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Hard Digest September 9: Early Access Les Claypool, Planet Fitness, Tim Walz, and More

Les Claypool Sends Follow-up Email to Metallica Regarding 1986 Bass Audition

By Steve Packosky 

EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Pro...

Hard Digest September 8: Early Access Cocktails, Exes, Posers, and More

Party Guests Endure 30-Minute Wait for Drinks from Friend Who Just Got Into Cocktail Making

By Dan Kozuh

LOUISVILLE, Ky.. — Gues...

Hard Digest September 7: Early Access Country Music, Marlboro Miles, Rhino XXL Pills, Mistakes, and More

Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster

By Ben Friedman

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Up-and-comi...

Hard Digest September 6: Early Access Bad Religion, Drunks, Check Engine Light, Attachment Styles, and More

Bad Religion’s New Album Slams Inefficiencies of the Medicare System

By Jose Balderas 

LOS ANGELES — Long-time fans of...

Hard Digest September 5: Early Access Trump, Grandmas, Moon Shoes, and More

Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying “Ew”

By Sean Fallon | September 6, 2024

PALM BEACH, Fla. ...

MVP: Tears For Fears "Head Over Heels"

Today on the podcast we take a trip to our local library to harass the hardworking librarian with a gun, we also break down the video for "Head Over Heels" by Tears For Fears. So settle in, think about Donnie Darko and enjoy the show.

Watch the video here: 2024-09-05 13:04:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest September 4: Tim Burton, Early Access Acid, Bill and Ted, Math Rock, and More

Hot Topic Immediately Opens New Location Next To Tim Burton’s Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

By James Knapp 

LOS ANGELES �...

Hard Digest September 3: Early Access Scene Elders, Weed, Hiking, and More

Scene Elder Passes Down Oral History of Who Hates Who and Why

By Tim Graham 

CHULA VISTA, Calif. — The patriarch of the loca...

Hard Digest September 2: Early Access WWE, Dental Surgery, Fruitopia, and More

Millennial’s Alcoholism Traced Back to Prolonged Exposure to Attitude-Era WWE as a Child

By Chris Bowen

PHILADELPHIA — Local 36...

Hard Digest September 1: Early Access Mercyful Fate, Jobs, Arms Dealers, and More

Guy Wearing Mercyful Fate Shirt Inside 200-Year-Old Church Kind of Disappointed He Didn’t Burst into Flames Upon Entering

By Chris Bowen<...

Hard Digest August 31: Early Access Guitar Center, Insane Clown Posse, Truck Repair, Band Name, and More

Man Unsure If He’s Listening to Grateful Dead Live Recording or Just In a Guitar Center on a Saturday Afternoon

By John Danek

Hard Digest August 30: Jack White, Early Access Alice Cooper, Family Values, Astronauts, Muppets, and More

Jack White Demands Trump Stop Using His Songs By Sending Campaign Cease and Desist Letter on 7”

By Ryan Dondero 

NASHVILL...

Hard Digest August 29: Early Access Punk Shows, Billy Joel, Bird Watching, and More

So-Called Punk Show Still Features Organized Ticket Line and Thorough Safety Procedures

By Adam Frost-Venrick 

ATHEN...

New Episode of MVP: Korn "Freak On a Leash"

Nu metal is back and hotter than ever and this week Bill and Dan break down the classic music video for Korn's "Freak On A Leash" which definitively proves scatting saves lives.

Watch the video here then listen to the episode: https://www....

Hard Digest August 28: Early Access The Smashing Pumpkins, Cool Jazz, Drake, and More

Smashing Pumpkins Fan Furious Smashing Pumpkins Released a Good Album in 2024

By Dan Kozuh

CHICAGO — Longtime fans of The Smashing P...

Hard Digest August 27: Oasis, Burning Man, Stop & Shop, Plus Early Access Posts

Negotiator Who Got Oasis Back Together Now Tasked With Much Easier Job of Convincing Israel to Agree to A Ceasefire

By Stephen Bell 2024-08-28 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

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Hard Digest August 25: Early Access NPR, Toilet Paper, Climate Change, and More

Power-Mad NPR Announces Giant Desk Concerts

By Nathan Kamal 

WASHINGTON — National Public Radio, drunk on its own power ove...

Hard Digest August 25: Early Access Maynard James Keenan, Political Discourse, Partying, Deadpool, and More

Maynard James Keenan’s Winery Not Sure What to Do With Pallets of Unsold “Stinkfist Chardonnay”

By Matt Husser 

JEROME, ...

Hard Digest August 23: Early Access Nardwuar, Forklifts, Banks, Facebook, and More

Nardwuar Ushered Out of Gentlemen’s Club for Addressing Dancers by Their Real Names

By Carson Kile

VANCOUVER, British Columbia �...

Hard Digest August 22: Tom Morello, Early Access Friendship, Charmin Bears, Lars Ulrich, and More

Exhausted Tom Morello Faxes in Protest of Chicago DNC

By Rob Ryder

CHICAGO — Guitarist and exhausted activist Tom Morello faxed in ...

MVP: Guns N' Roses "November Rain"

If you are anything like us you love the short stories of Del James, and thankfully this classic Guns N' Roses video for "November Rain" is based on one of his works, but you already knew that. We break it down anyway. Give it a listen.

Watch the video: 2024-08-22 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 21: Pumpkin Spice, Early Access Threads, Bill Maher, Hipsters, and More

“It’s Too Early for Pumpkin Spice!” Says Man with Fridge Full of Oktoberfest Beers

By Ben Friedman 

MINNEAPOLIS — Lo...

Hard Digest August 20: Joe Biden, Donald Trump AI, Early Access Bounces, Old Phones, New Age Hippies, and More

Tearful Joe Biden Delivers Powerful Speech About How Thankful He Is to Have Funded a Genocide

By The Hard Times Staff 

CHICAG...

Hard Digest August 19: Dave Matthews, Early Access Carcass, SmarterChild, Child Stars, and More

DNC Officials on Edge After Dave Matthews Parks Tour Bus Blocks Away From Convention Venue

By The Hard Times Staff 

CHICAGO �...

Hard Digest August 18: Early Access Influencers, Renovations, Amish Villages, and More

Estranged Influencer Couple Agree to Stay Together For the Algorithm

By Tim Sheard 

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Estranged husband and ...

Hard Digest August 17: Price Gouging, Early Access The Decemberists, Potpourri, Palestine, Brat Summer, and More

Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism

By Colleen Nerney

WH...

Hard Digest August 16: Early Access Burritos, Bill Maher, Tattoos, J.D. Vance, and More

Punk Foodie Can Tell Which Factory Gas Station Burrito Came From

By Tim Graham 

CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoiss...

Hard Digest August 15: Early Access Concertgoers, Garbage Pail Kids, Ghosts, and More

Self-Conscious Concertgoer Really Needed to Hear Crowd He’s In Was Amazing Tonight

By Neel Bhakta 

MILWAUKEE — Local sad ...

MVP: The Cranberries "Zombie"

If you wanted a fun romp of a music video then good news, this week we break down The Cranberries mega classic "Zombie." Listen, and maybe you will learn a little something.

Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts 2024-08-15 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post