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Mvp w/ Bill and Dan: Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun"

We are double dipping today. These are the first two episodes of our new podcast, just for you. Those scumbags that want everything for free will never hear this episode. Bill and Dan break down "Black Hole Sun" and we hope you enjoy it as we figure out what the hell we're doing.

Mvp w/ Bill and Dan: Green Jellÿ "3 Little Pigs"

What do we have here? A new podcast that's just for you Patreon supporters. The Hard Times Editors Bill Conway and Dan Rice break down the classic music video for "3 Little Pigs."

Hard Digest May 22: Early Access Villains, Trump, Ghosthunters, and More

Top-Hatted Guy Twiddling Handlebar Mustache in Crowd Watches as Guitarist Inches Closer to Stepping on Landmine Disguised as Pedal

BY JOE ...

48 FLASH SALE 40% EVERYTHING IN STOCK

Hello Patrons, to celebrate the 40th birthday of our co-founder/Editor-in-Chief Bill Conway we've decided to do a huge sale. Go stock up on merch and if you see Bill in person today make sure you punch him in the stomach.

Hard Digest May 21: Early Access Bigfoot, Oasis, Owning the Libs, and More

Pissed Cryptozoologist Mistakes J Mascis for Bigfoot Again

BY PATRICK COYNE 

MAUPIN, Ore. — Deflated cryptozoologist Sam ...

Hard Digest May 20: Early Access Leather Jacket, Blink-182, Bill Maher, and More

Cooler Guy Wears Two Leather Jackets

BY TRAYE HOLLAND 

AUSTIN, Texas — Local cool guy Jared Bellweather left his house w...

Hard Digest May 19: Early Access Nirvana Expose, Soul-Crushing Jobs, Friends, and More

Explosive Exposé Reveals How Music Industry Created Nirvana To Sell Graphic Tees At Target 30 Years Later

BY JUS KAPLAN 

Hard Digest May 18: Early Access Jail, Posers, Baby Boomers, The Strokes, and More

Guy Who’s Always Wanted To Learn Harmonica Excited For Lengthy Jail Sentence

BY JOE RUMRILL 

CREST HILL, Ill. — Newly con...

Hard Digest May 17: Early Access Jawbreaker, Makeovers, Ed Hardy, Gambling, and More

‘90s Punk Fan Wondering When It’s Going To Be Cool To Mindlessly Hate Jawbreaker Again

BY JAMES KNAPP

OAKLAND, Calif. — Damie...

Hard Digest May 16: Early Access Sobriety, Song Meanings, Mars Volta, and More

Punk Proud of Favorite Artist’s Sobriety Until He Credits It to God

BY JOSH BAUMGART

NEW ORLEANS — Ian McSeamus, the infamous...

Hard Digest May 15: Israel Aid, Early Access FAFSA, Dad's, Drivers, and More

Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding

BY THE HARD TIMES STAFF 

QUINCY, ...

Hard Digest May 14: Early Access Pop-Tarts, Drinking Buddies, Punk Prom, and More

Study Shows Millennials Have Eaten Enough Pop -Tarts And Bagel Bites To Completely Preserve Their Bodies Up To 100 Years After Death

BY J...

Hard Digest May 13: Early Access Studio Banter, Danny Tanner, Climate Change, and More

Studio Banter Left on Album Really Highlighting Band’s Insufferability in Whole New Way

BY MIMI KENNY

SAN DIEGO — The in-studio...

Hard Digest May 12: Early Access Ben and Jerry's, Morning Meetings, Privilege, and More

Ben and Jerry’s Collaborate With Mac DeMarco to Release Cigarette and Black Coffee Ice Cream

BY IAN STEFFÉ 

WATERBURY, Vt. �...

Hard Digest May 11: Early Access, Mother's Day, Stick and Pokes, Fashion Hacks, and More

Lone Woman in Metal Scene Completely Unaware She’s a Mother Figure to Almost Everyone

BY DAN KOZUH 

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Heavy ...

Hard Digest May 10: Early Access Guitar Pedals, Your Brain, Jake From State Farm, Boner Pills, and More

New KORG Guitar Pedal Cancels Negative Feedback From Bandmates

BY KEVIN TIT 

MELVILLE, N.Y. — Notable music technology corporat...

Hard Digest May 9: Brain Worms, Early Access The Hold Steady, Hangovers, Food Banks, and More

Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong

BY MATT HUSSER

NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump proudly decl...

Hard Digest May 8: Steve Albini, Trump Trial, Early Access Oi!, Posers, Band Names, and More

Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins

BY TRAVIS TACK 

PEARL...

Hard Digest May 7: Stormy Daniels, Ceasefire, Early Access Make-A-Wish Kids, White Rappers, Cocaine, and More

Juror in Trump Hush Money Trial Unsure of Where He Recognizes Stormy Daniels From

BY CLAIRE ALEXANDER 

NEW YORK – Jur...

Hard Digest May 6: Kendrick/Drake Beef, Early Access Elton John, Discovery, Michael Winslow, and More

Drake Reveals That He Was Only Being Creepy To Girls For 15 Years To Bait Kendrick Into Talking About It

BY CHARLES BILL

TORONTO...

Hard Digest May 5: Early Access New Order, Chuck Klosterman, and Bird Watching

New Order Fan Bummed Her Current Love Triangle Is Actually Pretty Mundane

BY JOHN DANEK

MANCHESTER — New wave obsessive and roma...

Hard Digest May 4: Early Access BOSS, Sublime, Documentary Films, Boycotts, and More

BOSS Finally Releases Pedal That Makes Guitar Sound Like “Jack Black Impersonating a Guitar Solo”

BY JOE RUMRILL 

HAMAM...

Hard Digest May 3: Early Access Björk, Alpha Males, Success, and More

Reykjavik Residents Reminded to Keep Windows Closed During Annual Björk Spraying

BY PATRICK CROOKS

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — Cit...