Monster Hunter Part 2 - Patreon Gameplays
Charlotte and Jacob hunt down an irritating dinosaur.
2025-03-16 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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*FREE* Monster Hunter Part 1 - Patreon Gameplay
The first of many Patreon exclusive gameplays! Like any good dealer, we're offering the first episode of each series for FREE. As long as you're a follower of the Patreon, paid or not, you'll get access to Episode I.
And Episode II is available right now for paid members. So get on in here, baby! 2025-03-16 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Emulator Hell - UNCUT
This is one of those uncuts that is a WAY different vibe than the published video.
2025-03-14 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostCharlotte's last video - Ad Free
Heed! When the blood moon rises, a Patrick must get the poison out. If his nightmare isn't made photoshop, it's terrible grotesquity will take residence in the hearts of men. Should the Patrick not dispense of his poison in video format, then hide your wives and hide your swine. No sow is safe. Heed.
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2025-03-14 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostAstropodlin 39: Flight Butt Wipe Death
We discuss the merits of "shooting meth" as well as the hazards of large men on Taiwanese planes.
2025-03-13 09:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Comment 'Shop - Episode 41
Our sandwich meters are fully depleted. What can fill them up???
2025-03-12 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostComment ‘Shop Prompt 41
How might we be tickled today? Is there a code to be cracked? A solution to be sought? Can our hunger for prompts truly be slaked by a specific flavor???
2025-03-11 13:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostHunting Nazis feels better than ever - AD FREE
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken,
drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt er nicht drei Ecken,
so wär’s auch nicht mein Hut.
Sniper Elite: Resistance Part 1 - UNCUT
Poppin' nazi balls: raw and uncut.
2025-03-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Our fourth member has been REPLACED - AD FREE
"Peter, is your social worker inside that Lala Barina?"
2025-03-07 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAstropodlin 38: Getting Quuuuuuckolded
I don't know where I was going with that title but... I'm really happy with the end result! Okay, enjoy the episode!
2025-03-06 10:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe Comment 'Shop - Episode 40
A major revelation occurs in this episode.
2025-03-05 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostPatrick brought us candy from Mexico
Patrick's back with a full sack (of Mexican candy).
2025-03-04 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostComment ‘Shop 40 Prompt
The Comment ‘Shop is its 40s! Let us celebrate with an outpouring of sloppy prompts.
2025-03-04 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostOver the Hedge - UNCUT
You're getting y'all's money's worth with this one, folks. While it is one of our shorter uncuts, this slop is nutrient rich.
Bon appetit, mon ami
2025-03-03 18:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostOur PC could be ruined forever - Ad Free
You like hedges? I can get you over hedges.
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2025-03-03 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWeird conservative Oscars reviews
Hollywood has gone WOKE!!
Luckily the worst person at your PTA meeting has seen all the nominees, so you can make an informed decision on what to see, and what to skip
2025-02-28 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostCommon Sense Media Oscars - UNCUT
Hollywood has gone WOKE!!
Luckily the worst person at your PTA meeting has seen all the nominees, so you can make an informed decision on what to see, and what to skip
2025-02-28 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAstroPodlin 37: Hot Browns
Witness the possible inception of a new Animorphs-based podcast.
2025-02-28 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's podcast delayed
Hey all!
Due to some scheduling conflicts we'll be releasing the podcast on Friday instead of the usual Thursday. In the meantime, check out Rainforest Rain Sounds for Sleeping or Studying - White Noise Rainstorm 12 Ho...
2025-02-26 23:56:46 +0000 UTC View PostThe Comment 'Shop - Episode 39
This Comment 'Shop is a process. Pack thine bags.
2025-02-26 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostMeet Joe Gundam
This is the prequel to a video that almost didn't happen.
2025-02-25 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostASTROGOBLIN LIVE - Monaco 2
We're doing a sponsored stream today. Bring your loved ones!
2025-02-25 17:44:30 +0000 UTC View PostComment ‘Shop 39 Prompt
Speak truths to us, so that we might make them into lies…
2025-02-25 05:45:10 +0000 UTC View PostBrowsin' Patrick - UNCUT
This whole video wasn't meant to be.
2025-02-24 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWe're being forced to play mobile games - Ad Free
Patrick was given the offer of a lifetime by his coworkers, but they were furiously and definitively rebuked.
2025-02-24 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIs Charlotte allowed to say that? - Ad Free
Astrogoblin is grateful to the generous contributions of the Not Bill Just Melinda Gates Association. With their help and the help of other generous benefactors we're able to find all new ways of expressing the absolute dumbest crap.
2025-02-21 18:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAvowed - UNCUT
Astrogoblin is grateful to the generous contributions of the Not Bill Just Melinda Gates Association. With their help and the help of other generous benefactors we're able to find all new ways of expressing the absolute dumbest crap.
2025-02-21 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostAstroPodlin 36: Things Jacob Likes
What does Jacob like? Are there things he does not like? the things he likes- how much does he like them? Crack open this fresh cask of 'Podlin to sup of our meager chatter.
2025-02-20 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
