Don't co op real civil rights images for this!
Some fun talk about table top gaming culture, all about the time I met Beard Mountain during a formative college class. Including, appropriately enough, my fessing up to being grossed out by furries. Which I am.
Then a fun Metroids song before more Gary on Zak non fur...
2013-07-16 17:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and ubergoose talk about how to go fast in Dark Souls.
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Kole and Gary talk about the Walking Dead expansion, "400 Days".
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get cracking and talk about Castlevania III. Oh, and this is our 50th episode.
An ancient evil awakens, a hero rises from disgrace, and spooky skeletons roam Europe. We’re not sure what foul oversight caused us to wait 50 episodes to talk about a Castlevania game, but here we are. It’s...
2013-07-11 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again and we intend to dominate.
2013-07-10 19:42:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This racist monster is my FAVORITE racist monster.
A very special Halloween episode! I hope you like it! A personal favorite of mine.
After some talk of the holiday in general, I play a Metroids classic. Then an audio play presented for your consideration.
2013-07-08 19:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jon Wolf read your responses about the Artorias of the Abyss DLC. Also, deleted scenes.
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2013-07-06 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about The Last of Us, State of Decay, and why or why not to play AAA games.
David: X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Rogue Legacy.
Dennis: Dark Souls (Artorias of the Abyss). Little Big Planet Karting.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk a lot about poop, and a little about Soul Blazer.
We get into the software market hot and heavy! Our favorite game: Look out!
2013-07-03 19:51:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Michael Jackson put out a game where the objective is to collect as many children as possible. Don't worry, we make the obvious jokes as soon as possible. We continue the streak of Abject Suffering games about known sex offenders. Got any suggestions for others?
2013-07-03 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This shouldn't be.
I'm back! At least for a time. Inspired by the bathroom at work, a little bit about urinals and male bathroom ettiquette. Then, a song from the much missed Joystick Joy, a band whose live appearances featured one Brayton Cameron. Finally, more relationship talk with Zak Rouse.
2013-07-01 18:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jon Wolf talk about the Artorias of the Abyss additional content.
If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Sanctuary Guardian through Manus.
The next episode will be an Appendix about Speed Running.
Please Note: All spoiler warnings are off....
2013-06-29 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We are joined by Ryan Green and Josh Larson to discuss their game, "That Dragon, Cancer".
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross release an episode about Soul Blazer.
We don’t really have good luck with action RPGs. While Soul Blazer is plenty charming, it’s definitely an early, simplistic take on the genre. Deathtoll has captured all living things, and it’s up to you to save them… but heroism is pretty repe...
2013-06-27 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, we know what it's like to be you. You're an innovator, you've recently been divorced and you're sick of speed dating. Try this: Speed Marriage.
2013-06-26 17:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.
Giving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let go of the trophy. Party Barn. Baby Hal. Ergo, toot. Poop car. Buyin' a spot. Caddyshack is overrated. I just want meinne kinder back. All's fair in love and GWAR.
2013-06-25 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This man explains how I feel most times.
All right, all right. This is just the apology/retraction/revision of my quittin' episode. Like I said before, we're nearing the end but we've got a few great episodes coming up as well as some sort of announcement as to what I'll be doing next. Until then, enjoy this mini-...
2013-06-24 18:03:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens read your responses about the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants. Also, deleted scenes.
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Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Nintendo E3 showing, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and the Last of Us.
Nintendo E3 press conference.
Confirmed pricing for next generation games.
Rift is Free to Play.
GoG Summer Sale
It's an allegory for all of mankind's struggle for equality. What if you were born different? What if everyone was afraid of you? What if you were the worst NES game Abject Suffering has played yet?
2013-06-20 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about cancelled cartoons, improv comedy, and a little bit about Deus Ex.
Sorry about the skip week! I think you'll understand when you listen to the episode.
2013-06-19 17:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television.
BPM. Taking my ball and going home. Mr. T Facts. Live entertainment. Currant events. Hypothetical Upskirt. Sam Squanch. Conspiracy stats. Burn the witch! I Love TV LAND. Miso Skeptical. Glazed Death.
2013-06-18 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Just look at it. Makes you feel alone, huh.
It's the beginning of the end! You know the drill: I think I was being a bit of a whiney baby but I was also in a disolving marriage and they were real feelings I was having, so fuck it! There are a couple more episodes before the big finale! I'll be doing another new ep...
2013-06-17 16:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens talk about the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants.
If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Graveyard up through the Gravelord.
The next episode will cover the Artorias of the Abyss DLC.
Please Note: All spoil...
2013-06-15 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the announcements made at E3.
Xbox One, out November 2013, $499
Microsoft Points are out.
Twitch streaming in Xbox One
Xbox 360 redesign, same price.
2 free games for Xbox Live Gold Subscribers<...
2013-06-14 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross touch base on the second half of Deus Ex.
The search for the truth continues, as J.C. Denton defects from UNATCO in order to fight Majestic 12. On the way he will side with the Illuminati, discover “aliens”, and visit as many military bases as possible. The last leg of Deus Ex isn’t ...
2013-06-13 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics.
Net ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. Parking story, or "Give Me Your Hair". Prints of the Internet. Nothing but Trouble. MERS. Lies for sale. Addicted to poison, or "Weezing the Scorp'. A new place to store yo...
2013-06-11 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Walking Dead rumors, The Silent Age, and we ask you what you're looking forward to at E3.
Film crew seeks to dig up Atari 2600 E.T. cartridges.
Ben didn't know Ace Patrol was already out.
Spy Party enters public beta.
2013-06-07 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
