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Hard Digest August 14: Early Access Gentrification, Pits, Eulogies, and More

Second-Wave Gentrification Threatens To Price Out All of City’s Historic Microbreweries

By James Knapp

SETSONVILLE, Md. �...

2024-08-15 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 13: Gold Medals, Early Access Squatting, Friendships, The Eagles, and More

Olympian Excited to Return Home With Gold Medal and Pawn It For Rent Money

By Dan Kozuh

BALTIMORE, Md. — 23-year-old Olympic...

2024-08-14 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest 12: Early Access Velvet Underground Shirts, Nostalgia, Dog Parks, and More

Guy Fleeing From Pack of Escaped Gorillas Regrets Wearing Velvet Underground Shirt to Zoo Today

By Joe Rumrill

SAN DIEGO —...

2024-08-13 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 11: Early Access Kamala Harris, Stephen King, Band Chemistry, and More

Kamala Harris Leans Into Cool Aunt Image by Promising Junior Staffers Can Drink Beers in White House Basement

By Trevor Graham

WA...

2024-08-12 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 10: Early Access Drum Circles, Brat Girl Summer, Trump, Polly Pocket, and More

Feuding Drum Circles Put Differences Aside to Form One Big Unemployment Line

By Courtney Hill

SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Two r...

2024-08-11 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 9: Early Access The Decline of Western Civilization, Rare Cheeses, Recycling, Intermittent Fasting, and More

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4th Installment of “Decline of Western Civilization” to Focus on Depressing World of Punks Becoming Conservative Nutjobs

By Chris Bowen 2024-08-10 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 8: Early Access Rotten.com, Joe Biden, Rob Thomas, and More

Harvard Study Concludes that 100% of Millennials Have Rotten.com-Related PTSD

By Ian Steffé

CAMBRIDGE, Mass....

2024-08-09 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: White Zombie "More Human Than Human"

This week we travel back to when Rob Zombie started his film-directing career by breaking down White Zombie's "More Human Than Human." So put a giant pumpkin on your head, find your robot friend and settle in for another episode of MVP.

2024-08-08 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 7: Trump, Early Access Bullies, Travis Kelce, Juggalo Moms, and More

Trump Regales Conservative Media Outlets With Charming Anecdote About Time He Got Five Innocent Men Arrested In Central Park

By The Hard Times...

2024-08-08 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 6: RFK JR., Early Access Henry Rollins, Rock Bottom, Stadium Organists, and More

RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

By Matt Husser...

2024-08-07 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 5: Early Access Mugshots, New Genres, Statues, and More

Metalhead Asks if He Can Change Into Morbid Angel Shirt Before Taking Mugshot

BY DAN KOZUH

CLEARWATER, Fla. — Local metalhead...

2024-08-06 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 4: Early Access Phones, Lit, The Rolling Stones, and More

STUDY: Fuck It, Scrolling on Your Phone Before Bed Actually Good For You

BY MALIA SIMON

BOSTON – Researchers at Harvard U...

2024-08-05 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 3: Early Access Taylor Swift, Prisons, Fascism, The Blair Witch Project, and More

Taylor Swift Releases Album to Overshadow Friend’s Engagement Announcement

BY SEAN FALLON

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Michelle Reynol...

2024-08-04 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 2: Early Access Buckcherry, Metallica, Garbage Blooms, Trauma, and More

Buckcherry Wonders If They Suck Too Much or Not Enough for Ironic Nostalgia

BY JACKY PRITCHARD

BOONVILLE, N.Y. — Frequ...

2024-08-03 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 1: JD Vance, Early Access Chino Moreno, No Doubt. JoAnn Fabrics, and More

JD Vance Further Angers Nation By Claiming “Childless Tarantula Guys” Are Pretty Cool Though

BY BOBBY KOREC

MIDDLETOWN, O...

2024-08-02 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Dinosaur Jr. "Feel the Pain

This week on "MVP Bill and Dan head back to the year 1994 to talk about Dinosaur Jr's "Feel the Pain" and learn a lot about golf along the way.

Watch the video then listen to the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkN3nJyWEA

2024-08-01 20:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 31: Boycotts, Simone Biles, AI Taco Bell, Early Access HitClips, Broken Arms, Weezer, and More

Officials Confirm Olympic Games “May Never Recover” From Rob Schneider Boycott

BY DAN RICE

PARIS — International Olympic...

2024-08-01 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 30: JD Vance, Early Access Nu Metal, Mitochondria, Vintage Shirts, and More

JD Vance Catching More Backlash After Saying Women Over 30 Shouldn’t Be Happy

BY BEN FRIEDMAN

ST. CLOUD, Minn. — Vice Pre...

2024-07-31 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 29: Olympic Skateboarding, Venezuela, Early Access Wedding DJ, Enzyte, Bedbugs, and More

Olympic Skateboarding Competition Interrupted by Irate Woman Who Says the Noise Is Scaring Her Dog

BY TREVOR GRAHAM

PARIS...

2024-07-30 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 28: Early Access Metalheads, Instagram, Classic Rock, and More

Metalhead Wakes from Horrible Nightmare Where Vest Had Sleeves

BY NATHAN KAMAL

EUGENE, Ore. — Local metalhead and part-time bari...

2024-07-29 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 27: Early Access Chappell Roan, Mental Health, Rural Vegans, Saying No, and More

Nice! Woman Who Called You Homophobic Slurs in High School So Excited to See Chappell Roan

BY SARAH CASSELL

BOSTON – Loc...

2024-07-28 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 26: Early Access Knockd Loose, Wilco, Cybertrucks, Adult Friendships, and More

ASPCA Adoptions Up 600% After Replacing Sarah McLachlan Song with Knocked Loose Screaming “ARF ARF” on Loop

BY JOHN DANEK

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2024-07-27 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 25: Early Access Harsh Noise, North Korea, Five Finger Death Punch, and More

Harsh Noise Show Audience Unaware Fire Alarm Has Been Going off Past 45 Minutes

BY JOE RUMRILL

BLOOMFIELD, Conn. — All 1...

2024-07-26 00:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Civ "Can't Wait One Minute More"

Today on the podcast Bill and Dan go deep into the Youtube archives and dig out a certified gem of a music video from Civ. If you don't like this music video you can suck an egg, we loved it, listen to the show, share it with a friend.

Watch the video: 2024-07-25 13:20:34 +0000 UTC View Post