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Thank You!!

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A lil’ message from the Big Guy to thank y'all for all the kind messages you’ve been sending his way since yesterdays‘s big anniversary. 🥰

(Side note: His ep of “Snapped”premieres tonight on Oxygen if you want to check it out. ❤️) 

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Love Potion #9 & The Serpent & the Rainbow with Wanda Jackson (Air Date: 5/22/99)

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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!

In honor of Scream weekend, I thought we’d go with JB’s favorite Wes Craven film. (Love Potion #9 is really cute, too, but it’s all about The Serpent & the Rainbow here. 🥰) I wasn’t familiar with Wanda Jackson before this, but I did a lil’ research on her after watch...

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How Joe Bob Briggs became a film critic, or as he said, "What?"

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(In honor of the 40th anniversary of his first ever movie review, which is officially January 15, here’s an article where some guy named John Bloom introduces the world to our favorite Drive-In critic, Joe Bob Briggs. Also included is that debut review for “The Grim Reaper”…what a way to start!! 😋 Below is a rough ...

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Talkie Time Update

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Hiya, homies! Getting back on track with our lil’ audio updates…Hope you’re having a wonderful week so far, and Happy Scream Day to all who celebrate! 😋



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Emmanuelle 5 (with Monique Gabrielle & Steve Barnett, Air Date: 8/27/93)

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(Outro 9:09)

Happy Wednesday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a really fun episode from “Emmanuelle“ Week featuring the truly iconic Ms. Monique Gabrielle (with the equally iconic Mr. Steve Barnett 😉). 

I‘ve gotta dig up the rest of Emmanuelle week for ya, because this series has a vast history that ne...

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Explaining Merch for the Patron Saint Tier

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Hiya, homies! I get an awful lotta questions about how merch works here, so I’m gonna try to explain it the best I can. Hopefully this will clear things up a little. 🥰

1st Merch Item- After you complete your first full month, I will personally ship you one of our Patreon-exclusive Blu-Rays. Current...

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Hot Shots and Iron Eagle III (Air Date: 7/31/99)

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Happy Splatterda, Homies!! 🥰

Writing you from our Minneapolis show tonight while JB eats his din din. (NOT at a Cracker Barrel for once. 😉) 


This is a very special ep where they went to an Air Force ...

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A Special about Drive-Ins featuring Roger Corman

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Greetings, Patreon Pals! I found this lil’ special about Drive-Ins in the vault, and I thought you might enjoy checking it out. 🥰

Finally on my way to Minneapolis after a looooong delay, but I plan on doing a talkie update with JB later tonight for you. (Assuming he’s not super cranky after his also way-delayed f...

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JOE BOB’S WISDOM ON PARADE

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JOE BOB’S WISDOM ON PARADE

(A lil‘ throwback to one of JB’s classic columns, originally published December 9, 1988)

    Bobby Bohannon lived down at the end of 34th Street in Texarkana, Ark., where the road petered out and became gravel and then mud and then a soybean field. Bobby's was t...

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Excessive Force & Pit and the Pendulum w/ Lance Henriksen!! (Air Date: 5/7/94)

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(Bridge 8:41, Outro 12:36)

Happy Humpday, Homies!! I have got a doozy of an ep for you tonight!! 

Lance Henriksen is one of my forever crushes (right up there with Tom Atkins & Rick Moranis 🥰), and this interview with him is AMAZING! JB says it’s one of his all-time faves, and he’d kill yo have him...

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A New Monthly Feature!

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Greetings, Patrons! I wanted to let you know about a new feature we’re adding starting…last month. 😉

I always have lots of random goodies laying about that, while I’m grateful to have them, would make me even happier if I were able to share them with you guys.

So another lil’ fun thing we are gonna star...

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The Gate and Twilight Zone: The Movie (Air Date: 10/17/98)

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HAPPY FIRST DAY OF 2022!!!

Since I know a lot of us have the tradition of marathoning Twilight Zone on New Year’s Day, I figured I’d post this one early to kinda fit in with your festive viewing plans. (It’s also the one that has the Chucky interview!)

Enjoy, and may this be the start of an epic New Year for...

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Happy New Year!!

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Just a quick lil’ New Year’s greeting from the Boss Man…Hope you’re having a wonderful New Year’s Eve, and I hope 2022 is filled with lots of love & happiness for us all! ❤️❤️❤️

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New Year's Special w/ Carnasaur & Ulterior Motives (Air Date: 12/31/94)

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(Bridge 3:58, Outro 7:53)

it’s Wednesday…You know what that means. 😉

Here’s a very special NYE episode you can include in your festivities this week. Although it’s not “the” NYE episode I’d hoped to find (he swears there was a New Year’s special with actual nekkidity!), it’s still super cute &...

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Predator & Slaughter High (Air Date: 4/4/97)

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Happy last Tuesday of 2021, Patreon Pals!

I don’t know about you, but I’m still in full -on Christmas mode this week. I’m not ready for the loooooong holiday season of Halloween (which “officially” starts the day after Labor Day 😉) through New Year’s to be over yet! I’m sure after New Year’s Day I’l...

