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Hard Digest June 22: Early Access Summer Clothing, Instagram, Social Interactions, and More Free Vinyl,

Punk Who Wears Too Little Clothing in Winter Excited to Now Wear Too Much In Summer

BY MATTHEW SCHNEEMAN 

MINNEAPOLIS �...

Hard Digest June 21: Early Access Joe Rogan, Chappell Roan, The Crusades, Credit Card Debt, and More

Joe Rogan Accidentally Books Mindforce After Mistaking Them for Supplement Company

BY TIM GRAHAM 

AUSTIN, Texas — Hardcore b...

Hard Digest June 20: Kendrick, Early Access Male Feminists, Gordon Ramsay, Sigur Ros, and More

Male Feminist Corrects Female Coworker by Insisting She Had “Women’s” Night Out

BY DOUG KOLIC 

VANCOUVER, Wash. – Local...

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The beauty of being a Patron is you get to see things that the social media companies take down immediately. We thought we were playing by the rules, but I guess not. Anyway, here is a promotional Reel for the latest episode of Mvp that was taken down within 10 seconds of being published. Enjoy. And go listen to the latest ep...

Mvp: Madonna "Like a Prayer"

We are down on our knees ready to take you there with an all-new episode of Mvp. This week Bill and Dan break down the iconic, controversial, and bat shit crazy video for "Like a Prayer" and Bill tells a story that guarantees this episode won't be coming out from behind the paywall.

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Hard Digest June 19: Justin Timberlake, Ted Cruz, Early Access Healthy Eating, The Worst -Phile, Feminist Allies, and More

Justin Timberlake Writes Entire Album About How Long Island Iced Tea Is a Lying Whore

BY SARAH CORTINA

SAG HARBOR, NY — Justin...

Hard Digest June 18: NBA Final, Early Access Popeye, Lemon Law, Losers, and More

Boston Celtics Beat Dallas Mavericks in NBA Championship as Final Revenge for JFK

BY ERIC SCHWARTZ

BOSTON — Players, coaches, a...

Hard Digest June 17: Early Access "All the Small Things," Therapists, Stolen Riffs, and More

Scientists Confirm 97% of Millennials Programmed To Stop Where They Are and Sing Along to “All the Small Things”

BY ARIELLE ANDREAN...

Hard Digest June 16: Father's Day, Early Access Original Lineups, Chicken Parm, Good Guys With Guns, and More

Band Launches “See Original Lineup Before One of Them Dies” Tour

BY PATRICK CROOKS 

LOS ANGELES...

Hard Digest June 15: Early Access Father's Day, Boomers, and More

Absent Father Who Just Buys His Kids’ Love and Affection Is Honestly Fucking Crushing It

BY MIKE MAHER 

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — ...

Hard Digest June 14: X, Early Access Firefighters, Grave Digger, The Green Mile, Local Pizza, and More

Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private

BY ERIC SCHWARTZ 

WASHINGTON — Closete...

Hard Digest June 13: Early Access Pledge of Allegiance, James Bond, Toyotathon, and More

Heartbreaking: Annoying Kid That Refused to Do Pledge of Allegiance in High School Was 100% Right

BY MATT HUSSER 

TACOMA, Wa...

MVP: Suicidal Tendencies "Institutionalized"

Grab a Pepsi and tell your parents you hate them, this week Bill and Dan break down the classic music video for "Institutionalized." If you like skateboarding, angst, and bad lip syncing then this video is for you.

Watch the video here: 2024-06-13 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest June 12: Early Access Taylor Swift, Rivers Cuomo, Mickey Mouse, and More

Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs

BY REUBEN BLANCHARD 

WORCESTER, Mass. — Longtime Taylor Sw...

Hard Digest June 11: Early Access Food Trucks, Mentos, Bob Dylan, and More

Regrets of Going to Show on Tuesday Night Lessened by Food Truck Parked Outside

BY CHRIS BOWEN 

LOS ANGELES. — Local man D...

