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Ask Joe Bob: Boiled Peanuts Edition

First things first: Boiled Peanuts rule.

Secondly, here is the pic JB refers to in this vid. Thanks so much for taking this, John, and for sending in this question. Keep ‘em coming, Patron Saints! 🤠❤️❤️

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Voting Edition

I'm sick of these "It's your responsibility to vote" ads. If you're not paying attention and you don't know who's running for office, it's your responsibility NOT to vote.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Election Edition

Tomorrow we fight over which political party gets to enforce its rules on us. Both parties use the slogans of 40 years ago to fight old battles because creating a new message of hope would require acknowledging that my adversary is also my brother.

(Selfie sent to me today from the set of the indie film he’...

Saturn 3 & Chained Heat 2 (Air Date: 2/14/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we are celebrating Valentine’s Day the Drive-in way with 2 complete cl-ass-sicks. I’m especially in ❤️ with Chained Heat 2. That is perfect romantic viewing in my eyes! 🥰

Here are the Drive-In totals to help you tear the ❤️ outta Saturday night…Enjoy! 💘 <...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Narcissist Edition

Can we just retire the word "narcissist"? It's used whenever anyone does anything out of self-interest, which is--hello!--100 per cent of humankind

Joe Bob Column 11/89

Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! Here’s a lil extra Friday Fun fer yer viewing pleasure.

Enjoy the Wisdom of JB, and have a wonderful weekend! 🖤

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Writing Edition

If the written word is becoming obsolete, why do so many people write words on their skin? The popularity of the tattooed word means words are pretty fucking powerful.

Bloodspell (Air Date: 11/11/89)

(Outro: 4:13)

Happy Humpday, homies! Hope y’all had a super fun Halloween, and aren’t giving in too much to the post-Halloween blues. (Remember every day is Spooky Season in your 🖤!)

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Bloodspell, but JB really makes it sound like a must-watch here. 😉 I am excited about Fair...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Weather Edition

Wild weather--hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, typhoons, wind storms--are comforting to us. Because we all agree on what the rules are. Anybody zonked by the wild weather is a 100 percent victim. Anybody who helps somebody else dig out of the wild weather is a 100 percent hero. The aftermath of wild weather means we all agree t...

Halloween III w/ Monstervision segments (Air Date: 5/30/97)

Happy Halloween treat Numero Two-O: Here’s Halloween 3 WITH the MV segments added in fer ya! 

You might notice he gave this movie ⭐️ ⭐️. His actual rating for it is 1/2 a ⭐️ (you can find his OG print review out there that still says that), but the MV High Sheriffs thought he was being TOO mean & ...

Happy Halloween!!!!

its our night, Patreon Pals! More 🎃 treats in store for you later, but here’s a lil something to start things off right! 🎃🖤🖤

Neptune Factor & When Time Ran Out (Air Date: 1/24/97)

We just got back from our Chopping Mall screening. Thank you so much to everyone who came out to spend part of their Halloweekend with us.

My condition for working g w JB on Halloween is that he HAS to dress up with me. This year he said I could pick whatever I wanted as long as he didn’t have to wear a wi...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Postal Edition

Seventeen out of every 20 applicants fail the postal workers exam.
And yet those three elite over-achievers can't put the right letter in the right box.

fDon’t worry y’all…as a fake postal worker I’m offended by this for ya. 😉 And side note, my third annual Halloween pod with Chris Jericho came ...

VCR Overnight w/ Dangerous Company, Hard Ticket to Hawaii & Acapulco Gold (Air Date: 11/3/89)

Sorry to get this out so late, but this vid is a Friday night Ironman Marathon, so I guess it's sort of appropriately late. :)

I also wanted to give a merch update for anyone that might be wondering why they haven't received their next item. So apparently when Patreon rolled out the new updates, they had a glitch that d...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Economics Edition

The main way Amazon benefits the economy is that we buy a lot of stuff based on the picture, realize when it arrives that it's not what we wanted, fail to return it on time, then buy another version of it.

We're expanding the retail economy by 20 percent!

Narrow World: Week 2 (Air Date: 6/91)

The Halloweek treats continue with another edition of JB’s  Narrow World. 🎃🖤

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Worldly Edition

It's time to retire the term "Third World." Nobody using it has read the original Alfred Sauvy article and so it's just used as a putdown. If you happen to be living in Chad, or Sri Lanka, or Uruguay, your surroundings are the First World and the Only World.

They Live, Fiona, and Rolling Vengeance VCR Overnight (Air Date: 11/10/89)

And here’s your Halloweek treat for today. I would've been all about these Iron Man Marathons. We’ve gotta figure out a way to do something like this now… 🤔 

Rabid (Air Date: 11/4/89)

(Outro: 4:32)

Happy Halloweek Humpday, homies!  😋 Tonight we have the Marilyn Chambers classic, Rabid. We showed this one during the original marathon. and I’d love to show the Soska Sisters’ remake sometime!

if you happen to be in the Rochester-y area this Halloweekend, come hang with us. I’m making...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Football Edition

Why is there a two-minute warning in professional football? Who's being warned? Blind people who can't see the clock?

JB's Drive-In Column (Air Date: 6/91)

Day 2 of our Halloweek treats…Enjoy! 🎃🖤

Joe Bob’s 2nd Thought of the Day: Mutant Edition

f I can make a remark about etymology that sets off fighting and insults among THIS crowd, the Mutants, the people I consider the most accepting and open-minded in the world, then we're fucked.

Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Air Date: 6/91)

Happy Halloween Week, Patreon Pals!

I missed posting your Friday Fun this week bc it was such a hectic wknd. To help make up for that I’m gonna give you a full festive week of JB treats as we count down to our big night! 

Here‘s treat Numero Uno, groovie ghoulies! 🎃🖤🖤

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: On Demand Edition

Why do they call it abortion-on-demand? No one is demanding one. People are begging to find a place to do it. It should be called abortion-on-beg.

UPDATE FROM ME: Please be kind in the comments. JB is allowed to have different opinions from you, and welcomes FRIENDLY debate. Likewise, you are allowed to have ...

The Company of Wolves (Air Date: 3/25/00)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! I hope y’all enjoyed the Haunted Halloween Hangout last night. It was one of my very favorite shows we‘ve ever done, and hanging with 3 of my childhood heroes was insanely amazing/surreal!

Here are tonight’s time codes for ya…Enjoy & have ALL THE FUN as we close in...

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Email Edition

I don't want to join your file storage app. If you want me to look at something, there's this thing called an attachment. 

Final Alliance & Blood Relations (Air Date: 6/8/91)

Happy Humpday, homies! We are just 2 DAYS away from our Haunted Halloween Hangout!! So happy we get to celebrate Halloween together…with Elvira!! (And another super rad horror superstar I’m not allowed to discuss yet… 😋)

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: MTV Edition

In August of 1981 MTV aired its first music video and went on to premiere the greatest songs and concerts of a generation, changing the culture and enlarging our consciousness.
    In November of 2022 MTV will air the 1,000th episode of "Ridiculousness."

A Halloween Treat from Shudder

This was part of Shudder’s 🎃 Advent Calender today. if you didn’t happen to get one of those, you can still check it out here. 🤠🖤

(If you‘ve had trouble using the QR code, here’s a link for ya instead. 🖤 2022-10-18 20:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Trick or Treat Riffalong Thursday Night!

Howdy, Patron Saints! Just wanted to make it officially official that we will be doing a watch & riff along viewing of Trick or Treat this Thursday night at 9pm ET over in the Discord.

If you have any questions, including how to navigate Discord, leave a comment here and we’ll help ya out. Hope to see a bunch of y...