Well I'll tell you, all the stuff from July about payment processors fucking over NSFW creators and social media cracking down on porn and my own government trying to censor everyone on the internet at once? Surprisingly, that's all still going on a month later. Dang, really thought it would have all sorted itself out by now....
2025-08-16 23:23:33 +0000 UTC View PostGuess whose birthday it was! Two weeks ago! Yeah, I didn't really make a big deal of it. I never do honestly. I consider birthday celebrations to be the same whether its a month before or after it, it's way more important for me that people show up to celebrate when they have the time and energy to do so rather than all clamb...
2025-07-21 22:37:13 +0000 UTC View PostEvening all. Currently sat on top of my bed wide awake because it's way too hot to sleep over here. The UK might not get the same ridiculous heats as other places but we also don't bother to buy air conditioning or support any kind of infrastructure improvements to deal with it so we all get to just sit around and sweat. Love...
2025-07-02 00:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostBeen a few weeks since I made a written update, though I've still been sending out the old links to my newly updated stories, both the public ones and the High Roller exclusive ones, so don't go thinking I've fallen into a river somewhere and been swept out to sea. That's the dream, of course, but I've still a ways to go befo...
2025-05-19 23:04:46 +0000 UTC View PostThey said it couldn't be done. They said it would be unthinkable. They all called me mad. But I've done it! I've completed a Patreon poll story before the end of the month it was booked! Dear lord, the power I wield in these two hands now...
I've just sent out the links to the new chapter of Cumming on Campus, a meaty ...
Damn I'm so creative at giving my updates titles. I should be a writer!
Apologies to all the High Rollers who have just had about 4 notifications in a row about messages being sent to them. There is a reason for the spam! Not only have I just sent out the links to a newly updated public story featuring Tharja and Male ...
Goddamn though, that Xenoblade X is addictive.
I've been playing a bunch of Xenoblades lately, and the new FF14 update, but between that I've been working on, like, three or four stories at once thanks to the magic of POOR SCHEDULING! Turns out if you tell a bunch of people that you'll work on their commission at the e...
Hello everyone! Hope you're all doing well so far. I'm currently visiting my bro up near London so I'm pretty chill. Got a few updates for ya for what's coming up and what's going on.
First of all, a little disclaimer. I have just, on both AO3 and HF, uploaded a new chapter of "Erza is on a Rampage". I haven't sent the...
After a bit of a delay, the monthly story from February has been uploaded and the links have been sent out to active Patreons now! As I was writing this one, I realized that I don't actually do that many stories with dominant ladies. I don't think I do at least? I'll need to go back and see how accurate that statement actuall...
2025-03-05 22:43:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou know when your throat gets infected and you can feel the infection jabbing at you whenever you swallow? I've had that for a few days. It's nasty. Like a constant little reminder of what you've got. Mostly just a dull irritation now compared to the struggles I was having last week.
Anyway! I'm back in business! I wa...
Just a quick message to let everyone know that my schedule has been a bit messed up for the past week due to coming down with the flu so there may be some delays on stories. My head has been an absolute mess for a bit now, but I'm hoping I've turned the corner and should be trying to catch back up soon!
2025-03-01 00:48:51 +0000 UTC View PostFor those not in the know, also known as anyone not in the Pollster Pack or the High Rollers tier, the February poll is REALLY close yet again. Currently its a dead heat between Shego, Mirko, and Mai Shiranui. Have you got a preference and haven't voted yet? SHIT! You'd better fix that. The poll is up for four more days!
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Happy February everyone! Holy balls, I've got quite a lot of work to catch up to this month! January was a great month for me thanks to all of you guys who were willing to accept the Patreon price changes and the new High Rollers tier. I want to thank everyone again for their patience regarding me messing around with my Patre...
2025-02-01 22:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo all! Just a quickie here to give a brief update going into February. The Mai Shiranui story is currently being worked on, hope to get that posted in the next few days. The story has shifted a little from "Personal Trainer" to a more "Cumming on Campus" style scenario but I think you'll still have a good time with it. The...
2025-01-27 18:23:14 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, that poll is a close one. I'm always surprised whenever something even comes close to beating Street Fighter, that series has been my bread-and-butter for so many years now. The poll will be closing soon so if you haven't gotten your vote in, you'd better hurry and break the tie!
I want to thank everyone on my Pa...