Hard Digest June 10: Early Access Door Guy, Waiters, Taco Tuesday, and More

Bummer: Entire Show Cancelled After Door Guy Loses Marker

BY CHRIS BOWEN

SEATTLE — A recent punk show at High Dive was canceled la...

Hard Digest June 9: Early Access Free Climbing, They Might Be Giants, Envy, and More

Punk Attempting to Free Climb 6’4” Man Blocking His View of Stage

BY BEN FRIEDMAN 

MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Mike McC...

Hard Digest June 8: Early Access Milo Goes to Trade School, Missed Connections, Skateboarding, Adult Leagues, and More

Annoying Conservative Tells Milo He “Should Have Gone to Trade School Instead”

BY CHRIS BOWEN

MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Unb...

Hard Digest June 7: Early Access RHCP, Couples Therapy, Pride, Emily the Strange, and More

Parents Force Teenage Son to Listen to Entire Red Hot Chili Peppers Discography as Punishment for Adding “Dani California” to Family Playlist

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Hard Digest June 6: Israel Bombing, Steve Bannon, Early Access AxC, Gentrifcation, Day Trader Dominance, and More

Israel Shows Support For Western Culture By Committing Mass Murder At School

BY TIM SHEARD 

CENTRAL GAZA — Israeli government...

Mvp: Beastie Boys "Sabotage"

Today we break down one of the best music videos of all time. If "Sabotage" isn't in your top 3 favorite music videos then go take a long hard look in the mirror, then call your parents and ask them the following question "Where did you go wrong when raising me?" Go listen to the episode.

Watch the music video here: 2024-06-06 18:59:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest June 5: Early Access Creative Projects, Nosferatu, Ball Busting, and More

Man Finally Feeling Ready to Begin Creative Project 80 Years After Dying

BY JOHN DANEK 

BATON ROUGE, La. — The ghost of Wins...

Hard Digest June 4: Slipknot, Early Access Hot Topic, Addiction, Golden Tickets, and More

Circle of Life: Man Conceived In Bathroom At Slipknot Concert Plans to Follow in His Parent’s Footsteps At 25th Anniversary Tour

BY JU...

Hard Digest June 3: The First Female President?, Early Access Goths, Brain Cancer, Metalheads, and More

President Biden Promises If Re-Elected America Will Have First Female President Within Three Months

BY THE HARD TIMES STAFF

WASHIN...

Hard Digest June 2: Early Access Danzig, Hybrids, Wind Farms, and More

Black Cat at Adoption Event Still Holding Out Hope Danzig Will Show Up

BY THE HARD TIMES STAFF

LOS ANGELES — Local shelter c...

Hard Digest June 1: Trump's Big Wave, Early Access Brand New Coverups, Malaise, Birds, and Taylor Swift

Long Island Tattooer Still Makes Good Living Covering Up Brand New Lyrics

BY VINCENT IVES

LONG ISLAND, N.Y. — Greenport tattoo artist Hazel Derulo continues to make an excellent salary by simply covering up Brand N...

Hard Digest May 31: Trump Fallout, Early Access The Red Chord, Drinking, Target, Banking, and More

QAnon Follower Desperately Trying to Decipher Significance of “34” in Trump’s 34 Convictions

BY TREVOR GRAHAM 

BOISE, Id...

Hard Digest May 30: Trump Trial Updates, Early Access Instagram Doctors, Barenaked Ladies, Blood Donations, and More

Donald Trump Announces Sweeping New Policy On Prison Reform

BY HARRY VALENTINE 

NEW YORK — Former President Donald Tru...

Mvp: The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"

This week Bill and Dan break down the award winning video for "Fell In Love With A Girl" from The White Stripes. Travel back in time with us to 2002 as we dig into every single detail you will ever need to know about this music video.

Watch the video here: 2024-05-30 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest May 29: Early Access Ukulele, Family, Divinyls, and More

Ukulele Player Realizes Full Potential Recording Song for Herpes Medication Ad Campaign

BY IAN STEFFÉ 

CHERRY VALLEY, N.Y. —...