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Saturdays are for the Commandos

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Can this poor man get even one like?

In brighter news, we've got a fantastic DEATH CHAT lined up for everyone today, including:

A $150 rusty Cybertruck Beer, and the men who buy them

Our review of the new Andre 3000 album

and finally, MORE pro-life poetry... this time from the Rocker For Life himself: ...

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WELCOME TO OHIO THE NEW AUSCHWITZ

TODAY: James L Brooks assures us that Homer will continue to strangle the boy, and society holds together for another season

ALSO: Markwayne Mullen... Mullins? reads Sean O'Brien's mean tweets on the senate floor, and gets so upset he challenges the Teamsters President, My President, to a fight

FINALLY: Conservati...

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The woke libtards are taking over the Simpsons

This week we invite Labor Reporter Alex Press and UAW member Logan Ausherman on the show to dissect the stand-up strike strategy employed by the union, what's in the tentative agreements, and how it may shape the future of labor organizing.

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Throw punches and kicks if you hate George Bush

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Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/11/23)

Today we're revisiting a straightedge vegan eco-terrorist rap song from the early 2000s,

Subjecting the audience to clips from the incredibly off-putting live-action 1980 Popeye musical starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall,

Reading about DC staffer's shock and horro...

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Throw punches & kicks if you're sick of this shit (DEATH CHAT 500: 11/11/23)

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We're talking hardcore straightedge vegan rap

The live-action Popeye musical starring Robin Williams

Farming boomer engagement on Facebook using AI images 

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Muggle Death Cult (9-1-1: Lone Star)

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From January 26, 2021

This week we cover the most liberal show in existence: 9-1-1 Lone Star. A diverse team of firefighters assembled by metrosexual 9/11 survivor Rob Lowe fights flames, as well as preconceived notions about gender, race, and skincare.

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Talkin' Tuttle Twins w/Talking Simpsons

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From February 28, 2022

This week Henry and Bob from the Talking Simpsons podcast join us to discuss the pilot episode of everyone's favorite libertarian kids' show: The Tuttle Twins View Post

Aborting God: The Reasoned Choice (Let There Be Light)

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From April 7, 2020

For a change of pace, this week we review the 2017, Kevin Sorbo-directed, Sean Hannity-produced "Let There Be Light," a film about "the world's most popular atheist" converting to christianity after a near-death experience in which he spoke to his deceased son.

Music: Dionne Warwick - Let There ...

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The Granddaughter Experience (The Mule)

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From April 22, 2019

For this episode, we deviate from the course and cover Clint Eastwood's 2018 greatest generation/boomer, under-appreciated dad wish-fulfillment film, "The Mule."

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Howdy, Patrons. We're using a new feature called "Collections" that allows us to group episodes ...

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Episode Collections added

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Hey all! Patreon has a new feature that allows us to organize episodes into “collections,” which you can view in one of the tabs on our profile.

This seems like a good way to organize a massive amount of content for new subscribers.

I’ve already collected The Anarchists episodes, Butt Fest episodes, Black. ...

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Thanks for great Apefest logistiscs guys. Incredible event. Still, I’ve almost lost sight this night.

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TODAY: We discuss the recent spate of direct actions against the US/Israeli war machine and field some criticisms of the organizing

ALSO: All my Apes are blind! Visitors at this year's Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT rave, "ApeFest," report blindness and burned skin after partying under the crypto carnival's UV "blacklights." ...

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"Why has America become the 'protest nation' for all other nation's problems?"

Today we're covering the anti-war protests, including a massive rally in DC and a direct action at an Oakland harbor against a military vessel headed for Israel.

We also discuss Zionist's newest limp, bad-faith tactic of taking "Free Palestine" to mean "Genocide Israel"

PLUS: in more lighthearted news, an LAPD cop...

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Sent to the Taco Gulag - The Postmodernist Drinking Song

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Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (11/04/23)

This week Jordan B Peterson sends us to the Taco Gulag as we check out his new song and music video, "The Postmodernist Drinking Song," a bewildering cacophony of circus music with screeds against postmodernist philosophers, feminists, and communist fast food restaurants

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DEATH CHAT 500 11/04/23

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Jordan Peterson makes a new music video

Elon Musk makes an epic sarcastic AI

Police brutalize ATF agent

and more!

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SOUTH PARK: Joining The Panderverse

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In this MEGA episode, cartoon genius Henry Gilbert of the Talking Simpsons and What A Cartoon podcasts helps us unpack South Park’s tangled screed against: 

Minority women in movies, Kathleen Kennedy’s stewardship of Disney (Lucasf...