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TC 2000 & Amazon Christmas Special (Air Date: 12/24/94)

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(Bridge 5:37, Outro 11:42)

Merry Christmas, Mutants! I hope you’re having a wonderful one, wherever you are and whatever you’re doing! 🥰

I am spending today with my family, and they bitch at me any time I’m on my phone. 😋 So, just for today, I’m trying to stay off it as much as possible. 

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Merry Christmas from the Big Guy!

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Merry Christmas Eve, Mutants! I hope you are having a wonderful day full of love and happiness (whether you’re celebrating or not 🥰).

Here‘s a special Horrorday message from  JB to all our Patreon Pals. ❤️💚❤️💚

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Destroyer and Warlock (Air Date: 12/12/92)

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(Bridge 5:08, Outro 8:36)

Happy Humpday, Homies! 

I was hoping this was going to be a holiday ep bc it aired in December, but alas it Is not. These are still 2 great movies, though!

He does say something perplexing in this one that I’m hoping someone out there can help me figure out. Near the end,...

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Retro Review: Santa Claws – Dec. 12, 1996

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(For night Numero Two-O of 🎄 week I bring you JB’s review of the Debbie Rochon horrorday cl-ass-sick, “SantaClaws”. ❤️)

Santa Claws – Dec. 12, 1996

    Have you seen these shows on ESPN 2 where some guy rides a tricycle off a cliff, does a tr...

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Silent Night, Deadly Night & Santa’s Slay Intros from The Music Box Live Event

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Happy Holidays, Patreon Pals!

I’m aiming to post a lil’ something special for you every day this week, starting with these really poorly filmed intros from our double feature event at the Music Box in Chicago last week. I was gonna edit it down to the Drive-In totals only, but I figured you die hards here would want...

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Gremlins & Pet Shop *Christmas Special* (Air Date 12/19/98)

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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! I’m feeling extra festive after last night (“Gator Bait” will do that to ya! 😉) , so here‘s another JB horrorday special to keep that spirit going! 

The first  segment has the worst sound, but it should be good from there. 

Gremlins/Pet Shop

St...

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Talkie Time #3

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Just a quick lil’ update from both of us this time! 🥰 Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in for the 🎄 show last night! Love you tons, and we’ll “see” some of you again tonight for our monthly watchalong! ❤️

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Joe Bob on Night After Night

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Howdy, y’all! Not what I was hoping to pos fer ya tonight, but the OG post had tech difficulties & I don’t have time to keep fussing with it right now.


I’ll post what I’d originally planned sometime soon, but got your Random Radness tonight here‘s JB on some talk show ive never heard of. Enjoy, ...

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House IV & Puppet Master 3 (Air Date: 9/4/93)

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(Bridge 4:44  Outro 10:01)

Happy Humpday, Homies!

A lil’ late posting this one bc I fell asleep in the middle of prepping it. 😋 I had a longer than expected flight from LA to Chicago, but I’m here now and ready for our show at The Music Box tomorrow night. Hope to see some of you there, and even m...

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Retro Review- Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: TheToy Maker (Nov. 1, 1991)

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(I thought this would be a good cl-ass-sick review for tonight. It has a lil’ something to do with our “Joe Bob Ruins Christmas” special, too…though probably not what you’re thinking. 😉 Back in a bit with a new/old Drive-In Theater ep for ya, too! ❤️)

Silent Night, Deadly Ni...

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In the Mouth of Madness (Air Date: 10/31/99)

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And here we have holiday special Numero Two-O…I never specified which  holiday, though! 😉

Here‘s a very special Halloween ep featuring Rhonda Shear & Count Floyd. The sound isn’t perfect on this one, but we’ve been fiddlin’ for weeks now, and it’s probably the best this one’s gonna get. (Still ...

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Christmas Special: Little Shop of Horrors & Smokey and The Bandit II (Air Date December 20, 1996)

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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight I have not one but 2 holiday specials for you!

This was included on the 1st Edition of our Patreon Blu-Ray, but I figure there are a lot of folks who haven‘t gotten to see it yet. For those who have, I’m currently prepping Monstervision ep #2 for tonight, which I’ll be post...

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The Narrow World of Joe Bob Briggs (Porky Pig Edition)

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Here’s your bit o’ Random Radness for the week! 🥰

I can’t believe there was ever a time when Porky Pig was being canceled. To me, it seems important to represent “animals” with all sorts of disabilities. The more we see all the differences that exist, the less they start to matter.  I’m glad Porky’...

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Talkie Time #2

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Howdy Homies! Here’s a new Takkie update fer ya…Just a reminder, that email is TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com. 🥰

At least one more post coming up tonight… ❤️

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Joe Bob's America: Dec. 16th, 1988

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(This is a vintage  article from his “Joe Bob’s America“ column, published Dec. 16, 1988.) 

Dear Close Personal Friends of the Briggs Family,

    Since our last Christmas letter, Grandpa got his harness straightened, his prostate scraped, and a whole new set of teeth! Congratula...

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