompts…

These Conservative movie reviews are demented - AD FREE

While Gibson was filming Monster Summer in Southport, North Carolina he was awarded the keys to the city by the Mayor who declared December 16 to be "Mel Gibson Day".

Worth It Or Woke - UNCUT

While Gibson was filming Monster Summer in Southport, North Carolina he was awarded the keys to the city by the Mayor who declared December 16 to be "Mel Gibson Day".

BONUS VIDEO - Licorice from Iceland

Jacob returns from Iceland bearing gifts!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - UNCUT

Once upon a time we would have titled this video, "Tom Handsome and the Charlie Factory" or "Oompa Loompa for sale, never topped." You really don't know it's the good old days until they're over, huh?

This new take of his is insane - Ad Free

Once upon a time we would have titled this video, "Tom Handsome and the Charlie Factory" or "Oompa Loompa for sale, never topped." You really don't know it's the good old days until they're over, huh?

Irishman Lunch Minute

When they de-age actors to portray us at 25, may they look even worse than Bob and Joey.

Look what she does to him - Ad Free

You know how we like talking about dog death? this video has a lot of it. there's also a really cool image of a gladiator arena with dudes fighting dinosaurs and giants, at least watch until then. also check out Noah (2014) while you're at it

Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2 - UNCUT

You know how we like talking about dog death? this video has a lot of it. there's also a really cool image of a gladiator arena with dudes fighting dinosaurs and giants, at least watch until then. also check out Noah (2014) while you're at it

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Salzige Cayde Heringe: The Boy

A portrait of our hero, spotted by Jacob in Iceland.

Even More GTA - UNCUT

Some say Jacob is still in that cut scene, talking to NPCs rendered in a game engine developed over a decade ago

How Jacob became our boss - Ad Free

Some say Jacob is still in that cutscene, talking to NPCs rendered in a game engine developed over a decade ago

Boonta Bachelor Eve Race

Jacob bet his whole honeymoon fund for a chance at a brand new T-14 Hyperdrive.

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 32

This is our last of the recordings with busted audio. Luckily the Comment 'Shop is the usual visual feast!

ADHD Test - UNCUT

We passed the test!

The end of this video is a disaster

We passed the test!

We don't make a good team - AD FREE

In 2016, Bashir was ranked as the 25th most important character of Starfleet within the Star Trek science fiction universe by Wired magazine.

Helldivers 2: Omens of Tyranny - UNCUT

Friendly fire is the bane of the goblin.