Give Out

"Well, can I have a lemon?"
Absolutely not.
https://tapas.io/episode/2064238
2021-02-19 14:22:46 +0000 UTC View Post

"Well, can I have a lemon?"
Absolutely not.
https://tapas.io/episode/2064238
2021-02-19 14:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone knows mice love cheese, but did you know they'll probably eat ice cream also. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-02-17 19:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did I pick skeleton instead of ghost?
https://tapas.io/episode/2060196
2021-02-16 13:53:31 +0000 UTC View PostLadies and Gentlemen, it's happening. After a six year hiatus, a new Mr. Lovenstein book is coming. The Kickstarter is set to launch April 20, 2021. That's right. Fucking blaze it, y'all.
You're looking at a tentative final design of the book cover. Major thanks to everyone here that helped me pick a design for the boo...

Does it come with benefits?
https://tapas.io/episode/2055423
2021-02-12 13:51:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis worm has places to go and people to see. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-02-10 13:13:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This bitch pulled the reverse uno card on me.
https://tapas.io/episode/2051864
2021-02-09 14:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
See? You just needed to coff something up.
https://tapas.io/episode/2047205
2021-02-05 14:27:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did I enlist an entire army when all you have to do is touch him??
https://tapas.io/episode/2044124
2021-02-02 14:14:14 +0000 UTC View Post
"Aren't shooting stars supposed to grant wishes?"
TWO THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
https://tapas.io/episode/2039486
2020 just won't. Let. GO.
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

I was carrying my lunch and took a nasty spill.
https://tapas.io/episode/2032124
2021-01-22 14:28:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back with another behind-the-scenes look at the development of my upcoming book and Kickstarter campaign. The theme of the book is "failure" and one of the rewards you can select for backing the campaign are failure themed stickers. They come in a set of eight as you can see here. I based them on...
2021-01-20 19:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow, nice compliment. Real original.
https://tapas.io/episode/2028950
2021-01-19 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Honestly, fuck this wand's unrealistic beauty standards. Girl, you gorgeous.
https://tapas.io/episode/2024505
2021-01-15 14:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going to starve btw.
https://tapas.io/episode/2016678
2021-01-08 13:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Try being a bonsai tree, you crybaby.
https://tapas.io/episode/2013477
2021-01-05 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I still have hope that one day you'll have hope.
https://tapas.io/episode/2008713
2021-01-01 13:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostSanta's is decking more than just halls this year. This was a draw request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2020-12-31 21:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream! I hope it's last time I have to draw something political for at least four years.
2020-12-31 18:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not you, it's me.
https://tapas.io/episode/2005488
2020-12-29 14:17:57 +0000 UTC View PostIf you found yourself alone on this very strange Christmas Eve, come hang out with your old pal JL for the evening.
Streaming here: https://www.twitch.tv/mrlovenstein

I'm sorry Grape Nuts, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
https://tapas.io/episode/1999796
2020-12-23 14:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostAs you know, I'm working on a new book! The theme of the book is "failure," and I'm currently working on the book cover art. After a lot of brainstorming and thumbnail sketches, these are the final contenders. The text "Mr. Lovenstein Presents... FAILURE" would appear above the art.
I'd love to get your feedback on wh...

Your urine sample was 50% Mountain Dew.
https://tapas.io/episode/1994417
2020-12-18 13:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I have to move furniture 12 times a day just to feel normal now.
https://tapas.io/episode/1991123
2020-12-15 14:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post