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Bonfireside Chat Appendix: Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivienne read your responses about the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith. Also, deleted scenes.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Duke's Archives Episode

• 2013-06-07 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Abject Suffering 12: Spellcraft

There aught to be a Chick Tract about Spellcraft. It tells you the reagents and processes necessary to do such awful things as Much to Stone and Return Home. What's this you say? You joust demons? I'll not hear of it. Wait... there's heartbreaking, regret-wracked love letters hidden in the code? Well... huh.

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Deus Ex (Part 1)

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about “This is Water”, why marketing is evil, liquor, and a little about Deus Ex.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia
• This is Water (Video): 2013-06-06 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Pitch 29: The Grampagonizer

Hey gramps! Regret your life? Why not hire another old man to venge? We say go for it, with the Grampagonizer.

Those Damn Ross Kids 117: Smooth Sailing

Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Scott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. Wheel of Fortune spinnaz. A small bit of actual advice. Pam's World. Horse Port. PSH, on H. Hollywood Korner. Health food and hepatitis. Poop baby. Haunted by ghost chilis. ...

Dead Idea Valhalla 34. The Morelax

Before it gets all existential and horrible, let's have a good fun time with some classic curmudgeonry and Black History Moth. 

Here it is! The last episode before I go crazy and talk about quitting the show. From a more well adjusted place, these episodes seem sort of embarrassing. But this is a good fun time.

The Level 22: Anno Guttenberg

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the continuing story of the Xbox One, Word Realms, and ask YOU about midnight releases.

The Brief

• Xbox One television achievements.

• Boundless Xbox One optimism.

• Humble Indie Bundle 8.

• Arkham Origins trailer revealed.

  ...
  2013-05-31 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonfireside Chat 11: Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivienne talk about the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith.

If you're playing along, we cover everything from Ceaseless Discharge to the Bed of Chaos.

The next episode will cover the Catacombs and the Tomb of the Giants.

Please Note: All spoiler warnings are o...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 47: Deus Ex (Part 1)

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross blow the lid off of the first half of Deus Ex.

Everything you’ve heard is true. The fluoride in your water is intended to keep you docile. Black Helicopters are tracking your grocery habits. And smoking will kill others. Deus Ex is a delightful and terrifying game, where your hero is on ...

Abject Suffering 11: Pac Man 2

Routine errands beckon to you in a non-maze-like world. You are being mocked by a capricious god whose only mechanical means of influencing you are temptation and punishment. Can you feed your child and get to your finger-licious reward?

The Pitch 28: House of Cards

Have a wedding? You'll get the material to build a house. Interested? Why not listen.

Those Damn Ross Kids 116: knives.co.us.au.org.

Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

You're (part of) the problem. Who is Danny Aiello. McGee & Me. knives.co.us.au.org. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn. Cargo skirt. Baby shark baby. This is the plot to Blade. The crack ba...

Dead Idea Valhalla 33. All Kinds of Dinners

Transit Talez

Games! Gamers! I like it, sure, but it's also disgusting! Listen in!

Then a song from The Midnite Snax, a little number called At All that I've always been real fond of.

I close out this episode with some transit tales, which could almost be it's own podcast.

The Level 21: A Little Too Loud When It's Quiet

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the X-Box One reveal, Thomas Was Alone, and Super Stickman Golf 2.

The Brief

• X-Box One Announcement.

The Grind

• Ben: Mass Effect 3.

• Dennis: The Walking Dead. X-COM: Enemy Unknown. Thoma...

  2013-05-24 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonfireside Chat Appendix: The Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dennis Furia read your responses about the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave. Also, deleted scenes.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• FM-2030

• 2013-05-24 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Mario Golf / Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about how awful the world is, taking advantage of disabled people, and the importance of staying hydrated.

LINKS OF NOTE:

• Disabled Tour Guides: startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/15/…r-new-book/
• Matt Bors: Millennials Aren’t Lazy, They’re Fucked: 2013-05-23 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

The Pitch 27: The Cry-Brator

The worst part of children growing up has now been addressed. You're welcome.

Those Damn Ross Kids 115: Cone Alone

Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.

LINKS OF NOTE:

Fake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A bachelor's in homely studies. Never clean your grill. Thumb orgasm. Pinterest Stress.

Dead Idea Valhalla 32. Insert Six Punch-Bucks

These girls are promoting.

My favorite thing about Dead Idea Valhalla was when I did shit like this. Inspired by PAX and the idiots behind NOS, I put together this. Enjoy!

Special thanks to Nick Glauber for being my Nos Energy.

Also: 2013-05-20 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonus Level 6: Heavy Rain

We revisit an old episode of Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This to talk about Heavy Rain. We'll be back next week with a new episode of The Level.

Bonfireside Chat 10: The Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dennis Furia talk about the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Cave.

If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Stacks up through the final fight with Seath.

The next episode will cover the Demon Ruins and Lost Izalith.

Please Note: All spoiler warnin...

Watch Out for Fireballs! 46: Mario Golf / Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross chip into a kickflip to talk about both Mario Golf and Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2.

We were originally going to talk about Mario Golf 64, but it wasn’t robust enough. So, in a first for the show, we expanded our discussion to the entire series. Our conclusion is that it isn’t Mario enou...

Abject Suffering 10: Wayne's World

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So...

The Pitch 26: Business and Pleasure Swords

You're often confronted with a variety of situations and you never know which sword to bring! Now, you do!

Those Damn Ross Kids 114: Lawry Don't Wear a Robe

Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

STYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your push notifications. The Pussy Posse. The Plan is used for drugs. Marge Simpson is dead. Meningitis snails. The bike lake story. Stories about an inspiring pimp. Corporate teard...

Dead Idea Valhalla 31. Greece, the land of Milkhoney, Sodomy Pots and Rome

Danger lurks within. 

Here it is, the entire Dungeon Mister saga! Based on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LBpMuSTrQ

One of my all time favorite things ever.

Not too much to say about this, but I'm a big fan. 2013-05-13 18:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonfireside Chat Appendix: Darkroot Basin and New Londo Ruins

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Brayton Cameron read your responses about the New Londo Ruins and Darkroot Basin. Also, deleted scenes.

Links of Note:

• Priscilla's Dagger

• 2013-05-11 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonfireside Chat Special: Dark Souls PVP 101

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Jeremy Greer talk about the basics of PVP in Dark Souls.

Links of Note:

• Dark Souls Haters

• Youtube - NotECEC...

  2013-05-10 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Watch Out for Fireballs! Extrasode: Max Payne

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross briefly talk about huge houses in Neverwinter Nights, the Dishonored DLC, and a little bit about Max Payne.

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The Pitch 25: The Estus Eatery

The masterminds behind the Pitch recently guested on Bonfireside Chat and that's a fantastic coincidence given that innovation had previously taken them by storm.