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They transmogrified what was just a statue into a symbol of fire.

TODAY: Congratulations to the UAW as they force major concessions from auto manufacturers, including a historic raise from Ford and a re-opened plant in Illinois.

Also: we look at Robert Card, the Maine mass shooter, as his social media tells a story of a man obsessed with theoretical trans mass shooters and other right...

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How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes!

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (10/28/23)

We got the full pack of Disney-Villains-horrified-by-Hamas'-evil rendered by AI for Israeli propaganda. Ursula, Scar, Thanos--the whole gang's here and openly weeping.

A teacher giving her student "birthday spankings" goes viral on tik tok and Tony and Alex detail their histori...

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DEATH CHAT 500 10/28/23

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We got the full Israel Disney villain ally pack, we decide if birthday spanks from teachers are legal, and evangelicals see angels in the sky on Facebook livestream. COME CHAT

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DEATH CHAT 500 @ 5pm PST

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Hey folks, we’re on as usual for today with an overflowing cup of content, including but not limited to:

An AI image series shared by the Israel twitter account shows that even Disney villains side with the apartheid state

Evangelicals(?) mistake awards spotlights for angels in Facebook livestream

And cons...

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Why do we let Luddites run San Francisco, where the future is built

TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona

And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes

ALSO: another one of Trump’s lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder “What is happening?”

FINALLY: the California...

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My Octopus Terrorist

First, we thank Shaun King for freeing the Hamas hostages but worry about what his tireless pursuit of justice is doing to his mental health

THEN: they’re calling it the best propaganda ever—Israel and the IDF condemn Greta Thunberg as a terrorist for having her stuffed octopus plushie beside her in a photograph

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I’ve Proven Man Doesn’t Need Vegetables To Survive

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (10/21/23)

We chat about... industrial horror? Disaster horror? films like Prince of Darkness and Alien where crews team up to solve the horror movie

And The Daily Wire tries to rip off hit Australian cartoon Bluey, and Queensland's Premier has words for him

Also, a woman begins wea...

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DEATH CHAT 500 10/21/23 - I’ve Proven Man Doesn’t Need Vegetables To Survive

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We chat about... industrial horror? Disaster horror? films like Prince of Darkness and Alien where crews team up to solve the horror movie

And The Daily Wire tries to rip off hit Australian cartoon Bluey, and their Premier has words for him 

Also, a woman wears terrible wigs to job after employer bans her pin...

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ALICIA KEYS can post THIS and it gets ignored?? HELL NO. @accesshollywood @etnow @people

TODAY: We cover some of the myriad ways the west is speed-running 9/11 amid Israel's war on Gaza--including boisterous talk from the president about how easy it would be for us to manage two simultaneous wars

The nation is also gripped by Paraglider Panic, as men, women, and Donald Trump Jr. divulge their fears of being...

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Pray for sanity 🙏🏼🙏🏾

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Take the chained protesters and attach them to the concrete and chain them to it with chains that can't be broken

TODAY: We look at a successful (!) protest to shut down a recruitment office for a weapons manufacturing firm that makes 80% of the drones for Israeli's effort against Gaza and who advertises its weapons as "field tested" (on Palestinians).

We look at the right's responses to the successful action to better understand t...

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Be Safe Out There - DEATH CHAT 500 (10/14/23)

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 

TODAY: Alex shares a couple stories from his workweek including talking to an Alpha Afraid of Cities

and a Jordan Peterson fan gets a rude surprise when he sees fascists populating right-wing spaces?? We also check on Dr. Peterson himself to see how he's doing. Not well!

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DEATH CHAT 10/14/23

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Going live NOW. Let's chat.

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Why is he naked? Who wants to see a naked dude? Not me at all.

This week we finally throw off our shackles, stand up straight, and flick off that goddamn jackass who's always on our TV

Also: Israel begins its punishing assault on Gaza, killing hundreds, including hundreds of children. We address the 9/11 style bloodthirsty fervor gripping the US and respond to pro-Israel arguments ...

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"I am here to kill the Queen."

TODAY:  Militants break free from Gaza and into Israel, gunning down soldiers and civilians alike. We discuss this in the context of the ongoing occupation and imprisonment of the Palestinian people, and why such a people may not be concerned with military codes of conduct

Also: The Young Guns have finally fallen a...

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