The Universe.

More like the "you-need-verse."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/959
2018-03-22 13:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post

More like the "you-need-verse."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/959
2018-03-22 13:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Can't spell absolution without abs.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/958
2018-03-20 13:28:47 +0000 UTC View Post
So did you really want to eat there or not?
"I don't care."
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/957
2018-03-16 12:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Could you let me in? I don't know how much longer I can hang from this fifth story window.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/956
2018-03-13 19:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostIβm unequivocally ambivalent towards Mondayβs.
2018-03-12 15:55:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm the baby daddy.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/955
2018-03-10 13:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostJoe has seen better days. A request from last month's live draw request stream.
2018-03-09 13:52:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your bootstraps! Grab your bootstraps!
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/954
2018-03-08 17:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Steer clear of my ex. She's into crabs.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/953
2018-03-07 12:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostA very literal request from last month's live draw request stream.
rip fish bro
2018-03-05 15:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
They call it a lazy river for a reason, you buffoon!
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/952
2018-03-03 13:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't even cry for obvious reasons.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/951

You can't watch where you're going if you're going nowhere.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/949
2018-02-23 13:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post
It's true. Blue men can't shoot.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/948

I always wear a trenchcoat and fedora to parties.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/947
2018-02-16 14:23:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the only way to heal a broken leg.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/945
2018-02-09 21:43:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's all that extra shit on your head?
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/944
2018-02-07 19:19:45 +0000 UTC View PostFrom last month's live draw request stream. The man from the cover of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds hiding in a bush.
2018-02-06 14:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy not both?
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/943
2018-02-05 19:18:17 +0000 UTC View Post"A donkey with a ribboned sun hat, sunglasses, and a big mustache." From last month's live draw request stream.
2018-02-05 13:51:38 +0000 UTC View PostI put the O in CFO.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/942
2018-02-02 12:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know what the dash is for. Noses don't exist.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/941
2018-01-30 19:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostDon't let me catch you Rubin one out.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/940
2018-01-26 13:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post"If I take this shot, that would be even more painfully embarrassing... what do I do??"
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/939
2018-01-23 21:44:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey gang, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone that decided to become my patron after my post yesterday. As I've said, I HATE promoting this thing, but it's really the only way I'm able to make Mr. Lovenstein. It's a big ask, and you all stepped up when you can spend your money on a billion other things. Also big thanks to th...
2018-01-23 13:07:29 +0000 UTC View PostThat was the only thing that ever made me laugh.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/938
2018-01-20 12:49:20 +0000 UTC View PostNow get the fuck away from my trash can.
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/937
2018-01-18 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post