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TLP Presents: The Cancellation Apology Bingo Card

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By Brian Trumble, Sirancha and Asterios Kokkinos

Follow Brian on twitter! He's a listener and he's hysterical.

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LNK #4: Yo Noid! vs. Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated

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Lime threatens to physically destroy his co-host.

Asterios learns about Suicidal Squidward.

And both go deep on that dastardly Noid. 

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TLP #71: A "Coomer" Sues Twitch

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What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card?

A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. 

And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants! 

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Christory #11: Jackie The Garden Troll (Pt. 1)

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i had to watch CWC perform oral sex directly into the camera for this episode so you better fuckin' like it b/c i'll never sleep again

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Presenting: The Loudest Podcast's Sticker-of-the-Month Club!

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Oh hell yeah it's time for more stickers time!

Starting RIGHT NOW, $15+ patrons get a brand-new sticker in the mail, every month, along with weekly video editions of TLP. 

These stickers are Q U A L I T Y , and feature awesome designs from TLP artists like 2020-06-22 18:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post

TLP #70: Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny's

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Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP.

Asterios learns what a "coomer" is.

And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.


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TLP #69: Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ

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Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story.

Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP.

And we launch a new sticker club!

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TLP #68: Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again

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Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits.

Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting.

And the french fry debate gets crispier.


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TLP #67: Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?

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What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? So many questions!

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Christory #10: Hitting Michael Snyder With A Car

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How could he be so heartless and cruel, running his body into that innocent car.

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LNK #3: Persona 5 vs. Chrono Trigger

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It's the battle of the JRPGs, baby!

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DSJ #3: A Cum Tribute For No Neck Ed with THOUGHT COPS!

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This is disgusting

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TLP #66: Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)

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TLP #65: Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé

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Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt.

Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed."

And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?

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"Star Wars: Bad Form RPG" feed drop!

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I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.

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TLP #64: Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs

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Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies.

Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder.

And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!


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TLP #63: Boomer Crossing

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Sirancha displays her lovely loaves.

Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration.

And both become addicted to Tetris 99.


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TLP will be late this week, but enjoy this livestream where I make horrifying bread out of Cap'n Crunch pancake mix!

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Yo, it's Asterios! TLP will be a little late this week, but I've been doing a YouTube call-in show every other Saturday night & it's been fun! 

You gotta call-in sometime. LimeJinjo is often there, too. Topics have included:


-Which c...

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TLP #62: Sirancha vs. Applebees

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Sirancha goes "South Of The Border."

Asterios buys "loosies."

And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!

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TLP #61: Asterios & Sirancha Play "C*** Wars"

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Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans."

Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes.

And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.


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LNK #2: Goku vs. Garfield, A Generational Battle

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Lime goes Super Saiyan to beat intestinal issues.

Asterios praises "Unmodded, Vanilla Garf."

And Doomguy the Doomguy finds a big-ass sword.

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TLP #60: We Review, "Anna's Rules For Marrying A Billionaire"

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Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats.

Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars.

And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?

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DSJ #2: What Nathen Mazri Knows About COVID-19

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Sirancha's life is threatened by the North Korean military.

She also pisses off the South Korean military. 

And they say Nathen is crazy.

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TLP #59: Sirancha's Game Corner: "Fap Titans"

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Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans."

Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts."

Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."


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Christory #9: The Trial of the Asperchu 4

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BREAKING: Hundreds lie dead after dang dirty trolls bombed the 4-Cent Garbage building. Mayor Chandler has vowed to bring the perpetrators to justice for the bombing, and also, for calling him gay...


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TLP #58: The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2

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Asterios fixes Frozen 2.

Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.

And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.

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Christory #8.5: CwCon

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We're recording Christory #9 tonight, which will continue the tale of "Asperchu." 

But here's a BONUS bonus episode, where...

Asterios pitches a bold new venture.

Sirancha takes us to "DashCon".

And the "Barb Death Hoax Counter" ticks down.


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TLP #57: Nathen Mazri, Coronavirus Truther

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Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.

Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.

And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.


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DSJ #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast

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Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.

Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug. 

Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!

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LNK #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies

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LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum.

Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies.

Neither will ever be the same...

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