Howdy Paychez. That's what I am calling the Patrons now. Paychez. My sweet peachy Paychez. Love you bops!
We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one feature about cats. This week, Steve reviews several cats from a documentary he watched while cradled in the arms of fellow film cri...
2017-07-20 17:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
250 episodes and we still haven't found a feature worth repeating. There's only one thing for it...to carry on our brave search for ANOTHER 250 EPISODES!!
We're not charging you for this one because we love you so much for supporting us all these years (and because the quality of the recording was utter shite but mostly ...
2017-07-13 19:46:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interview of his absolutely tiny life, and might be dead before it was all over.
Also, I think we miscounted how many episodes we had ...
2017-07-06 09:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Gav is in Kenya. No one knows why. Honestly it probably doesn't even matter.
2017-07-01 11:45:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Log, Steve and Joe got together, took their shorts off and shouted into a microphone for just ages. Enjoy.
2017-06-22 16:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons! Sorry, this one's just Log and Steve talking for absolutely ages about these four things exclusively:
- Idle animations
- Roger Helmer
- Whales
- Salad
Hope you're having a nice day!
2017-06-15 23:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreons! We have an honest-to-goodness live show coming up in Nottingham and YOU are invited. All of the details are here:
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/regular-features-the-quarter-millenn...
2017-06-03 14:16:18 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when good boys get bad haircuts? Find out in this thrilling 245th episode of the podcast professors are calling "immensely fruity".
2017-06-03 14:14:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt has been on HONEYMOON, Joe wants to rekindle things with an old friend, and Log has a quiz so you can work out what type of Conservative voter you are.
2017-05-25 08:25:53 +0000 UTC View Post
DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT CHARGING YOU IT'S FIIIIINE
We couldn't get together this week, so we have finally completed the compilation circle. You've heard him, you've smelled him, he's probably touched you. It's the best of Gavin John Bachgen-Gors Murphy, Regular Features' most reliably violent member. AND THAT'S ...
2017-05-18 11:14:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patrons! We're organising a special episode 250 live show in Nottingham in July, and YOU'RE INVITED. Keep an eye on the Patreon page for NEWS and UPDATES.
In this episode, Steve gives you hot praying tips. Log bids farewell to Marine Le Pen. Joe tells the harrowing story of a man he met who bellowed an entire scream ...
2017-05-11 22:48:42 +0000 UTC View Post
This is for YOU, sexy Patreon people. We love you all!
This week's episode ends with a feature that's good enough to show your Mum...especially if she looks like Victoria Wood.
2017-05-04 07:18:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe solves a viral mystery. Log laments fart injustice. Both read other people's books instead of really putting the work in. Gav attends.
2017-04-27 20:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey there Patron Peters and Patron Patricias, it's a hot new guzzlesworth of that neat-o podcast you like. In this episode, Matt has watched Watership Down and now he loves rabbits. Gav teaches unwilling students to speak French or Welsh or something. Steve continues to fascinate.
We've got a live show coming up on May 1...
2017-04-20 21:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen, Gav forgot he was editing this episode until THE SECOND YOU'RE READING THIS. If we say anything bad about anyone, do us a favour and don't tell anyone, yeah?
2017-04-14 11:08:47 +0000 UTC View PostLog takes us on a puppet-based snooker adventure, Joe has been watching terrible things, Steve wants us to visit a pyramid I think, and Matt walks into a teleportation device.
Thanks so much for your support, as ever. Sorry we had to get the pope to come and apologise. xxx
2017-04-06 13:31:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt and Log and Steven unite on the eve of "Britain's Worst Decision Since Spam" for a flurry of Brexit-related tosh.
2017-03-30 10:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you desirable bunch of Patron lovelies. Here's a new episode! We did it all by ourselves. Boopity boop! We love you. Teehee.
INSIDE: Gavin escapes from New York. Matt inflicts a bad television show upon himself and you. And Steve gender-swaps a ripe old Disney stinker.
2017-03-23 22:46:52 +0000 UTC View Post
HOOT HOOT
That is the sound of an owl AND one of those party blower birthday trumpets and if that's not the best summation of this episode then perhaps you would care to imagine a church doing push-ups.
2017-03-16 11:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys...we reckon this is EASY one of our Top 6 podcasts ever.
Come see us LIVE on April 3rd:
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Are you a Joe or are you a Gav?!
Come see us LIVE on March 6th:
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Hey Hey! Who wants to hear a podcast about Gav's weird penis, Joe's love of basketball and Log's new house?
Come see us LIVE on March 6th:
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2017-02-23 10:34:54 +0000 UTC View Post
In what has become an annual tradition, Matt & Gav get in a room and talk about their sad lives.
(Gav mentions this story at the end of the podcast which you should read: http://iwillpayonepoundforyourstor...
2017-02-17 09:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't believe it but we managed to fit your four absolute favourite things into a single podcast this week: political chicanery, time travel, babyfury, and gypsum. Gee baby, ain't we good to you.
2017-02-09 13:49:47 +0000 UTC View Post
We've got a real nostalgic treat for you this week as Steve "Volcano Paedophile" Hogarty for his first episode after a long, long, long absence. Also Matt and Log were there.
2017-01-26 13:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt knows about Dinosaurs, Gav punches a man in his face, Joe is there so I suppose he deserves some sort of credit for that.
2017-01-13 00:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Log celebrates his birthday. Steve invites you aboard Flight 2017. And Joe recounts the time Lord Heseltine never even strangled a dog. Apologies for the clipping on this one, but we all had very large mouths and lungs this day.
2017-01-06 11:29:40 +0000 UTC View Post