Hello all! I've made the changes to my Patreon that I mentioned in the last update, and reactivated my higher tier with the benefit of seeing an early story. For everyone interested in getting that sweet exclusive access to a new story before anyone else gets to see it, please jump right in! I'll be sending the links out to t...
2025-01-08 15:31:16 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening everyone, hope you guys are doing well and had a good New Years! I had a good time and some much needed days off but we've got shit to do this year so LET'S GET TO IT!
First of all, I've sent out the AO3 link to a new story I've uploaded. It's a commission for a client's OC that I hope you guys like, she w...
Merry Christmas to all! It just turned around to the 25th December here in the UK so I thought it would be a good time to give you all a present. It's the link to a new story! It's...not Christmas themed! Not even a little! Has nothing to do with it! It's actually a commissioned story inspired by a comic by Zetaskully, a top-...
2024-12-25 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. Hope you're all doing well so far into December. I'm getting by pretty well, been keeping my nose to the grindstone while also finally sinking my teeth into Baldur's Gate 3. It's been in my steam library for ages but I knew that once I actually started it I would get too hooked to put it down so I had to wait fo...
2024-12-11 00:16:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. Hope your December has started better than mine. Wanted to give a quick update and also some quick links to a new short story I've just posted up. I'm actually really happy with it, hope you guys enjoy it too!
Sadly, things aren't going as well in the real world. The dog that we brought over from my grandma's...
Good evening everyone. Hope you're all doing well as we slink ever closer to Christmas. I'm not even slightly prepared for it! Shit! Ahh well, I'll wing it as I always do as we get closer.
First of all, new story links have been sent out! This one is a story involving some Shin Megami Tensei V characters that I'm prett...
Hey everyone. I wanted to get a general sense of where people were regarding some questions about my Patreon, and I figured this might be the best way to do it since I've only got a few questions. This poll is multiple choice to allow the questions to be actually answered properly so unlike the regular monthly ones where you ...
2024-11-26 01:25:27 +0000 UTC View PostI swear to God I blinked a few hours ago and it went from the 7th November to the 14th in a heartbeat. I was on good pace for this to be a seriously productive month but life, she doesn't stop for no one or nothin'. Ahh well. It's still been a good month for me workwise even if the last week has seen my pace slow a tad. My sc...
2024-11-14 01:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostTis the season for Sadako. I'm fairly sure I was commissioned to write a Sadako story last year for Halloween as well, I wouldn't mind her becoming an annual regular one bit. This story includes Sadako and Sayako. Who is Sayako, you might ask? She's the purple haired cutie with the massive schlong from the Girlfriends 4Ever a...
2024-10-31 23:32:55 +0000 UTC View PostEvening everyone! Hope your October is going well. I've got myself a Halloween story finished up and ready for the big day, thanks to being commissioned to get one ready. I'm not particularly great at posting on special events, but I do try to make sure there's a spooky story ready to go for Halloween...well, not spooky. Scar...
2024-10-25 23:27:00 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty, the new October poll is up and live now so if you wanna throw a vote on that (and are in the right Patreon tiers) then go ahead and choose! You can pick as many answers as you want, go ahead and be greedy. I've also sent out links to a new story of mine, a commission from my friend TheMarvelousFan on Twitter. I was ...
2024-10-15 00:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy hoy everyone. Hope everyone is doing good. I've sent out the links to two new stories since my last update, including the Street Fighter Patron story including Kimberly, A.K.I and Juri. As you may know from my stuff, Juri makes pretty regular appearances in my stuff but I didn't see much interest in some hotties like Kim...
2024-10-05 22:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostHoly moly, that poll was kind of close, huh? Maybe Overwatch is coming back into style...I mean, it never actually LEFT style in a way. They've been churning out SFM videos for it for nearly a damn decade at this point. But in terms of writing, I haven't written any Overwatch stuff in ages. The effect that D.va's booty has on...
2024-09-27 23:46:17 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening everyone, it's a bright and busy 2am here in England! What am I doing up, you ask? I'm working! Today has been supremely productive and I'm blasted past my 5k word goal...which is good, because I don't often even hit that 5k word goal!
I've sent out some links to a new Twink Club story, and earlier in the...
Okay I know what you're thinking, I'm a day or two late. But there's a reason for that! See, I go into these Patron stories with the intention of them being about 6k to 7k. But then I got into this one and maaaaybe ended up to 10k on it. Which isn't a great idea when you already have other commissions going on at the time! I'...
2024-09-01 23:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post
